I picture the plane having a sombrero on its head with a colorful poncho and a funny mustache. LOL.

As a student pilot, I came back from a solo flight and landed a little hot.

Upon runway touchdown, the tower informed me, "You can take the next taxiway to your right, okay, the next taxiway to your right, then... or, that taxiway to your right... how about you take the highspeed taxiway to your right... well, then, if you could just stop before the end of the runway, you can take the final exit. Yup. That one would be perfect."

/just watched that movie last night
//love the $5 DVD bin at Wal-Mart

Roman Fyseek: As a student pilot, I came back from a solo flight and landed a little hot.


Hah! now that's funny...

....Gate 24...25...26...27....

Surely, you can't be serious.

Etchy333: Surely, you can't be serious.

I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.

/obligatory

Etchy333: Surely, you can't be serious.



....And don't call me SHirley!

Ole!!

Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked... in the head... with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does. It never happens. It's a dumb question... skip it

Over Macho Grande?

It could be worse. This happened at Midway a few years ago, killing a little boy.

Also, I am pretty sure that more than one person would claim injuries if the plane wasn't packed with illegals. Just kidding.

Julieahni: I picture the plane having a sombrero on its head with a colorful poncho and a funny mustache. LOL.

I picture the maintenance logs for that aircraft being "lost".

How about some coffee, Johnny?

It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.

Los Aristocrats!

I was on that flight. There was a chupacabra ripping apart the wing right outside my window.

two and a half hours and only 5 Airplane references

/shame, shame, shame

"Everything went textbook,"

You know, except for the runway-missing part...

If it was anything like the trucks coming across the border, it had no brakes, taillights or insurance, and the tires were bald.

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

"Bajito y Sauvecito" - not just for the street anymore

JulieahniI picture the plane having a sombrero on its head with a colorful poncho and a funny mustache. LOL.

He is Mexican and he finds that offensive!

*panics*

I've got to get out of here...

I'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!

djslowdive: It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.

It's an entirely different kind of flying.

djslowdive: It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.

It's an entirely different kind of flying.

Sounds like terrorism to me. Better detain them, without legal representation or charges, and torture them just to be sure.

Subby made me think illegals were flying in on 5 different flights and we were gonna get inundated.

ElLoco: If it was anything like the trucks coming across the border, it had no brakes, taillights or insurance, and the tires were bald.

And it was towing another car behind it.

Buster Hermano: djslowdive: It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether.

It's an entirely different kind of flying.

It's an entirely different kind of flying.

Bith Set Me Up: How about some coffee, Johnny?

No Thanks!

/take it black

I just want to say "Good Luck." We're all counting on you.

/Why am I the Weeners this?

Julieahni: I picture the plane having a sombrero on its head with a colorful poncho and a funny mustache. LOL.


The pilot was dressed the same way.

DarKrow: /Why am I the Weeners this?

Tried to get here sooner, but there was a car parked in the red zone blocking my way.

/or was it the white zone?

NewportBarGuy: Over Macho Grande?

No, I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande

/NBG was left hanging entirely too long

They bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into, I say...Let 'em crash!

BigG: DarKrow: /Why am I the Weeners this?

Tried to get here sooner, but there was a car parked in the red zone blocking my way.

/or was it the white zone?

Listen, DarKrow, don't start your white zone shiat again. There is just no stopping in the white zone.

Steigen: It's an entirely different kind of flying.

It's an entirely different kind of flying.

Hal Jalykakik wins. Everybody go home.

Maybe the control tower couldn't speak Jive?

/Airplane references +1

I just want to say "Good Luck." We're all counting on you.

seen this headline before

-1

BigDumbGuy: It could be worse. This happened at Midway a few years ago, killing a little boy.

didnt we have a battle over that?

BibbDoo: Roman Fyseek: As a student pilot, I came back from a solo flight and landed a little hot.


Hah! now that's funny...

oh yea? as a bush pilot, i came back from a bar and branded a little twat.

Grandmas Candy Dish: Hal Jalykakik wins. Everybody go home.

Maybe the control tower couldn't speak Jive?

/Airplane references +1

Excuse me Grandmas Candy Dish, I speak jive.

Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, Toto! It's a twister! It's a twister!

/thought I heard somwhere that they were blaming high winds

Looks like the pilot picked the wrong week to quit drinking tequila.....

You farkers never let me down and it never gets old.