What no Dag Hammarskjöld trivet collection?

THIS LIST IS BULLSHIATE!

actually the blood and hair of Lincoln.... i kind of have that. my dad bought it about 10 years ago. apparently they cut up the pillow case and sold small pieces of it right after he died with blood and hair still attached. there's a bunch more of them floating around somewhere.


I've actually wondered if there is enough viable dna left to clone him.

Dammit!! I got sniped at the last minute on a JFK auction!

I wonder how much the buckshot scooped out of Dick Cheney's vic's face is worth?

Isn't it cheaper just to buy the politician rather than a memento of one?

my erotic Hummel figures didn't make the list?

Rickenbacker: Dammit!! I got sniped at the last minute on a JFK auction!

what the...ohhh, I see what you did there...

political memorabilia?

my fail

anyway, must be a slow, slow, slow news day

tyguy101aa: I've actually wondered if there is enough viable dna left to clone him.

If not, I have an uncle who owns twelve pair of Lincoln's tube socks.

Where's my Harry Truman commerative dollop of sourcream?

ooohh.. Eva Braun porn!!!!

Fap, Fap, Fap

Eva Braun's Home Movies ... Hmmmmm Nazi amateur porn huh?

FTFA Eva Braun's Home Movies

bow chica bow bow chica ZEIG HEIL baby....

I have two favorite pieces of political memorabilia:

1) A "Dole-Kemp" plastic football that has "Dole-Kemp: Touchdown!" on it from 1996. Everytime I see it I think, "fumble"!

2) During the first years of the Soviet Union, the communists had a chess set with "red" and "white" chess pieces (Lenin was the king, Trotsky was a knight, etc.). With red being communists and the white being the Russian royal family. When Stalin came to power the pieces had to keep changing to keep up with who became "enemies" of Soviet Russia. If I remember right, they stopped being made in the late 1920s. I would love to have one of these sets but they are not cheap when they turn up.

Eva Braun's Home Movies & Donkey Punch... now that sounds like a fun double feature to bring the family to...

aaaaaand they're all fake.

And what breakfast cereal would be complete without Ronald Reagan's smegma!?!

ace466

Where's my Harry Truman commerative dollop of sourcream?

Actually, it's Taft's dollop of sour cream.

/If you're going to steal from other sources, at least get the names right.

I wouldn't mind having Lincoln's bloody hair. Guess I'm gross.

ace466: Where's my Harry Truman commerative dollop of sourcream?

Or the Jesse Jackson yarmulke?

I'd go for the Lyndon Johnson hairs if I could be guaranteed they were pubic. That boy was a stud.

HumansDisgustMe: A full 7 inches of Janet Reno's clitoris; and balls.

I lold

One of my granddad's bequests to me were four envelopes, signed by a bunch of local politicians and assorted B-list Congressmen--but also by Nelson Rockefeller, Gerald Ford, George Wallace, and Richard Nixon. I'm fairly certain the Rockefeller, Ford, and Nixon "signatures" are really autopenned, but the Wallace signature is legit.

Good old granddad...great guy, great amateur boxer, lousy taste in politics.

tyguy101aa: actually the blood and hair of Lincoln.... i kind of have that. my dad bought it about 10 years ago. apparently they cut up the pillow case and sold small pieces of it right after he died with blood and hair still attached. there's a bunch more of them floating around somewhere.


I've actually wondered if there is enough viable dna left to clone him.

I thought the same thing. I want to make Evil Lincoln!


From Urban Dictionary (new window):

Identical in appearance to your average Abraham Lincoln, an Evil Lincoln differs only in that he is entirely evil, with absolutely no moral core. Will kill abundently and pointlessly, wherever and whenever possible. Some varients sport glowing red eyes. Often roars "RAAARGH!" as he attacks. Their motivations and aims remain unknown, as anyone attempting to analyse them is normally murdered brutally and repeatedly. Some eyewitnesses claim Robotic Evil Lincolns exist, but this is unlikely and scary.

I don't see a Bil Clinton cigar on the that list.

