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(FMQB) Unlikely "I'm trying to reinvent her. I think it's about to be her time again." Madonna? Nope. Cher? Nope. If you guessed Britney, you win custody of her childr... er, a fabulous No-Prize   (fmqb.com) divider line 17
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NYRBill 2008-07-18 01:32:41 PM  
Excelsior !

 
Thelyphthoric 2008-07-18 01:38:18 PM  
According TFA: Spears is "working with a team of top notch producers and songwriters,"

Is "notch" the new word for her cooter?

 
Dustyscarnival 2008-07-18 01:39:03 PM  
Hey APNewsNow.
LOS ANGELES (AP) - An attorney for Britney Spears says an
agreement has been reached that grants the singer more visits with
her children.

I'm sure she'll drink to that

 
JohnCougarMelonhead 2008-07-18 01:44:56 PM  
Something to annoy everyone in that article:

1. Britney won't go away
2. Rodney Jerkins
3. "Eminem has been quiet for the past four years but according to sources close to the rapper, that is about to change."
4. John Mellencamp resurfaces
5. "Crosby, Stills and Nash are teaming up with producer Rick Rubin to record a covers set."
6. They continue poking the body of Jimi Hendrix to see if there are any dollars left.

 
Copperbelly watersnake 2008-07-18 01:49:16 PM  
Why bother? I was under the impression the record companies had these pop tart princesses lined up like shark's teeth, ready to step up just as soon as the one in front drops out of popularity.

 
kunibob 2008-07-18 01:51:34 PM  
Isn't putting her out there a recipe for more disaster? They should be trying to rehabilitate her into a normal life.

I guess it's all she's ever known.

Sad.

 
Onkel Buck 2008-07-18 01:53:41 PM  
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No prize?

 
burndtdan 2008-07-18 01:57:11 PM  
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ltrain2 2008-07-18 01:58:25 PM  
I thought she made a CD or something trying to reinvent herself already...


"It's Britney B*tch"- Didn't one of the songs start this way?


I hate this waste of life.

 
TheAnvil 2008-07-18 02:07:52 PM  
JohnCougarMelonhead: Something to annoy everyone in that article:

7. Billy Joel performed at Shea Stadium last night (7/16) for his first of two concerts titled Last Play at Shea.

8. The guest appearances continued with Don Henley

 
Msol [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 02:36:06 PM  
NYRBill: Excelsior !

Excellent. Beat me to it by ages.

 
februarymakeup [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 03:10:42 PM  
Thelyphthoric: According TFA: Spears is "working with a team of top notch producers and songwriters,"

Is "notch" the new word for her cooter?

Well, let's see

Spears is working with a team of top her cooter producers and songwriters.

Nope. Guess it isn't.

 
NYRBill 2008-07-18 03:32:44 PM  
Onkel Buck: No prize?

Msol: Excellent. Beat me to it by ages.

so would you guys get it if I said I belonged to FOOM?

 
DrakeLabatt 2008-07-18 03:35:12 PM  
Love the Marvel comics reference Farkers!

 
Rev. Skarekroe [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 03:57:58 PM  
NYRBill: so would you guys get it if I said I belonged to FOOM?

I read that as "would you guys get laid if I said I belonged to FOOM?".

Which would doubtless be a resounding "No."

 
NYRBill 2008-07-18 04:09:43 PM  
Rev. Skarekroe: I read that as "would you guys get laid if I said I belonged to FOOM?".
Which would doubtless be a resounding "No."

I would think so ;-)

 
Robot-fisted Monkey 2008-07-18 05:01:57 PM  
Still would and I'd even buy her a bucket of chicken first.

 
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