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(Some Guy) Interesting New Metallica album cover looks like unshaven vagina   (thegauntlet.com) divider line 80
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2wolves 2008-07-17 02:51:33 PM  
Subby, you're a virgin aren't you?

 
Solid State Vittles 2008-07-17 02:57:48 PM  
No, it doesn't.

 
Canadian Canuck [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 02:58:33 PM  
No, it looks like iron fillings in a magnetic field.

 
SherKhan 2008-07-17 02:59:38 PM  
Ain't that a coincidence? The last girl I dated had a vagina that looked like Metallica's Load cover.

www.ashleysorensen.com

 
vanblah 2008-07-17 03:00:02 PM  
I didn't know hair grew in the vagina. I'm aware that it grows on the vulva ...

 
peck [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 03:02:48 PM  
Actually....if it looks like anything, it looks more like an anus.

 
pizen [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 03:03:41 PM  
What's wrong with being sexy?

 
OlafTheBent [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 03:03:51 PM  
It looks like the mother of all suckage.

 
Satan_Sunburn 2008-07-17 03:05:45 PM  
But it's not pink on the inside?

 
This Is Bold Text [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 03:06:33 PM  
Maybe if the album cover had more teeth...

 
ozone [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 03:06:44 PM  
Yea, Paris Hilton's

Holy Hotdog Highway, batman!

 
Eddy Gurge [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 03:07:42 PM  
I think it's missing a hand on each side, pulling it open.

 
shaggenstein 2008-07-17 03:10:31 PM  
Eddy Gurge: I think it's missing a hand on each side, pulling it open.

type o negative already did that with origin of the feces

 
jerry2a 2008-07-17 03:10:50 PM  
peck: Actually....if it looks like anything, it looks more like an anus.

It totally looks like an anus. subby - you're doing it wrong.

 
peck [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 03:12:03 PM  
jerry2a: It totally looks like an anus

Oh good. I thought it was just me. But I see assholes everywhere.

 
alienated 2008-07-17 03:17:35 PM  
That band sucks.

You are dead to me
douchebags

 
Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 03:33:16 PM  
And here, boys and girls, is what a vagina look like when it's full of sand.


img292.imageshack.us

 
OlafTheBent [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 03:36:32 PM  
Sybarite: And here, boys and girls, is what a vagina look like when it's full of sand.

... or when dwarves get rabies.

 
upright [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 03:37:12 PM  
i have no reference point.

 
isaaczeke [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 03:37:54 PM  
A++++ WOULD FAP AGAIN

 
aniktwo [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 03:50:53 PM  
Vagina

 
CravenMorehead 2008-07-17 03:59:10 PM  
Does subby thin that breasts feel like "bags of sand" too?

 
jaylectricity [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 04:10:09 PM  
It looks like a hairy coffin.

/obvious

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 04:18:14 PM  
img183.imageshack.us

 
swingerhead [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 04:36:19 PM  
been there.

 
swingerhead [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 04:39:15 PM  
crud, this was what I was thinking.
Heres the artist.
llnw.image.cbslocal.com

 
aniktwo [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 04:39:30 PM  
CravenMorehead: Does subby thin that breasts feel like "bags of sand" too?

Hehe, I loled.

 
Hollywood Cole [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 04:47:39 PM  
Maybe subby is used to humping a hole with iron shavings around it. We will never know.

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 04:58:38 PM  
Hollywood Cole: Maybe subby is used to humping a hole with iron shavings around it. We will never know.

Animal magnetism, baby.

 
ukiah 2008-07-17 05:05:56 PM  
Ignoring the hair related issues, I was going to go the "like throwing a hotdog down a hallway" route with this one.

 
lerxst2112 [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 05:10:30 PM  
SherKhan: Ain't that a coincidence? The last girl I dated had a vagina that looked like Metallica's Load cover.

Oh dear God. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!!

/So you stuck your dick in fire?
//"MY DICK'S ON FIRE, MY DICK'S ON FIRE!!"
///Obscure?

 
aden_nak [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 05:11:28 PM  
New Metallica album cover looks like unshaven vagina worth stealing and then not listening to just to piss Lars off.

