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(Some Guy) Amusing Barenaked Ladies singer arrested for cocaine possession (with oh so precious mug shot)   (syracuse.com) divider line 66
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bikerdiva [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 05:42:31 PM  
Now we know what he did with his million dollars.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 05:44:48 PM  
repeat! or is it because we have mugshots now?


in any events, looks like he has something on the tip of his nose?



and wow, looks like one of the chicks been crying

 
jerry2a 2008-07-17 05:47:36 PM  
Again?

 
jerry2a 2008-07-17 05:50:11 PM  
Police witnessed suspicious activity through a window of the apartment and were let in by Ford, Capt. Bill Bleyle, of the Manlius police, said.

Doing drugs in the old apartment, I guess.

/WTF - dude, keep the blinds closed if you're going to do drugs in front of them

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 05:55:10 PM  
Doing drugs is the only thing that makes Manlius tolerable.

 
QU!RK1019 2008-07-17 06:07:54 PM  
Now he knows that there's a time and there's a place where he can choose to walk the fine line between self control and self abuse.

 
calbert [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-17 06:17:02 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn: repeat! or is it because we have mugshots now?


in any events, looks like he has something on the tip of his nose?



and wow, looks like one of the chicks been crying


jerry2a: Again?

must be cuz of the mugshots, subby's prolly thinking that they scooped everyone on this story. modmins should change tag to follow-up.

 
Bill_Wick's_Friend 2008-07-17 06:34:12 PM  
Remember how last night when I bought that coke?
I didn't mean it
I was drunk
It was all just a joke.

 
Global Citizen 2008-07-17 08:45:04 PM  
Help! Someone HELP!! i've gone back in time and i don't know how to get back to thursday!!! i left the gas on!!!

 
DrowningLessons 2008-07-17 08:47:05 PM  
If I had a million dollars...
...If I had a million dollars
Well I'd by you some cocaine...
...I would by you some cocaine
If I had a million dollars...
...If I had a million dollars
I would make sure to get some pure stuff...
...But a hundred percent pure, that's cruel
If I had a million dollars...
...If I had a million dollars
We'd party like Rick James...
...Oh yeah, I'm Rick James biatch

If I had a million dollars
I'd buy you're looooooooove......

If I had a million dollars...
...We wouldn't have to bum for blow
If I had a million dollars...
...We'd be high for farking days you know
If I had a million dollars...
...Maybe we could could pick up hookers after we get the stuff -- yeah, and maybe they'd be on hotel beds naked -- hmmm, Dijon hookers -- hmmm!

 
kyleaugustus 2008-07-17 08:58:15 PM  
blog.syracuse.com
(For the woman on the right.)

www.scifi.com

Cocaine, chamalla so what?

 
Ace Frehley's Ghost 2008-07-17 08:59:32 PM  
Dammit, that's twice this week. Steven Page, you need to be more careful.

/repeat

 
Uchiha_Cycliste [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 09:06:30 PM  
Well, now we know how he sang that song so fast.
2 8balls is a felony, damn! They could have easily gone through that in a night.
The tear lines made me smile.

 
ugahairydawgs 2008-07-17 09:07:29 PM  
Rich rocker and those are the hottest chicks he can surround himself with?

 
luckybastard 2008-07-17 09:08:38 PM  
Nice mugshot. He should have smiled.

/my father's from manlius, ny

 
ZeroToNowhere 2008-07-17 09:14:18 PM  
Ah, Manlius... in one of my favorite parts of the country with regards to how they named places.

 
Scott the Twat 2008-07-17 09:15:41 PM  
DrowingLessons: If I had a million dollars...
...If I had a million dollars


Barenaked Ladies sing that piece of sh*t song??

I knew I hated them.

 
Caeldan 2008-07-17 09:16:56 PM  
gah.
Submitted this two days ago when it was actually news with a headline that had some thought into it :( Rejected of course.

 
Brad_Will [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-17 09:17:26 PM  
Diogenes: Doing drugs is the only thing that makes Manlius tolerable.

There aren't enough drugs in the world.

 
SillyBonn 2008-07-17 09:22:49 PM  
It's just too bad... he seems like a reasonably smart/thoughful guy. Vanity Project was awesome.

And he wrote Call & Answer - best BNL song ever!

 
Quantum Apostrophe 2008-07-17 09:23:38 PM  
I dunno, the Benedicto chick has something cute about her.

 
Mad_Radhu 2008-07-17 09:32:14 PM  
He really lost the War on Drugs.

 
UnFark 2008-07-17 09:34:04 PM  
If I had a million dollars...

...I'd kick that guy in the crotch for the musical holocaust he has perpetrated on the world.

 
lovefirststool 2008-07-17 09:37:26 PM  
So, even with a successful singing career and the ability to furnish great drugs, the best threesome he could get was chunky emo chick with a bad haircut and the chick that helped me at the bookstore the other day? Wow. I would probably respond to this with suicide.

 
Kanemano 2008-07-17 09:38:00 PM  
If I had a million dollars....two chicks

 
Jak Damage 2008-07-17 09:42:05 PM  
Busted in the old apartment
This is where he used to live
Weed and coke
Open shades
Average chicks
He's high and stoned
This is where he used to live

/I should have put some time into it but I'm too damn tired...

