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(Starpulse) Silly Billy Corgan made Frances Bean cry for declining a "Sweet 16" invitation, sending Courtney Love into a blind rage of public indignation: "I hate stating this on some random public forum, but the line is the kid, man"   (starpulse.com) divider line 74
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HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-07-14 09:20:22 PM  
THAT'S IT! never listening to a smashing pumpkins song ever again

 
DaNightTripper [TotalFark] 2008-07-14 09:23:46 PM  
Damn, their kid is sixteen. I'm getting old.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-07-14 09:31:41 PM  
DaNightTripper: Damn, their kid is sixteen. I'm getting old.
h


Here's an update for you, my friend. She is entering fap-country

Daddy's little girl, ain't a girl no more:

bittenandbound.com

 
marius2 2008-07-14 09:33:59 PM  
sixteen?

fark

Though I don't blame billy for staying away.

 
DonnyBaker [TotalFark] 2008-07-14 09:44:54 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn: She is entering fap-country



And driving right through

 
big_pth [TotalFark] 2008-07-14 09:46:36 PM  
no offense, but she got the worst of both cobain and love. Neither of whom were pretty to begin with (hence love's love of plastic surgery). I hope she got dad's talent.

 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] 2008-07-14 09:48:50 PM  
DonnyBaker: And driving right through

She just entered Non-hittableville.

 
NaugahydeDonkey [TotalFark] 2008-07-14 09:58:54 PM  
big_pth: no offense, but she got the worst of both cobain and love. Neither of whom were pretty to begin with (hence love's love of plastic surgery). I hope she got dad's talent.

Agreed. She should have some of his money, assuming Ms. Love didn't shoot it all. That can be enough to make her pretty.

Love=coont
Corgan=douche
Corgan>Love because he can effin' rock, even though his voice is a bad as or worse than Dylan's

 
Ra_ 2008-07-14 11:33:40 PM  
Tough chit, whore

 
snuff3r [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 12:13:51 AM  
DaNightTripper: Damn, their kid is sixteen. I'm getting old.

First thought i had. I was chatting to someone at work today about this. My generation's music to the current generation is what Led Zep, Doors, etc were to me. Can't believe it was that long ago O_o

On topic: I was a massive SP fan in the day. Corgan's irrelevance became obvious when SP broke up and he went solo.

 
ConnieLingus 2008-07-15 12:29:20 AM  
pfft. Who the fark cares about turning 16? 21 is where it's at.

Corgan is on tour when the girl turns 16.......would go to a show if I could.
>New Pumpkins kick ass live.

 
Davescookies 2008-07-15 12:36:38 AM  
She likes My Chemical Romance. The apple has fallen very, very far from the tree. It's a good thing Cobain isn't alive, because he'd disown her.

 
Glenechocreek 2008-07-15 12:59:28 AM  
She's too old for Corgan now. You know how these rock stars are.

 
ConnieLingus 2008-07-15 01:04:13 AM  
Daddy's little girl, ain't a girl no more

Given that she's crying over the fact that the dude can't come to her farking birthday party, I'd say she's still a girl.

 
theurge14 2008-07-15 01:21:57 AM  
Davescookies: She likes My Chemical Romance. The apple has fallen very, very far from the tree. It's a good thing Cobain isn't alive, because he'd disown her.

fark him and the shotgun he rode out on.

 
NYZooMan 2008-07-15 01:23:32 AM  
I thought the line was being a tramp mommy?

 
theurge14 2008-07-15 01:26:29 AM  
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"These people are fascinated by me, but I haven't done anything," she says. "If you're a big Nirvana fan, a big Hole fan, then I understand why you would want to get to know me, but I'm not my parents."

 
therumblefish 2008-07-15 02:02:58 AM  
So what if he doesn't want to come to her party? Get over yourself.

I'd also like to note that I'm suprised the kid made it this far considering she's been left with that lunatic.

 
Ku_No_Ichi [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 02:15:05 AM  
NewportBarGuy: DonnyBaker: And driving right through
She just entered Non-hittableville.


That exchange made me laugh.
And I'm very mad at Jay Leno for not stepping up.

 
quintas 2008-07-15 02:20:40 AM  
stereogum.com

 
il Dottore 2008-07-15 02:28:36 AM  
You're going to believe anything Courtney Love says?
To a gossip rag?


Frances Bean probably didn't even know he'd been invited.

 
Danielsan [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-15 02:33:36 AM  
Love also claims My Chemical Romance will be playing at the party, with frontman Gerard Way even urging a bandmate to cancel his honeymoon so they can attend.

Wait, aren't Way and Corgan the same person?

 
JerkyMeat 2008-07-15 02:49:38 AM  
Billy Corgan is a clown, but 16 is a little old for wanting a clown at your b-day party, and clowns suck anyway.

 
JerkyMeat 2008-07-15 02:51:49 AM  
HappyHarryHardOn
Nice.

 
Thosw 2008-07-15 03:34:45 AM  
Are we sure she isn't part Leno?

 
frostus [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 04:03:09 AM  
snuff3r: Corgan's irrelevance became obvious when SP broke up and he went solo.

Exactly. In fact you can tell he was starting to lose it during Mellon Collie (and Adore sucks).

NaugahydeDonkey: Love=coont
Corgan=douche


Nailed it.