I have some weird "campaign pennies" from the late 60's early 70's. They are pennies set in tin circles with the candidates name on them. Can't remember who, can't check it because they are in the lock box with the rest of the coins, but since I got them from dad, they have to be Democrat.

how much for the scruples?

Heh, I own a voting booth that was used in West Palm Beach, Florida in the 2000 election.

/Best. Christmas Present. EVAR

tyguy101aa: I've actually wondered if there is enough viable dna left to clone him

But then he'll die a horrible death transpierced by a large spear!

My Lincoln senses are tingling...

/Go Team Venture!

tyguy101aa: actually the blood and hair of Lincoln.... i kind of have that. my dad bought it about 10 years ago. apparently they cut up the pillow case and sold small pieces of it right after he died with blood and hair still attached. there's a bunch more of them floating around somewhere.


I've actually wondered if there is enough viable dna left to clone him.

Don't bother. He was a Republican.

People actually believe that they're buying a piece of Kennedy's or Lincoln's hair?

Only $150 for Lincoln's bloodied hair...that's actually not too bad of a price for something like that.

docwizz: how much for the scruples?

Those will really cost you. They're very rare, and they're NIB.

Rude Turnip: Only $150 for Lincoln's bloodied hair...that's actually not too bad of a price for something like that.

Look at the guys other auctions. He's selling hair supposedly from a lot of famous historical figures.

Rude Turnip: Only $150 for Lincoln's bloodied hair...that's actually not too bad of a price for something like that.

I have a historic bridge that you might be interested in. Name your price.

After some Googling, this guy selling the hair seems to actually be well regarded with collectors.

MIguy: After some Googling, this guy selling the hair seems to actually be well regarded with collectors.

Collectors want to believe as much as any mark.

Nixon nosehairs! Get your Nixon nosehairs right here!

VampyKali: tyguy101aa: I've actually wondered if there is enough viable dna left to clone him.


Cloned Teenager Abe Approves

//Too obscure?

Nothing's obscure here Wesley

/I'm a Kennedy, I'm not accustomed to tragedy!
//such a shame it only lasted a season.

The wifey and I actually own some Richard Nixon 1968 bubblegum cigars -- the slogan: "Win With Dick" (about halfway down here). The wifey also owns some "Lick Dick" anti-Nixon pine from 1968; come on, when you've got a guy like Nixon and his name is 'Dick', you can't help but use that to your advantage.

In that link above, just below the Nixon cigars, are soap babies from the McKinley election...they're creepy as hell.

Teddy Kennedy's Olds. Slight water damage.

wake me when kathleen harris's wonderbra goes on sale.

kellyshannon: tyguy101aa: actually the blood and hair of Lincoln.... i kind of have that. my dad bought it about 10 years ago. apparently they cut up the pillow case and sold small pieces of it right after he died with blood and hair still attached. there's a bunch more of them floating around somewhere.


I've actually wondered if there is enough viable dna left to clone him.

Don't bother. He was a Republican.

It's okay, kellyshannon, Republicans in those days are more politically aligned with the Democrats of today.

/of course, that may not matter if you're not a Democrat either.
//Lincoln slashies...they set people free.

drongozone: I wonder how much the buckshot scooped out of Dick Cheney's vic's face is worth?

Probably less than bird shot from Harry Whittington's face.

child_god: From Urban Dictionary (new window):

Identical in appearance to your average Abraham Lincoln, an Evil Lincoln differs only in that he is entirely evil, with absolutely no moral core. Will kill abundently and pointlessly, wherever and whenever possible. Some varients sport glowing red eyes. Often roars "RAAARGH!" as he attacks. Their motivations and aims remain unknown, as anyone attempting to analyse them is normally murdered brutally and repeatedly. Some eyewitnesses claim Robotic Evil Lincolns exist, but this is unlikely and scary.

So...not much different from regular Lincoln.

Green Haze:
It's okay, kellyshannon, Republicans in those days are more politically aligned with the Democrats of today.

True. And Democrats today are more politically aligned with the Socialists in those days.

kellyshannon - killer material. Where'd you get your wedding dress, an awning store ?

Why oh why did I not take a picture of my Richard Nixon bong before selling it at my yard sale????

/was afraid of taking it through customs when I emigrated...