I would rather be exiled to a lifetime of terror on Monster Island than be sent to Branson, MO.

Cagey B: I would rather be exiled to a lifetime of terror on Monster Island than be sent to Branson, MO.

I'd rather get a lap dance from Rosie O'Donnell than be sent to Branson,MO.

"Branson, Missouri. My dad says it's like Vegas - if it were run by Ned Flanders."

odd, since i was in a Beatles Museum in VA Beach a few years ago. I believe VA is still in the US of A.

El Freak: Cagey B: I would rather be exiled to a lifetime of terror on Monster Island than be sent to Branson, MO.

I'd rather get a lap dance from Rosie O'Donnell than be sent to Branson,MO.

I think we might have just said the same thing.

RedEyedAries: odd, since i was in a Beatles Museum in VA Beach a few years ago. I believe VA is still in the US of A.

no kidding. and they've been there for at least a decade. but i guess we shouldn't expect much from branson daily news

Should I donate my Beatles lunchbox?

Did they say Branson or Bronson?





//Hey ma, how bout some cookies?
//no dice
//DIS AIN'T OVA!!

They should call it 'The Beatles: Bigger than Jesus'

Captain_Creampuff: Did they say Branson or Bronson?

//Hey ma, how bout some cookies?
//no dice
//DIS AIN'T OVA!!

Son of a... I thought I was going to be early enough to make this reference!

Branson, home of Yakov Smirnoff.

My Branson story from hell,

My parents took my kids and me there for a day of "family fun" at Silver Dollar City.

(do I really need to continue?)

It was like 110 degrees out and SDC is really hilly and hot so we decide to go on a water ride. It smelled a little funky, but whatever cuz we were surrounded by large, sweaty people too cheap to go to Nashville- on the way out, I notice that the main retention pool for the said water rides in the park has fish swimming in it. That means that THERE IS NO CHLORINE IN THAT WATER.

//*shudder/wretch* at the realization I've just been immersed in everyone else's sweat and uncleanliness

But wait, that's not all!

I felt the need to drink after that. SDC is "family friendly" = NO FARKING BEER

///I will never, ever return

I've had my picture takin with said beatle sis so im really getting a kick....

Dude. I'm the Beatle-lover to end all Beatle-lovers, and I think this deserves the "SAD" tag.

FAIL

This makes my head hurt

Louise is a piece of work.

If Hell has an anal sphincter, Branson MO is it.

I've worked the monitor console for that group before and they're really good. She's a nice lady too. Good head for business. If you ever have to travel to Hell's Assho... I mean, erm, Branson, go catch their tribute show. It will amaze you, it did me. and I'm not even a Beatles fan.

I've been to Branson, long before it was what it is today. I have no plans to go back. I love The Beatles. Those guys look nothing like The Beatles. And they look like they are going to drop Louise.

Yes there was a Beatles museum in Virginia Beach and it was pretty good. I used to live about a block from there. There is also a bar/grill down the street from it called Abby Road w/ the artwork on the outside wall.