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(Some Guy) Interesting Why Tilda Swinton should play Catwoman in the next Batman film. And why Jessica Alba shouldn't   (denofgeek.com) divider line 190
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Julieahni [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 12:50:27 PM  
If Swinton plays an alien Catwoman, then she should get the part.

 
jasonmicron 2008-07-15 12:54:00 PM  
I agree - Eliza Dushku. Mmmmm

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Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 01:01:17 PM  
I think Tilda Swinton is awesome, but Catwoman? WTF?

 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 01:08:33 PM  
I'd really prefer to see this series not follow the downward spiral of the previous Batman movies...that is, please don't turn them into a $200-million version of the "villain of the week."

And keep Alba away from it, unless there is a character named "Mute Nude Girl In Foreground #3"

 
Hollywood Cole [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 01:08:58 PM  
isn't Tilda Swinton that chick that looks like a dude?

 
dj_bigbird [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 01:10:48 PM  
I'm not sure Tilda is the right woman for this. We need someone who is hawt and vampy and can pull it off. Tilda is, well, a pale-skinned waif.

 
baorao 2008-07-15 01:11:25 PM  
isn't Catwoman supposed to kind of sexy, not an androgynous David Bowie look-alike? She's a fine actress but I don't see why either of this propositions would ever be taken seriously.

 
Blues_X [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 01:24:12 PM  
This is a trick question. There should be no Catwoman in the next Batman film.

 
JerseyTim [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 01:29:43 PM  
Mr. Coffee Nerves: I'd really prefer to see this series not follow the downward spiral of the previous Batman movies...that is, please don't turn them into a $200-million version of the "villain of the week."

Blues_X: This is a trick question. There should be no Catwoman in the next Batman film.

Done and done.

 
vossiewulf [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 01:42:32 PM  
Julie Newmar + Michelle Pfeiffer > all others. So there.

 
CrankMyBlueSax 2008-07-15 01:42:49 PM  
Swinton should play Catwoman because she has 3 nipples, which is closer the the count on a cat.

/Threadjack attempt in progress
//Yay for boobies, and nipples

 
Tresser [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 01:46:06 PM  
is it wrong i'd rather bone tilda swinton than alba?

 
Adjective Bird Whiskey [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 01:47:15 PM  
Why CatWOMAN...why not CatMAN? And by man...how about a certain....Will Ferrel? Eh? EH? The kids love the guy.

 
Tastes Like Chicken [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 01:51:41 PM  
No. Just no. Do I need to spell it out? N... O....

No Catwoman. No Mr. Freeze. No Robin.

Yes to The Riddler, and maybe Poison Ivy. I'd also like to see Bane fill a supporting bad-guy role.

But none of that cheesy crap.

 
vossiewulf [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 01:51:43 PM  
Adjective Bird Whiskey: Why CatWOMAN...why not CatMAN? And by man...how about a certain....Will Ferrel? Eh? EH? The kids love the guy.

That is so wrong in so many ways.

/tips hat, hell of an effort

 
Gavino 2008-07-15 01:52:14 PM  
www.hugoglendinning.com

Er, meow?

/Nope. How about that chick out of Gilmore girls?

www.photoshopassist.com

 
Tastes Like Chicken [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 01:53:14 PM  
Tresser: is it wrong i'd rather bone tilda swinton than alba?

No. Perhaps you've seen The Beach?

 
Locke3k 2008-07-15 01:56:24 PM  
Where the hell are my Jessica Alba pictures? FFS.

 
Tresser [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 01:59:23 PM  
Tastes Like Chicken: Tresser: is it wrong i'd rather bone tilda swinton than alba?

No. Perhaps you've seen The Beach?


i have, but i was thinking more how she looked in Constantine

 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 01:59:25 PM  
Tresser: is it wrong i'd rather bone tilda swinton than alba?

No it indicates that you're comfortable living your life as an openly gay man.

 
Jakevol2 2008-07-15 02:02:33 PM  
Hellen Mirren as Catwoman. All others can DIAF!

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 02:02:50 PM  
Because she's teh awesome!

/tho if she played the Riddler, I would just farking asplode!
//ohhhhhhh, mercy!

 
emocomputerjock 2008-07-15 02:03:11 PM  
vossiewulf: Julie Newmar + Michelle Pfeiffer > all others. So there.

Eartha Kitt. Thank you reruns, cause I learned well growin up.

 
Wendy's Chili 2008-07-15 02:06:11 PM  
Tresser: Tastes Like Chicken: Tresser: is it wrong i'd rather bone tilda swinton than alba?

No. Perhaps you've seen The Beach?

i have, but i was thinking more how she looked in Constantine


Purposely androgynous? I think you just outed yourself, dude.

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 02:06:40 PM  
If it's Jessica Alba or Angelina Craplie, I will motherfarking cry.

I like Scarlett, but I don't see it. Sorry, guys.

Ms. Swinton can do anything...

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Marshmallow Jones 2008-07-15 02:07:15 PM  
There should be no Catwoman in the next Batman film.

FTFY.

/will you dorks please stop lining up for this crap

 
T.rex 2008-07-15 02:07:57 PM  
Hollywood Cole
isn't Tilda Swinton that chick that looks like a dude?

