Sid with tits.

Not meaning to be insensitive but I could give a fat rats ass.

Kenny B: Not meaning to be insensitive but I could give a fat rats ass.

I second this. Good riddance you stupid twat.

Who?

I love it when people stop to spend time and post about something they supposedly don't care about.

/if you don't care, you wouldn't have come to this page
//and certainly wouldn't have POSTED to it!

NewportBarGuy: Who?

SID WITH TITS!

sad. cue leave Amy alone pics.
oh, yeah: Sid With Tits.

Sounds more like congestive heart failure

Kenny B: Not meaning to be insensitive but I could give a fat rats ass.



Seriously, though, she is in my death pool, which is good because it's looking less and less likely that my Owen Wilson gambit will pan out.

Otto's_Jacket: SID WITH TITS!

I think looks rather like Russell Brand.

NewportBarGuy: I think looks rather like Russell Brand.



Who, Amy or Sid? I WANT TO KNOW!!

Dalar: I love it when people stop to spend time and post about something they supposedly don't care about.

/if you don't care, you wouldn't have come to this page
//and certainly wouldn't have POSTED to it!

Boy! You sure are smart. Guess you told them.

I love it when people stop to spend time and post about people posting about something they supposedly don't care about, but what I love even more is stopping to spend time commenting on people stopping to spend time posting about people posting about something they supposedly don't care about.

I am, like, so satisfied.

I wish she'd just die already so I dont have to hear the coonts name anymore.

FTFA: He told Sky News: "I want people to understand even if they give her one cigarette they're causing her harm. She has got a serious health problem."

And that's the kind of parent that ends up with a kid like this, the helicoptering twat. So far most of what he's had to say has been, "Don't give her cigarettes! Dealers who give her drugs will be committing murder!"

How about "Amy you prat, stop being a damn idiot and face up to yourself." Of course if he'd spoken more like that when she was a child she'd probably not be the farkup she is now.

The really sad thing is that she's incredibly talented. I actually borrowed her album from a friend (physical copy borrowing? In the 21st century? It's more likely than you think) and it's amazing. She can sing without the warble that every chick stole from Motown. This includes the black ones that were born in the suburbs or Barbados. (Guess!)

I wouldn't shed a tear for her, but I would think "Man! She could've done so much more!"

/Wouldn't say I'm a fan, but I would say I'd pay to see her in concert.

the truly talented never last long.

as a musician she is awesome, as a person I would like to b*tchslap her back to reality.

Crack ain't so bad!
/Tyrone Biggums

Can she really be called Sid with tits, when her drug emaciation robbed her of said tits?

She's way too young to have damaged her lungs to that extent, and the fact she can still sing amazingly suggests they aren't badly damaged.

FTFA


Ah... well... I'm just... Really? Amazingly? WTF is wrong with British people? What are they hearing when the rest of us are hearing that drunken karioke bit she calls an act?

I don´t think she took drugs...it´s all just media hype...I mean look at her, she IS fine!
Rock on!
/doin´crack

If she does die, it's only going to be worse. Tons of people will go out and buy her album out of morbid curiousity. They'll decide they like her. She'll become some sort of martyr in their eyes. A tortured soul who expressed herself through her music and sticking crack cocaine up her arse. More people will do crack, because Amy found her inspiration in it, and it will become the drug of choice among a certain demographic.

There will be tell-all books and movies. There will be television specials. All the moments where she's on stage doing coke will be digitally edited out. There will be arguments on Fark until the end of time. Some will say Amy was no better than a boy band and was a manufactured pop image. Some will say Amy sucks, and her fans should listen to better music. Still others will just say she's an annoying bald, vegan.

If she dies, we're still never going to hear the farking end of this shiat.

Amy Winehouse...to the record companies, is worth more dead. You do the math.

Glitchwerks: Tons of people will go out and buy her album out of morbid curiousity. They'll decide they like her. She'll become some sort of martyr in their eyes.

Someone will figure out how to make a Winehouse - Tupac record. Millions will buy it and yell about how great it is.

tatum: I love it when people stop to spend time and post about people posting about something they supposedly don't care about, but what I love even more is stopping to spend time commenting on people stopping to spend time posting about people posting about something they supposedly don't care about.

I am, like, so satisfied.

I'm annoyed by when people stop to spend time and post about people posting about something they supposedly don't care about, and I'm even more annoyed by stopping to spend time commenting on people stopping to spend time posting about people posting about something they supposedly don't care about, but I actually found your satisfaction pretty funny.

So I guess there's a point of reversal: the point at which someone posts about people posting about people posting about something they supposedly don't care about.

I think we should continue this, to see if there's a point of diminishing returns.

For any who wish to continue: this is a post about a post about a post about a post about something that someone doesn't care about.

Amy, fark the talentless haters posting here, the lot of which couldn't muster enough talent to jump-start a tricycle. And please stop killing yourself.

Your fan,

Cryptozoophiliac

I want in on the pool. I'm gonna say she's dead on September 26th.

I hear there's an intimate photo of Amy Winehouse on the cover of the new Metallica album.

Whatthefark: Glitchwerks: Tons of people will go out and buy her album out of morbid curiousity. They'll decide they like her. She'll become some sort of martyr in their eyes.

Someone will figure out how to make a Winehouse - Tupac record. Millions will buy it and yell about how great it is.

With a special appearance by Jim Morrison.

Otto's_Jacket: SID WITH TITS!

Except Amy has talent and can actually play.

This is sad -- but let me tell you we have our own version here in the US, she's not suicidal, and I actually think she's a better singer than Amy Winehouse:



Rachel Nagy of The Detroit Cobras.

Jesus Christ! How much do you have to smoke to develop emphysema by 24? My grandfather had to smoke like a chimney for 50 years to accomplish that.

Don't you mean HEART INDUCED drug problems?

Seriously, would she be living like she does if she wasn't with the other zombie?

If you're not gonna eat some sammiches and get back into the Amy Winehouse shape of old, feel free to leave this planets' premises.

ftfa: suffering terrifying heart attack-like symptoms, including chest pains, breathlessness, numbness and confusion.

yeah, cocaine is a hellova drug.

Fark needs a Winehouse tag.

Dalar: I love it when people stop to spend time and post about something they supposedly don't care about.

/if you don't care, you wouldn't have come to this page
//and certainly wouldn't have POSTED to it!

Seriously - how big of a retard are you when you claim to not care about something, but take the time to read the article or spend time typing about it?

I think it makes you look like a foolish dick.

I don't care, but I'm just curious. I've never heard of her work but she seems popular here. Is it ok that I posted that?

Good lord, that husband of hers must have a gigantor monster cock or something, she's totally destroying herself because she's sad that he wound up in jail. What a waste.

Kenny B: Not meaning to be insensitive but I could give a fat rats ass.

Then why post this, jackass. Go home.