FIFY

 
botis 2008-07-17 05:23:07 PM  
I am indeed one of those lame people still hoping metallica will release something worthwhile. That is without a doubt the dumbest album cover/name I have ever seen/heard. It sounds like one of their kids picked the title and ANYONE decently proficient in photoshop could have thrown together something better in a day.

S/T or "black album" = Spinal tap part deux

Load = yes that's semen and blood on the cover; hint: it's their semen and your ear blood

Re-load = time for your other ear

S&M = real cute guys; rock and classical don't mix...hell, deep purple tried it in 1969 and it SUCKED

Garage Days Aborted = remember the lounge suits? more sad than funny, just look at Jason's face

St. Anger = a bloody fist from your arse on the cover..."let's write 8 minute songs again guys! except without the bit of complexity and change-ups we used to do. Just sing the chorus 8 times like nickleback!

DEATH MAGNETIC = they are intentionally trying to attract the cold hand of death to stop them since their egos prevent them from doing so

I miss being young and hopeful

 
TheSup3rN0va 2008-07-17 05:23:11 PM  
Farked?

 
bearded clamorer 2008-07-17 05:31:28 PM  
Mom?

 
mofomisfit 2008-07-17 05:41:12 PM  
SherKhan
Ain't that a coincidence? The last girl I dated had a vagina that looked like Metallica's Load cover.


Isn't that a photograph of blood and cow semen or something? Thank god you referred to her in the past tense. Also, I kind of feel for the person who sees a coffin and thinks "vagina!" There have to be some messed up relationships there.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 05:42:15 PM  
I shall henceforth refer to this album as "the vagina" album

/good or bad, but it will be bad

 
msw-mojo 2008-07-17 05:48:14 PM  
Wow, who are these guys? They are so relevant, and tuned in. I mean they couldn't get their finger on the trigger, hit the nail on the head, be more in the hear and now then they are.


simply pitiful.

 
Uzzah 2008-07-17 05:55:57 PM  
aniktwo: Vagina

The word itself makes me uncomfortable. I don't like hearing it and find it it difficult to say.

/Johnson?

 
Transpogue 2008-07-17 05:57:30 PM  
Ok, once more, for all you fellas out there who haven't seen one in real life...

Vagina = INTERIOR sexual organ

Labia minora = folds of skin surrounding vaginal opening

Labia majora/vulva = outer folds of skin (the part that gets erroneously referred to as the vagina)

/plus, it really does look like an asshole
//the cover, that is

 
Whatthefark 2008-07-17 06:19:47 PM  
mofomisfit: I kind of feel for the person who sees a coffin and thinks "vagina!" There have to be some messed up relationships there.

No, they're just married.

As far as the album cover, if I hold my hand over one eye and squint with he open one I can see a vagina, otherwise it looks like a coffin surrounded by a magnetic field.

/wait, now I see why they used that for the album named Death Magnetic.

 
dietermodd 2008-07-17 06:35:13 PM  
http://www.amazon.com/That-What-Not-PiL/dp/B00000DR70/ref=pd_bbs_sr_7?ie=UTF8&s= music&qid=1216334052&sr=8-7

Unavailable for comment.

 
Arthur the Sandwich Maker 2008-07-17 07:17:49 PM  
peck: Actually....if it looks like anything, it looks more like an anus.

It'll certainly sound like one.

/Badam-ching!

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-07-17 07:55:26 PM  
Sybarite: And here, boys and girls, is what a vagina look like when it's full of sand.

I have something for you.

www.storiesofwisdom.com

Thanks for the laugh.

 
No_One_Special 2008-07-17 08:11:56 PM  
Has anyone heard anything from it yet? I want to know if they found their misplaced mojo before I go and shell out for another potential Load.

 
Derwood 2008-07-17 08:18:14 PM  
I'd hit it

 
noheadphones 2008-07-17 08:29:03 PM  
you can practically smell the fishy desperation!

"We're metal!"

 
RabidCanary 2008-07-17 08:47:23 PM  
www.goblinville.com
How wonderful, a picture of my coochie.

 
Denial_of_Death 2008-07-17 09:18:26 PM  
Canadian Canuck: No, it looks like iron fillings in a magnetic field.

I'm irresistibly attracted to THIS.

 
Scott the Twat 2008-07-17 09:22:26 PM  
I actually like Re-Load.

Vagina.

 
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