And with the one in your headline, Subby, that makes three mis-spellings.
It's spelled 'paedophile' in Britain, and we invented the language.

marcpen: and we invented the language.

And if you still spoke it people might still take you guys seriously.

I didn't know Jack Chick was running for office.

submitter: pedophile

...

What a remarkably pathetic attempt. He is a sad, sad man.

all the good names are gone: And if you still spoke it people might still take you guys seriously.

Oh be quiet. Your English sucks and your sports are wank. Get over it.

marcpen: And with the one in your headline, Subby, that makes three mis-spellings.
It's spelled 'paedophile' in Britain, and we invented the language.

The British invented Greek? That's awesome.

Dude, you live in a state with a musical named after it.

Toe-tapping incident in 3 . . . 2 . . .

Actually, it was illustrated by someone else: Shane Suiters, according to the full version which is available here. (PDF, new window)

That was written by a very gay man, IMO.

Brent Rinehart, this is for you:



/DIAF, you willfully ignorant bastard

timujin: marcpen: And with the one in your headline, Subby, that makes three mis-spellings.
It's spelled 'paedophile' in Britain, and we invented the language.

The British invented Greek? That's awesome.

Rule Brittania, Brittania rules the world...

Methinks we'll hear all about Brent Rinehart's wide stance one of these days.

He's trying too hard.

He needs a big Nubian boyfriend with double jointed hips to help him see the light.

And Rep. Sally Kern can consume the Santorum.

marcpen: It's spelled 'paedophile' in Britain, and we invented the language.

That's just cheating at Scrabble.

darkyn: Actually, it was illustrated by someone else: Shane Suiters, according to the full version which is available here. (PDF, new window)

Wow.. Such bad artwork and silliness.

The sad part is that some of the guy's fiscal ideas aren't that bad, but he is so obssessed with fighting homosexuals and "liberal good ol' boys"(?!?!) that I could never take him seriously and vote for him (if he were in my district).

So...even though he's being tried for fraud, we should re-elect him because he hates teh gheys?

what_now: So...even though he's being tried for fraud, we should re-elect him because he hates teh gheys?

Of course. That's the Oklahoma way.

I happen to be at the county court house one day when this asshat was holding a press conference. His whole persona just screams slimeball. He's the kind of guy that if you shook his hand you would wipe your hand on your pants without even realizing you did it.

what_now: So...even though he's being tried for fraud, we should re-elect him because he hates teh gheys?

Mmm, that's the meat of it, yes.

marcpen: And with the one in your headline, Subby, that makes three mis-spellings.
It's spelled 'paedophile' in Britain, and we invented the language.

Yes, and it took Americans to make it comprehensible and standardized...

/for cereal
//look at how many countries have switched from British Standard English to American Standard English

Tom of Finland did WAY better gay themed comics.

*facepalm*

vernonFL: Tom of Finland did WAY better gay themed comics.

Gengoroh Tagame is the new hotness (not for the faint of heart).

Riche: /Now I need to take a shower to wash the hate of Chick.com off of me.
//I'll be sure to scrub my naughty bits extra hard.

You do that. "Scrub" them really well. Yeah...that's it...you like that, don't you?

Unright: "liberal good ol' boys"(?!?!)

I was wondering about that myself. Just what in the farkin' name of bouncing baby jeebus is a "liberal good ol' boy"?

baka-san: Unright: "liberal good ol' boys"(?!?!)

I was wondering about that myself. Just what in the farkin' name of bouncing baby jeebus is a "liberal good ol' boy"?

A bunch of country singers who want to give a liberal beating to the blues brothers??

/got nothin

baka-san: Unright: "liberal good ol' boys"(?!?!)

I was wondering about that myself. Just what in the farkin' name of bouncing baby jeebus is a "liberal good ol' boy"?


Boss Hogg in a pink suit (?).

Pedophile? That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old.

/obligatory

Unright: Wow.. Such bad artwork

Well, he's better than Liefeld.

Dearest Sir:

We write you with mixed emotions.

Firstly, our lawyers have asked that we request that you cease and desist in using the moniker "pedifile" (trademarked), especially in a negative light, as my company currently uses it as a name for what is now the 12th best selling podiatry tool in America - (look out Dr. Shoals!) -our foot scraper product the Pedifile. We previously marketed as Numberoneson-Fun-Bunion-AIDS (trademark allowed to lapse).

We are currently hosting a contest to rename the Pedi File. Perhaps you and your friends would like to enter? You could draw something even. There will be prizes.