 
3 G's 2008-07-17 09:42:15 PM  
I don't get it.

Why didn't they just get a shiatload of safe, safe legal pharmaceuticals and mix them, rather than doing hard drugs like marijuana and cocaine?

/remember that under the U.S. scheduling (1970 Controlled Substances Act) Cannabis (Schedule one) is considered to be more harmful than cocaine (Schedule two).

 
JasonOfOrillia 2008-07-17 09:49:03 PM  
"Hard to admit I fought the war on drugs
My hands were tied and the phone was bugged..."

That lyric is even more poignant now.

 
people_are_chumps 2008-07-17 09:51:06 PM  
bikerdiva: Now we know what he did with his million dollars.

Win.

 
suicide 2008-07-17 09:52:14 PM  
ugahairydawgs: Rich rocker and those are the hottest chicks he can surround himself with?

well, he's from scarborough.

 
alternative girlfriend [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 09:54:03 PM  
dammit, now I have to change my username...

 
StopArrestingMe [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-17 09:58:08 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn: repeat! or is it because we have mugshots now?


in any events, looks like he has something on the tip of his nose?



and wow, looks like one of the chicks been crying


i have a tendency to wipe my coke on my nose
i have a history of taking off my shirt

 
ungraceful ganesha 2008-07-17 10:00:58 PM  
He'll be out in one week.

 
Plate of Crazy 2008-07-17 10:05:11 PM  
I always thought it was "Get in Line," not "Do a Line." Damn, I really misunderstood those lyrics.

 
horonto [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 10:12:02 PM  
You think with all of his money Steve Page wouldn't need to drive 5 hours for mediocre hittage.

I guess a million dollars goes further in a dumpy area of Syracuse.

 
Svingen999 [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 10:15:09 PM  
farm2.static.flickr.com

Two chicks... meh, forget it.

 
DBrandisNC 2008-07-17 11:06:32 PM  
www.justsouthpark.com
I'm not your buddy, guy.

 
cheesepreeness 2008-07-17 11:11:38 PM  
lovefirststool: So, even with a successful singing career and the ability to furnish great drugs, the best threesome he could get was chunky emo chick with a bad haircut and the chick that helped me at the bookstore the other day? Wow. I would probably respond to this with suicide.

Chunky?

Is that "tool" in your username? Oh, ok then.

 
IMDWalrus [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 11:35:56 PM  
Uchiha_Cycliste: Well, now we know how he sang that song so fast.

That wasn't him. The group has two lead singers, and "One Week" was the other one (Ed Robertson).

UnFark: If I had a million dollars...

...I'd kick that guy in the crotch for the musical holocaust he has perpetrated on the world.


Fark has had that conversation before.

The consensus was that you're wrong.

 
JamMasterJamie 2008-07-17 11:53:55 PM  
I submitted this yesterday with a much funnier headline:

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars), I would hire a really good defense attorney.

/I think the Fark admins secretly hate me

 
nuttmegx 2008-07-18 12:06:30 AM  
So are you going to tell us what that much funnier headline was or not?

 
Loneman1 2008-07-18 12:09:15 AM  
I thought he said "its all been done".....

/sorry

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-07-18 12:20:48 AM  
The chick on the right kind of looks like Bif Naked with glasses.

 
jaxwally 2008-07-18 12:24:33 AM  
JamMasterJamie: I submitted this yesterday with a much funnier headline:

/I think the Fark admins secretly hate me


You've been here 6 months and are complaining about no greenlights? It took me about 3 years, and I'm funny.

/looking

 
Chastain86 2008-07-18 12:32:58 AM  
jaxwally: You've been here 6 months and are complaining about no greenlights? It took me about 3 years, and I'm funny.

/looking


You don't have to be funny -- just lucky.

I got lucky a few times.

 
The Power of Positive Drinking 2008-07-18 12:37:29 AM  
Did anyone have any doubt with lyrics like "chickity china the chinese chicken..." or "Sailor Moon has the boom that makes me think the wrong thing?"

I'm surprised it wasn't epic drug use.

 
Third_Uncle_Eno 2008-07-18 12:38:11 AM  
Hello City [new lyrics by T_U_E.]

Another night doing coke in the palace.. cuz there is nothing else to do.
the same people, the same drinks and the same music, the same "whitesand"
I think my frozen nose is waist-deep n' sinking fast.

Hello city... you've found a coke-fiend in me.
whoa whoa, whoa whoa

Second night at the cokehouse
and my mock turtle soup just sucks
From the liquor room to the coke room
To the schoom and poon of the apartment room
I wish this streetside suite would materialize into coke

[the police:]
//Maybe we caught you at a bad time
But no, we're not coming back next week
Maybe half the fault was mine that
I bought that copy of "maybe you should drive"//

etc.

 
cleanie 2008-07-18 12:51:43 AM  
I hate that band so much. There aren't enough bad things that can happen to them.

 
Polly Styrene 2008-07-18 01:12:53 AM  
people_are_chumps: bikerdiva: Now we know what he did with his million dollars.

Win.


came here to say that, see that it's already been done.

 
IndyGemini 2008-07-18 01:18:53 AM  
I'm alone and bored, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

 
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