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(Some Guy) Obvious Coldplay lead singer comes out of the closet   (newswatch50.com) divider line 33
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oxbowjourneyman [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 08:07:32 AM  
He like her? He really like her?

 
SmackLT [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 08:12:28 AM  
i177.photobucket.com

 
Gavino 2008-07-18 08:19:08 AM  
What that guy who makes babies with that oscar winning waif is a homo? Wow. The more you know.

 
Wander00 2008-07-18 08:38:04 AM  
In yet another desperate attempt to seem relevant, Coldplay lead singer comes out of the closet

 
clancifer [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 08:42:58 AM  
Hannah Montana isn't that bad of a show, but I prefer Drake & Josh.

No homo, just sayin'.

 
tgregory 2008-07-18 09:15:23 AM  
this actually explains a lot about the lead singer

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 09:16:26 AM  
i298.photobucket.com

 
Dogberry [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 09:32:47 AM  
"Rocker?"

You keep using that word...

 
MaxxLarge [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 09:40:01 AM  
Dogberry: "Rocker?"

You keep using that word...


Honestly. They lost me the second they called him that. I don't think Chris Martin would plug in if he was on life support.

 
xanadian [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 09:58:05 AM  
MaxxLarge: I don't think Chris Martin would plug in if he was on life support.

www.hypnobird.com

 
TheYeti [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 10:16:20 AM  
Now if only their fans would, too.

 
NikolaiFarkoff [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 10:28:53 AM  
I f*ckin love Coldplay. AND The Dave Matthews Band.

The sad part about the former is that now they only seem to play giant venues full of douchbags now. I saw them just a few years ago in a 2,000-seat theatre and it was awesome. Before X&Y came out.

DMB used to be full of pseudo-hippies, which I could live with. Then it became full of frat boys and cokeheads, which I can't live with.

Also, Ticketmaster FTL.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 10:36:35 AM  
NikolaiFarkoff: I f*ckin love Coldplay. AND The Dave Matthews Band.

You are brave to choose Fark to express your true feelings. It's ok, we are all here for you.

/ducks

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 10:39:27 AM  
I don't think I would state publically that I was a fan of a jailbait Disney girl. There's nothing good that can come from that.

/and Coldplay sucks

 
Clash City Farker 2008-07-18 10:42:05 AM  
I caught part of the VH1 tribute to The Who last night. The best quote of the night was Chris Martin saying when he hears a Who song come on he feels like 'just giving up'.

Please Chris, just give up.

 
Neekoh 2008-07-18 11:14:14 AM  
NikolaiFarkoff: I f*ckin love Coldplay. AND The Dave Matthews Band. am gay.

FTFY.

Sorry, someone had to do it.

 
mekkab [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-18 11:34:54 AM  
NikolaiFarkoff: I f*ckin love Coldplay. AND The Dave Matthews Band.

I don't. I think theres a cold play song I like, but I'm not really into them, and I had a terrible time at a DMB concert...


/free tix, ftw!

 
jwhite33 2008-07-18 11:40:54 AM  
We can mock Chris Martin all we want, but at the end of the day he climbs into bed with Gwyneth Paltrow. Not bad.

 
Martstar 2008-07-18 11:41:07 AM  
Clash City Farker: I caught part of the VH1 tribute to The Who last night. The best quote of the night was Chris Martin saying when he hears a Who song come on he feels like 'just giving up'.

Please Chris, just give up.


Seconded.

 
Crude 2008-07-18 11:51:26 AM  
There's a Pedophile closet now?

Who knew? Well, besides Michael Jackson, I mean.

 
BigSnatch [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 12:30:36 PM  
NikolaiFarkoff: I f*ckin love Coldplay. AND The Dave Matthews Band.

The sad part about the former is that now they only seem to play giant venues full of douchbags now. I saw them just a few years ago in a 2,000-seat theatre and it was awesome. Before X&Y came out.

DMB used to be full of pseudo-hippies, which I could live with. Then it became full of frat boys and cokeheads, which I can't live with.

Also, Ticketmaster FTL.


Basically, you have the same taste in music as poser-hippies, frat boys, cokeheads, and teen girls. You always have, you just never realized it.

 
CarnySaur 2008-07-18 12:37:07 PM  
BigSnatch: NikolaiFarkoff: I f*ckin love Coldplay. AND The Dave Matthews Band.

The sad part about the former is that now they only seem to play giant venues full of douchbags now. I saw them just a few years ago in a 2,000-seat theatre and it was awesome. Before X&Y came out.

DMB used to be full of pseudo-hippies, which I could live with. Then it became full of frat boys and cokeheads, which I can't live with.

Also, Ticketmaster FTL.

Basically, you have the same taste in music as poser-hippies, frat boys, cokeheads, and teen girls. You always have, you just never realized it.


That gets me thinking, was R.E.M. the first band fans hated when they became popular?

 
Clash City Farker 2008-07-18 12:44:40 PM  
CarnySaur:
That gets me thinking, was R.E.M. the first band fans hated when they became popular?


Nope. The tradition goes back farther.

 
The_Time_Master 2008-07-18 12:54:40 PM  
We know how this one ends up...

images.mirror.co.uk

Looks like next year's harvest will be the best ever...

 
zappaisfrank [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 01:53:20 PM  
CarnySaur:
That gets me thinking, was R.E.M. the first band fans hated when they became popular?


I was an old school REM fan back in the mid 80's. I stopped liking them because I absolutely hated the "Green" album. I thought it was a piece of garbage. This coincided with their sudden burst in popularity. When Peter Buck becamse obsessed with mandolins, I was outta there.

 
JamMasterJamie 2008-07-18 02:22:49 PM  
Too... many... jokes...

/head explodes

 
danduran 2008-07-18 03:42:12 PM  
The guy has a kid, it's probably genetic to end up liking this stuff when you get a kid.

 
Renegade Pancake 2008-07-18 06:17:31 PM  
Coldplay isn't too bad. "Viva la Vida" is more interesting as a whole than "X&Y".

/still thinks "A Rush of Blood to the Head" is their apex
//really, the thing we need to blame Coldplay for are the crappy imitation bands
///like KEANE

 
Epstein's Mother 2008-07-18 06:21:47 PM  
Actual headline from the article:

"Rocker reveals he like Hannah Montana"

A missing "s" could go either way

1) Rocker reveals he like(s) Hannah Montana

2) Rocker reveals he('s) like Hannah Montana


www.burtonreport.com

Mongo like too!

 
madden101 2008-07-18 09:35:32 PM  
Author reveal he no can grammarize. Spell.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-07-18 11:28:37 PM  
Calling the lead singer of Coldplay a rocker is like calling Andy Dick a badass. Nothing could be further from the truth.

 
TSE 2008-07-18 11:58:35 PM  
Clash City Farker: I caught part of the VH1 tribute to The Who last night. The best quote of the night was Chris Martin saying when he hears a Who song come on he feels like 'just giving up'.

Please Chris, just give up.


I volunteer to follow him around the world with a boombox constantly playing the works of Pete & Co. I just need some rich tf'er to finance my mission.

 
Usernameaboutnothing 2008-07-19 03:48:52 AM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Calling the lead singer of Coldplay a rocker is like calling Andy Dick a badass. Nothing could be further from the truth.

Andy Dick is indirectly responsible for someone's death, so you could argue he is kind of a badass. You could not argue Chris Martin is a rocker.

 
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