Now we know what he did with his million dollars.

repeat! or is it because we have mugshots now?


in any events, looks like he has something on the tip of his nose?



and wow, looks like one of the chicks been crying

Again?

Police witnessed suspicious activity through a window of the apartment and were let in by Ford, Capt. Bill Bleyle, of the Manlius police, said.

Doing drugs in the old apartment, I guess.

/WTF - dude, keep the blinds closed if you're going to do drugs in front of them

Doing drugs is the only thing that makes Manlius tolerable.

Now he knows that there's a time and there's a place where he can choose to walk the fine line between self control and self abuse.

HappyHarryHardOn: repeat! or is it because we have mugshots now?


in any events, looks like he has something on the tip of his nose?



and wow, looks like one of the chicks been crying

jerry2a: Again?

must be cuz of the mugshots, subby's prolly thinking that they scooped everyone on this story. modmins should change tag to follow-up.

Remember how last night when I bought that coke?
I didn't mean it
I was drunk
It was all just a joke.

Help! Someone HELP!! i've gone back in time and i don't know how to get back to thursday!!! i left the gas on!!!

If I had a million dollars...
...If I had a million dollars
Well I'd by you some cocaine...
...I would by you some cocaine
If I had a million dollars...
...If I had a million dollars
I would make sure to get some pure stuff...
...But a hundred percent pure, that's cruel
If I had a million dollars...
...If I had a million dollars
We'd party like Rick James...
...Oh yeah, I'm Rick James biatch

If I had a million dollars
I'd buy you're looooooooove......

If I had a million dollars...
...We wouldn't have to bum for blow
If I had a million dollars...
...We'd be high for farking days you know
If I had a million dollars...
...Maybe we could could pick up hookers after we get the stuff -- yeah, and maybe they'd be on hotel beds naked -- hmmm, Dijon hookers -- hmmm!

(For the woman on the right.)



Cocaine, chamalla so what?

Dammit, that's twice this week. Steven Page, you need to be more careful.

/repeat

Well, now we know how he sang that song so fast.
2 8balls is a felony, damn! They could have easily gone through that in a night.
The tear lines made me smile.

Rich rocker and those are the hottest chicks he can surround himself with?

Nice mugshot. He should have smiled.

/my father's from manlius, ny

Ah, Manlius... in one of my favorite parts of the country with regards to how they named places.

DrowingLessons: If I had a million dollars...
...If I had a million dollars

Barenaked Ladies sing that piece of sh*t song??

I knew I hated them.

gah.
Submitted this two days ago when it was actually news with a headline that had some thought into it :( Rejected of course.

Diogenes: Doing drugs is the only thing that makes Manlius tolerable.

There aren't enough drugs in the world.

It's just too bad... he seems like a reasonably smart/thoughful guy. Vanity Project was awesome.

And he wrote Call & Answer - best BNL song ever!

I dunno, the Benedicto chick has something cute about her.

He really lost the War on Drugs.

If I had a million dollars...

...I'd kick that guy in the crotch for the musical holocaust he has perpetrated on the world.

So, even with a successful singing career and the ability to furnish great drugs, the best threesome he could get was chunky emo chick with a bad haircut and the chick that helped me at the bookstore the other day? Wow. I would probably respond to this with suicide.

If I had a million dollars....two chicks

Busted in the old apartment
This is where he used to live
Weed and coke
Open shades
Average chicks
He's high and stoned
This is where he used to live

/I should have put some time into it but I'm too damn tired...

I don't get it.

Why didn't they just get a shiatload of safe, safe legal pharmaceuticals and mix them, rather than doing hard drugs like marijuana and cocaine?

/remember that under the U.S. scheduling (1970 Controlled Substances Act) Cannabis (Schedule one) is considered to be more harmful than cocaine (Schedule two).

"Hard to admit I fought the war on drugs
My hands were tied and the phone was bugged..."

That lyric is even more poignant now.

bikerdiva: Now we know what he did with his million dollars.

Win.

ugahairydawgs: Rich rocker and those are the hottest chicks he can surround himself with?

well, he's from scarborough.

dammit, now I have to change my username...

HappyHarryHardOn: repeat! or is it because we have mugshots now?


in any events, looks like he has something on the tip of his nose?



and wow, looks like one of the chicks been crying

i have a tendency to wipe my coke on my nose
i have a history of taking off my shirt

He'll be out in one week.

I always thought it was "Get in Line," not "Do a Line." Damn, I really misunderstood those lyrics.

You think with all of his money Steve Page wouldn't need to drive 5 hours for mediocre hittage.

I guess a million dollars goes further in a dumpy area of Syracuse.

Two chicks... meh, forget it.

I'm not your buddy, guy.

lovefirststool: So, even with a successful singing career and the ability to furnish great drugs, the best threesome he could get was chunky emo chick with a bad haircut and the chick that helped me at the bookstore the other day? Wow. I would probably respond to this with suicide.

Chunky?

Is that "tool" in your username? Oh, ok then.

Uchiha_Cycliste: Well, now we know how he sang that song so fast.

That wasn't him. The group has two lead singers, and "One Week" was the other one (Ed Robertson).

UnFark: If I had a million dollars...

...I'd kick that guy in the crotch for the musical holocaust he has perpetrated on the world.

Fark has had that conversation before.

The consensus was that you're wrong.

I submitted this yesterday with a much funnier headline:

If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars), I would hire a really good defense attorney.

/I think the Fark admins secretly hate me

So are you going to tell us what that much funnier headline was or not?

I thought he said "its all been done".....

/sorry

The chick on the right kind of looks like Bif Naked with glasses.

JamMasterJamie: I submitted this yesterday with a much funnier headline:

/I think the Fark admins secretly hate me

You've been here 6 months and are complaining about no greenlights? It took me about 3 years, and I'm funny.

/looking

jaxwally: You've been here 6 months and are complaining about no greenlights? It took me about 3 years, and I'm funny.

/looking

You don't have to be funny -- just lucky.

I got lucky a few times.

Did anyone have any doubt with lyrics like "chickity china the chinese chicken..." or "Sailor Moon has the boom that makes me think the wrong thing?"

I'm surprised it wasn't epic drug use.

Hello City [new lyrics by T_U_E.]

Another night doing coke in the palace.. cuz there is nothing else to do.
the same people, the same drinks and the same music, the same "whitesand"
I think my frozen nose is waist-deep n' sinking fast.

Hello city... you've found a coke-fiend in me.
whoa whoa, whoa whoa

Second night at the cokehouse
and my mock turtle soup just sucks
From the liquor room to the coke room
To the schoom and poon of the apartment room
I wish this streetside suite would materialize into coke

[the police:]
//Maybe we caught you at a bad time
But no, we're not coming back next week
Maybe half the fault was mine that
I bought that copy of "maybe you should drive"//

etc.

I hate that band so much. There aren't enough bad things that can happen to them.

people_are_chumps: bikerdiva: Now we know what he did with his million dollars.

Win.

came here to say that, see that it's already been done.

I'm alone and bored, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.