Subby, you're a virgin aren't you?

No, it doesn't.

No, it looks like iron fillings in a magnetic field.

Ain't that a coincidence? The last girl I dated had a vagina that looked like Metallica's Load cover.

I didn't know hair grew in the vagina. I'm aware that it grows on the vulva ...

Actually....if it looks like anything, it looks more like an anus.

What's wrong with being sexy?

It looks like the mother of all suckage.

But it's not pink on the inside?

Maybe if the album cover had more teeth...

Yea, Paris Hilton's

Holy Hotdog Highway, batman!

I think it's missing a hand on each side, pulling it open.

Eddy Gurge: I think it's missing a hand on each side, pulling it open.

type o negative already did that with origin of the feces

peck: Actually....if it looks like anything, it looks more like an anus.

It totally looks like an anus. subby - you're doing it wrong.

jerry2a: It totally looks like an anus

Oh good. I thought it was just me. But I see assholes everywhere.

That band sucks.

You are dead to me
douchebags

And here, boys and girls, is what a vagina look like when it's full of sand.

Sybarite: And here, boys and girls, is what a vagina look like when it's full of sand.

... or when dwarves get rabies.

i have no reference point.

A++++ WOULD FAP AGAIN

Does subby thin that breasts feel like "bags of sand" too?

It looks like a hairy coffin.

/obvious

been there.

crud, this was what I was thinking.
Heres the artist.

CravenMorehead: Does subby thin that breasts feel like "bags of sand" too?

Hehe, I loled.

Maybe subby is used to humping a hole with iron shavings around it. We will never know.

Hollywood Cole: Maybe subby is used to humping a hole with iron shavings around it. We will never know.

Animal magnetism, baby.

Ignoring the hair related issues, I was going to go the "like throwing a hotdog down a hallway" route with this one.

SherKhan: Ain't that a coincidence? The last girl I dated had a vagina that looked like Metallica's Load cover.

Oh dear God. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!

/So you stuck your dick in fire?
//"MY DICK'S ON FIRE, MY DICK'S ON FIRE!!"
///Obscure?

New Metallica album cover looks like unshaven vagina worth stealing and then not listening to just to piss Lars off.

FIFY

I am indeed one of those lame people still hoping metallica will release something worthwhile. That is without a doubt the dumbest album cover/name I have ever seen/heard. It sounds like one of their kids picked the title and ANYONE decently proficient in photoshop could have thrown together something better in a day.

S/T or "black album" = Spinal tap part deux

Load = yes that's semen and blood on the cover; hint: it's their semen and your ear blood

Re-load = time for your other ear

S&M = real cute guys; rock and classical don't mix...hell, deep purple tried it in 1969 and it SUCKED

Garage Days Aborted = remember the lounge suits? more sad than funny, just look at Jason's face

St. Anger = a bloody fist from your arse on the cover..."let's write 8 minute songs again guys! except without the bit of complexity and change-ups we used to do. Just sing the chorus 8 times like nickleback!

DEATH MAGNETIC = they are intentionally trying to attract the cold hand of death to stop them since their egos prevent them from doing so

I miss being young and hopeful

Farked?

Mom?

SherKhan
Ain't that a coincidence? The last girl I dated had a vagina that looked like Metallica's Load cover.

Isn't that a photograph of blood and cow semen or something? Thank god you referred to her in the past tense. Also, I kind of feel for the person who sees a coffin and thinks "vagina!" There have to be some messed up relationships there.

I shall henceforth refer to this album as "the vagina" album

/good or bad, but it will be bad

Wow, who are these guys? They are so relevant, and tuned in. I mean they couldn't get their finger on the trigger, hit the nail on the head, be more in the hear and now then they are.


simply pitiful.

aniktwo: Vagina

The word itself makes me uncomfortable. I don't like hearing it and find it it difficult to say.

/Johnson?

Ok, once more, for all you fellas out there who haven't seen one in real life...

Vagina = INTERIOR sexual organ

Labia minora = folds of skin surrounding vaginal opening

Labia majora/vulva = outer folds of skin (the part that gets erroneously referred to as the vagina)

/plus, it really does look like an asshole
//the cover, that is

mofomisfit: I kind of feel for the person who sees a coffin and thinks "vagina!" There have to be some messed up relationships there.

No, they're just married.

As far as the album cover, if I hold my hand over one eye and squint with he open one I can see a vagina, otherwise it looks like a coffin surrounded by a magnetic field.

/wait, now I see why they used that for the album named Death Magnetic.

http://www.amazon.com/That-What-Not-PiL/dp/B00000DR70/ref=pd_bbs_sr_7?ie=UTF8&s= music&qid=1216334052&sr=8-7

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peck: Actually....if it looks like anything, it looks more like an anus.

It'll certainly sound like one.

/Badam-ching!

Sybarite: And here, boys and girls, is what a vagina look like when it's full of sand.

I have something for you.



Thanks for the laugh.

Has anyone heard anything from it yet? I want to know if they found their misplaced mojo before I go and shell out for another potential Load.

I'd hit it

you can practically smell the fishy desperation!

"We're metal!"

How wonderful, a picture of my coochie.

Canadian Canuck: No, it looks like iron fillings in a magnetic field.

I'm irresistibly attracted to THIS.

I actually like Re-Load.

Vagina.