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(AP) Spiffy Creator of Backstreet Boys and N*SYNC ordered to pay victims $300 million, or roughly one dollar each   (hosted.ap.org) divider line 19
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Renegade Pancake 2008-07-16 06:11:21 PM  
Still no love for O-Town.

/deservedly so

 
peachpicker [TotalFark] 2008-07-16 06:16:44 PM  
"Pay to the order of Iron Balls McGinty... one dollar and NINE CENTS!..."

 
Master Metroplex 2008-07-16 06:19:25 PM  
peachpicker: "Pay to the order of Iron Balls McGinty... one dollar and NINE CENTS!..."

I came for the Jerk reference and was not disappointed/ Especially since it was so quick.

 
Master Metroplex 2008-07-16 06:20:01 PM  
GAH! Curse my lousy punctuation skills.

 
Poopspasm [TotalFark] 2008-07-16 06:26:53 PM  
$300 million? Not enough.

 
somamoons 2008-07-16 06:30:12 PM  
Lou Pearlman creeps me out. You can tell by just looking at him that the guy is a total slimeball.

 
davynelson 2008-07-16 06:42:34 PM  
I thought this was going to be sexual abuse victims, but for now it's just investors.

 
skaetur 2008-07-16 07:03:54 PM  
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/It's the CANS! He's shooting at the CANS!

 
CravenMorehead 2008-07-16 07:30:15 PM  
skaetur: /It's the CANS! He's shooting at the CANS!

Dude, it's "He hates these cans!". You should be ashamed of yourself.

Well done subby. When do I get my dollar?

 
Drummer 2008-07-16 07:38:27 PM  
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Sorry for Spam! Rush is suppose to be on Colbert Report tonight!

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misery faded 2008-07-16 08:42:22 PM  
Reminds me of a quote from "Some Kind of Monster:"

"Hey, it's Lars from Metallica. I'm about to stick 50 grand up your ass." "One dollar at a time."

 
Ringshadow 2008-07-16 09:21:51 PM  
Heh. I went (unhappily) to an NSync concert. This is nowhere near enough money to recover the trauma.

In other news, I saw Type O Negative in concert a while back, and other then a circle pit breaking out behind me and getting shoulderchecked to the nose, I had a lot of fun.

 
British 2008-07-16 09:26:48 PM  
peachpicker: "Pay to the order of Iron Balls McGinty... one dollar and NINE CENTS!..."

I missed it by that much. Beat me to it.

//never had optigrab

 
Slick Dick Lick 2008-07-16 09:39:30 PM  
My neighbor Rick's obese hedgehog of a wife still cranks that shiat. It's the only time she gets moist! LOL

 
ImOscar 2008-07-16 10:24:02 PM  
Slick Dick Lick: My neighbor Rick's obese hedgehog of a wife still cranks that shiat. It's the only time she gets moist! LOL

Dude, you so just pwned your neighbor! And his fat wife! HOLY shiat!1!

With N*SYNC no less! Words fail me, brah!

/I'm assuming he'll be reading this. Will he find it funny? I know you do, but will he? Do you guys joke about each other's wives? Or just his stinky little burrower?

 
torch [TotalFark] 2008-07-16 11:28:40 PM  
Well-played submitter.

 
CaesarSneezy 2008-07-17 01:30:33 AM  
Great service, submitter! Would read again! A+++

 
JohnCougarMelonhead 2008-07-17 01:37:34 AM  
Slick Dick Lick: My neighbor Rick's obese hedgehog of a wife still cranks that shiat. It's the only time she gets moist! LOL

LOL...wipes away tears.

Who came up with the name 'Backstreet Boys,' was it Lou?

 
Nemo's Brother 2008-07-17 08:30:59 AM  
What's cool is that every single boy band from the 80s on that you have heard had has been sexually violated by this guy.

All those jokes you used to make about them eating cock are correct!

The man is a hero.

/How did the penis take, Justin Timberland?

 
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