No, you're thinking of Hollywood Cole.

/c'mon, just joking.

 
Jakevol2 2008-07-15 02:12:16 PM  
T.rex: Hollywood Cole
isn't Tilda Swinton that chick that looks like a dude?

No, you're thinking of Hollywood Cole.

/c'mon, just joking.



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I was thinking of Chris Crocker....mmmmmm Chris Crocker

 
sure haven't 2008-07-15 02:12:29 PM  
Angelina Jolie is only 33? I thought she was easily in her mid 40's.

 
towatchoverme 2008-07-15 02:13:20 PM  
Tresser: i have, but i was thinking more how she looked in Constantine

Or here ...

static.flickr.com

But yeah, some pics of make her look less like the witch and more like a wardrobe ...

 
galumph200 2008-07-15 02:13:55 PM  
Hollywood Cole: isn't Tilda Swinton that chick that looks like a dude?

No. She's that chick who looks EXACTLY like Eric Stoltz.

 
therecksays 2008-07-15 02:14:30 PM  
Sheesh Tilda Swinton? Hey Bruce watch your cornhole buddy.

 
The Letter Two 2008-07-15 02:15:50 PM  
not sure why... but Cate Blanchett came to mind immediately when thinking of actresses to play the part. She's probably too old for the part though.

 
baorao 2008-07-15 02:17:00 PM  
sure haven't: Angelina Jolie is only 33? I thought she was easily in her mid 40's.

yeah, shes got a lot of miles on her. highway miles I guess. not Diane Lane highway miles, but 3 marriages by age 30 will catch up to you one way or another.

 
DeadZone 2008-07-15 02:17:22 PM  
Hmmm...

Christina Ricci?

or is that too typecast?

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 02:17:58 PM  
Angelina Jolie 10 years ago would have been a no-brainer.

Rose McGowan, ftw

 
Tastes Like Chicken [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 02:18:43 PM  
Tresser: Tastes Like Chicken: Tresser: is it wrong i'd rather bone tilda swinton than alba?

No. Perhaps you've seen The Beach?

i have, but i was thinking more how she looked in Constantine


I don't think I've ever sat through that one. Tilda Swinton never really appealed to me. Then I saw The Beach, and that scene where she seduces Leo won me over forever.

 
FuzzyNoNoseChimp [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 02:18:44 PM  
Anthony Enticknap sounds like a farking idiot.

 
JeffKochosky 2008-07-15 02:19:16 PM  
Tresser: is it wrong i'd rather bone tilda swinton than alba?

No... no it isn't.
Tilda is freakysexy. I've already gotten permission from the wife.
Of course, from what I've read about her, Tilda might welcome my wife along for the ride. :)

/Had to give the wife permission for Johnny Depp in return.
//Or was it Clive Owen?
///Either way, it's a fair trade.

 
George_Spelvin 2008-07-15 02:19:49 PM  
Why Tilda over Alba?

How about because one can act and the other can't?

 
dallylamma 2008-07-15 02:20:15 PM  
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towatchoverme 2008-07-15 02:20:37 PM  
Although, i agree, she can't play catwoman.

She's WAAAY taller than batman.

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Bondidude 2008-07-15 02:21:24 PM  
I like the idea of Eliza Dushku.

She can pull off the baddie, but I'm not so sure about her pulling off the Selina Kyle.

Then again, they may pull someone out of the B-list again. Think about how many of the people in this franchise are not neccesarily A-list celebrities. Sure they're known, but not so much on a level on that their names alone are selling the film/franchise.

 
Elvis Da King 2008-07-15 02:22:33 PM  
George_Spelvin: Why Tilda over Alba?

How about because one can act and the other can't?


Playing a Psychobeeyotch in a movie isn't acting when you're a psychobeeyotch off the screen

 
hugram 2008-07-15 02:23:06 PM  
George_Spelvin:

Why Tilda over Alba?

How about because one can act and the other can't?



As if their 'acting' skills is the reason producers cast them for their movies.

 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 02:23:34 PM  
Sarcastica75: Ms. Swinton can do anything...

Can she fill a bra?

 
Usernameaboutnothing 2008-07-15 02:23:34 PM  
Marshmallow Jones: There should be no Catwoman in the next Batman film.

FTFY.

/will you dorks please stop lining up for this crap


4.6/10

 
Balrog1 2008-07-15 02:23:44 PM  
I don't really see it, but Tilda could probably pull it off. I think she is possibly the best actress out there right now.

 
FuzzyNoNoseChimp [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 02:24:05 PM  
Bondidude: Sure they're known, but not so much on a level on that their names alone are selling the film/franchise.

Philip Seymour Hoffman fits this category IMO. I don't think he's a classic "A-list" celebrity, but he's probably one of the finest actors of this generation.

 
Hollywood Cole [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 02:24:50 PM  
T.rex: Hollywood Cole
isn't Tilda Swinton that chick that looks like a dude?

No, you're thinking of Hollywood Cole.

/c'mon, just joking.



AHHHHHH you dick.

//I know i'm pretty.

 
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