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(Reuters) Strange Paul Simon sues clockmaker for illegal use of his songs, breaking his heart, shaking his confidence daily   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 15
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bearded clamorer 2008-07-19 06:21:45 AM  
Parsley, sage, rosemary, and time?

 
T.M.S. [TotalFark] 2008-07-19 06:36:30 AM  
Capeman


He has a thing for self abuse


Capeman

 
paulseta [TotalFark] 2008-07-19 06:58:16 AM  
He should tell Simon to suck his clock.

 
Jimsus 2008-07-19 07:44:32 AM  
At least they didn't take his bow tie.

 
Dinty Moore's Law 2008-07-19 07:50:10 AM  
Jimsus: At least they didn't take his bow tie.

Golf clap.
/One of a very few honorable politicians Illinois has ever produced.

 
Slug2468 [TotalFark] 2008-07-19 08:36:43 AM  
Bridge Over Troubled Water? Do not want. (shiver)

 
zvoidx 2008-07-19 08:54:12 AM  
I told you I was hardcore!

 
mofomisfit 2008-07-19 10:00:26 AM  
Making love in the afternoon with a clockmaker up in his bedroom?

 
sparticle 2008-07-19 11:10:26 AM  
As someone whose name is Cecilia, I am getting a kick out of this headline.

/seriously
//wasn't funny when the song was popular when I was ten years old, though.
///playground rumbles FTW

 
Deceased Clockmaker 2008-07-19 11:18:43 AM  
I should not have done that?

 
NYZooMan 2008-07-19 01:02:01 PM  
WTF were he and Julio doing anyway?

 
LeatherPenguin 2008-07-19 02:01:58 PM  
NYZooMan: WTF were he and Julio doing anyway?

And what, exactly, did Mama Pajama saw, that was against the law?

/insert whistling banality HERE.

 
Inaditch 2008-07-19 02:36:29 PM  
I'm a huge Paul Simon fan, but I have to say, Paul, if you don't want your heart broken and your confidence shaken, quit dating whores. I mean, you just got up to wash your face, and when you came back to bed she was already farking someone else. Dude, grow a pair and move on.

 
farkwell 2008-07-20 01:40:37 PM  
he's so vain. he probably thinks this post is about him.

 
axeeugene 2008-07-20 11:25:56 PM  
Simon owes Los Lobos quite a few dollars for "Myth of the Fingerprints," so he should just STFU and GBTWhateveritishedoesthesedays.

 
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