Secondly, your comic book and notoriety and hot-headed blatherings have convinced our marketing department to develop and pitch a new product called "Callous-Attack!" We envision you as our spokesman and poster boy. They call me crazy but ask yourself did anyone ever hear of orange juice before Anita Bryant told them it existed? I THINK NOT!

We envisions an episodic commercial each starting innocently enough with some exchanged mens room footsie ending not in the predictable "glory hole" madness one associates with someone so monomaniacal about homosexuality that they would take the time to self-publish a comic book about it but rather a playful under stall "foot buffing" that ends with smooth skin, silky soles, and mutual respect. A young lad could pop out of a urinal and say "I like it too!"

Enclosed is one complimentary PediFile (trademarked). Use it in good health. We look forward to your reply.



Melvin Hardcorning
President and CEO
Footstuffz

brap: Marry me.

;-)

Brent will have more than a few functional adults voting for him - "GET USE TO IT" (as it's spelled in the comic).

*Bows in deference to brap*
Well played, Sir.

Grrr: functional adults voting for him

I suspect those two concepts are oxymoronic.

Riche:

For comparison:


Sin City


Doom Town (Actually pretty good artwork in this one)


The Gay Blade


The Gay Blade was also one of the more entertaining Zorro movies. A series of extremely silly jokes regarding sexual orientation without really being mean-spirited about it.

Also, claiming that lambda is a gay symbol is possibly the funniest thing I've seen in one of those tracts (hadn't seen that one before). You should all avoid set theory or electromagnetics or you might catch the AIDS!!!

Jim_Callahan: Also, claiming that lambda is a gay symbol is possibly the funniest thing I've seen in one of those tracts (hadn't seen that one before).

Actually, there are many organizations that use the symbol to indicate their affiliation with gays and lesbians. More info here. (safe page, new window)

Must be facing a pretty stiff challenge if that's "comic" is supposed to help.

Jim_Callahan:
The Gay Blade

The Gay Blade was also one of the more entertaining Zorro movies. A series of extremely silly jokes regarding sexual orientation without really being mean-spirited about it.

Also, claiming that lambda is a gay symbol is possibly the funniest thing I've seen in one of those tracts (hadn't seen that one before). You should all avoid set theory or electromagnetics or you might catch the AIDS!!!

The Gay Blade is still one of my favorite films ever!

BTW... the Lambda symbol is used a great deal in the LGBT Community.

Born in Oklahoma. State is pumping up the epic FAIL of late like never before.

Live in Texas: Famous worldwide for epic FAIL.

Can't escape the FAIL. Damn.

Godscrack: He's trying too hard.

He needs a big Nubian boyfriend with double jointed hips to help him see the light.

And Rep. Sally Kern can consume the Santorum.

Well, he is being indicted on felony charges, so that's not outside of the realm of possibility.

Jim_Callahan:
The Gay Blade was also one of the more entertaining Zorro movies. A series of extremely silly jokes regarding sexual orientation without really being mean-spirited about it.

!

Two bits
Four bits
Six bit
A Peso
All for Zorro stand up and say so!

Jim_Callahan: Riche:



Also, claiming that lambda is a gay symbol is possibly the funniest thing I've seen in one of those tracts (hadn't seen that one before). You should all avoid set theory or electromagnetics or you might catch the AIDS!!!

Scheme and lisp too. Thought they should be avoided on principle.
generalDisdain
BTW... the Lambda symbol is used a great deal in the LGBT Community.

Hey, wait a second. Lambda, Lisp . O M G!

I just got off the phone with Satan and he wants to know why these guys are queering him out. God made these guys fudge packers, not Satan. All Satan does is tempt the rest of us to laugh at them. Which is wrong, I know but teh guy on guy buttsecks is just too funny.

Until I'm finally sent to prison for something.

Diogenes: brap: Marry me.

;-)

Sure, one can never have too many waffle makers. Are you free next Wednesday?

baka-san: Jim_Callahan:
The Gay Blade was also one of the more entertaining Zorro movies. A series of extremely silly jokes regarding sexual orientation without really being mean-spirited about it.

!

Two bits
Four bits
Six bit
A Peso
All for Zorro stand up and say so!

Let's just say, we used to be womb-mates.

marcpen: And with the one in your headline, Subby, that makes three mis-spellings.
It's spelled 'paedophile' in Britain, and we invented the language.



STFU and get back to you're tee and scunes you Limy!

/I keed

He'll win, too, because Oklahoma is home to some of the dumbest, most bigoted people in America.

This is the state that elected Tom Coburn to the Senate. They proudly hate fags.

From the comments: "He's no Jack Chick." That pretty well sums it up.