Gah, VH1's CelebReality was on track to be great, but they just descended into reality hell.

I can't wait for the second season of CelebRehab. More reality based drama, less entertainment.

Bret Michaels is a farkin' douchebag.

He probably already bagged a thousand women in his Poison days. Rock "stars" can always find women.

I hope he banged that chick at Rocklahoma that said if she got a chance to hook up with him, "I would do him...but I would also PARTY WITH HIM!"

For someone who looks eerily like a girl, gotta admire the pride ring count.

Ah yes, more fame and money hungry whores looking for "love". He's a bankruptcy away from filming Sock of Love every night.

More proof Hitler was an underachiever.

Who is she? Looks hot.

God, won't someone please put this dog down? We've all suffered enough.

/Or at least pull that farking scarf off and let's see the shiny pate beneath...

I'd hit it.

Suicidal Writer: I can't wait for the second season of CelebRehab. More reality based drama, less entertainment.

The strange thing about that show is i expected all the "celebs" to be shallow and fake, but the lead psychologist guy beats them all, hands down.

why..... WWHHYYYY??!!

Take off that stupid rag on yo' head!

you mean Ambre wasn't "the one"?

/thought he should have picked daisy she was more rock n roll

Dialectic: Take off that stupid rag on yo' head!

_{HE DOESNT WANT THE BALD TO SHINE THROUGH!}

I wouldnt either, I guess, if I was old and used up too...

Is this more or less pathetic than Tila Tequila's show?

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Is this more or less pathetic than Tila Tequila's show?

Less. But mainly because Tila is an overly-perky attention whore and Bret is a horny, relatively decent-guy type of attention whore.

Put all those shows together on a new channel: SkankTV

Whoa, the picture in that article makes him look like Shannon Tweed.

No, his plastic surgeon made him look like Shannon Tweed.

I have a feeling that some of women aren't really women.

/like Daisy/her scary French twin or linebacker stripper Heather

Jamdug!: More proof Hitler was an underachiever.

AAAAAAAAAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

*Deep, struggling breath*

AAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAA!!!!

J. Frank Parnell 2008-07-17 04:47:56 AM
Suicidal Writer: I can't wait for the second season of CelebRehab. More reality based drama, less entertainment.

The strange thing about that show is i expected all the "celebs" to be shallow and fake, but the lead psychologist guy beats them all, hands down.

Seriously. There's a winamp channel on Shoutcast that streams nothing but old episodes of Loveline, and I swear that Drew's answer for everything is "You were abused. Get into a 12 step program." or "You need to get into therapy." Lord help you if you like getting pierced, tattooed, or like an occasional spanking. That obviously means that you were traumatized by your father. I wonder if he realizes how much cocaine Freud did? That pretty much seems to be where his school of treatment is based.