Sorry... my brain turned to mush at the thought of Billy Joel in a heavy metal band...

That's like Johnny Rotten doing lounge gigs in Vegas singing shiat like "Misty" and "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes".

Nothing is more amusing than suicide.

Awwww, that's sweet that he brought his granddaughter along to an event.

Apparently it's not a dessert topping and a furniture polish.

"Yep, just polishing some furniture here. Hmmmm, I think I feel a song coming..."

old news

Wrote a song entitled "I Love You Just the Way You Are"

married Christie Brinkley

that is all

/someone should do a slideshow for Christie Brinkley photos set to this song
//because I thought of it, it probably exists

Boritom: Sorry... my brain turned to mush at the thought of Billy Joel in a heavy metal band...

That's like Johnny Rotten doing lounge gigs in Vegas singing shiat like "Misty" and "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes".

I heard Attilla once upon a time. Imagine Iron Butterfly music, Iron Maiden lyrics. It was ... interesting. Interesting as in "WTF IS THIS???"

/poke around Limewire, you might find it

Iron Butterfly music with Iron Maiden lyrics?

That's kind of like saying "Frank Zappa's non-sequiturial lyrics with Weird Al Yankovic's arrangement."

Interesting... Veddy interesting...

The thing that really strikes me is the amount of pro/anti-Olive Garden sentiment in the comments.

Stoj: Nothing is more amusing than suicide.

ATTEMPTED suicide.

mrshowrules: Wrote a song entitled "I Love You Just the Way You Are"

married Christie Brinkley

that is all

/someone should do a slideshow for Christie Brinkley photos set to this song
//because I thought of it, it probably exists

Song was actually about the wife BEFORE Christie Brinkley.

OK, not much of a Joel fan, but that was kind of funny...

"Attempted" ruined it for me

Nestea Plunge: Failed early bands are an endless source of amusement.

Is it wrong I like Y Kant Tori Read more than what she did after that?

Boritom: That's like Johnny Rotten doing lounge gigs in Vegas singing shiat like "Misty" and "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes".

That actually could be cool to see once....

0x1a4: That actually could be cool to see once....

And if next week we hear he's going to sing lounge tunes in Vegas, well, we know where he got the idea

ATTILA halbum cover:

I have some good friends who played that Attilla record for me when we were in college (about mid 70s).

Suicide's a bit much, but I woulda whacked him a few times with a lacrosse stick.

Nestea Plunge: Failed early bands are an endless source of amusement.

Indeed.