 
FlyingJ 2008-07-15 04:40:34 AM  
HappyHarryHardOn fap country? She's throwing out food because of YOU you snarky Internet person!;'
http://defamer.com/hollywood/courtney-love/courtney-love-vs-the-defamers-211376. php (new window)

 
A black dog 2008-07-15 05:46:51 AM  
10 years time?

i279.photobucket.com

(Her eyes, his hair)

 
gregoire4 2008-07-15 08:18:36 AM  
Well, at least she has a great shot at being normal and she's not going to feel entitled at all...

 
Fat and Nasty 86 [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-15 09:38:11 AM  
DO NOT WANT.

 
tical 2008-07-15 10:35:01 AM  
frostus 2008-07-15 04:03:09 AM
and Adore sucks.

Um, no.

/stupid spoiled whore

 
ConnieLingus 2008-07-15 11:11:49 AM  
do you think we can get a new tag appropriately called "Drug Induced"? I think it would be a good description for describing this situation. Me thinks Courtney is back on the happy pills.

 
spacemanjones 2008-07-15 11:13:24 AM  
Well, at least she has a great shot at being normal and she's not going to feel entitled at all...

Awesome.

 
Stradavus 2008-07-15 11:53:57 AM  
Love also claims My Chemical Romance will be playing at the party, with frontman Gerard Way even urging a bandmate to cancel his honeymoon so they can attend.

fark that!

/"C'mon, man, ditch your wife on your honeymoon so we can play for this psycho and her daughter."

 
BrotherTheodore 2008-07-15 12:13:01 PM  
Sweet Sixteen Party?

So she's a rebel just like her folks?

 
Farkomatic 2008-07-15 12:22:26 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn: DaNightTripper: Damn, their kid is sixteen. I'm getting old.
h


Here's an update for you, my friend. She is entering fap-country

Daddy's little girl, ain't a girl no more:


She looks nothing like her dad. She has a face and both halves of her head are still attached.

/aisle seat, please.

 
TheBlackFlag 2008-07-15 12:25:59 PM  
Courtney is a murdering whore and a total psycho. If she was so worried about her child's happiness, perhaps she shouldnt have blown her dad's head off with a shotgun.

 
Third Day Mark 2008-07-15 01:33:21 PM  
I wonder how the kid feels knowing that Mommy probably offed Daddy.

/That much heroin in your system, regardless of past use, isn't allowing you to grab a shotgun and preform your own lead lobotomy.
//Would hit Frances Bean, if thats her name.

 
FutureEmperor420 2008-07-15 01:38:41 PM  
May I suggest a new caption for this article? Because of all his rage, he had to be a dick to a girl underage.

Thank You.

 
devilslefthand 2008-07-15 02:39:06 PM  
TheBlackFlag: Courtney is a murdering whore and a total psycho. If she was so worried about her child's happiness, perhaps she shouldnt have blown her dad's head off with a shotgun.

2/10

 
emotionalwench 2008-07-15 04:34:46 PM  
I'd bet just about anything that in a few months to a year, Corgan and Love will be friends again. They've ALWAYS had this on-again, off-again friendship. They were friends in the early 1990's, and dated for awhile before they both got married to other people. (Courtney reportedly threw shoes at him in a jealous rage when she arrived at his house and found his girlfriend there.) Then, sometime after Cobain's death, they became friendly again (some say he was even cheating on his wife with her).

Around 1998, they had another falling-out when she accused him of being "sexist" when he claimed that she hadn't given him credit for his contributions to Hole's Celebrity Skin album.

Then, as TFA stated, he moved in with her in 2006 to help her on her solo album. Now, they're feuding again.

Maybe I'm biased because I've always been a massive Pumpkins fan and have never really liked Hole or anything Courtney's done -- but I'm inclined to take his side in all this. He may be a douche, but he always seemed like the one whose word I'd trust over hers.

 
emotionalwench 2008-07-15 04:38:28 PM  
Thosw: Are we sure she isn't part Leno?

No, that chin is her mom's. Courtney had a MASSIVE chin before she got a whole bunch of plastic surgery in the mid to late '90s.

 
frostus [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 04:45:20 PM  
tical: frostus: and Adore sucks.

Um, no.


Sorry, I've heard it. It does indeed suck.

 
ConnieLingus 2008-07-15 04:51:43 PM  
Sorry, I've heard it. It does indeed suck.


I've heard it too. No it doesn't. You probably just expected another album of "Rat in a Cage"-ish material (yes,I know the song is called "Bullet with Butterfly Wings")and jumped ship when things got a little too electronica and "artsy" for your liking. I'm sure you dug Candlebox instead.

 
ConnieLingus 2008-07-15 04:52:56 PM  
He may be a douche, but he always seemed like the one whose word I'd trust over hers.

Word. And he doesn't have the reputation of a coked out whore.....he just happened to fark one.

 
ConnieLingus 2008-07-15 04:56:44 PM  
Love also claims My Chemical Romance will be playing at the party, with frontman Gerard Way even urging a bandmate to cancel his honeymoon so they can attend.

fark that!

/"C'mon, man, ditch your wife on your honeymoon so we can play for this psycho and her daughter."


Funny that a lot of people haven't paid attention to this. She's expecting (or at least paying a hell of a lot of money) for people to drop everything they are doing to play this kid's birthday. Come on, it's a farking' 16 year old's birthday party. Get a cake, cut a check, and call it a day.

 
frostus [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 05:11:44 PM  
ConnieLingus: I've heard it too. No it doesn't. You probably just expected another album of "Rat in a Cage"-ish material (yes,I know the song is called "Bullet with Butterfly Wings")and jumped ship when things got a little too electronica and "artsy" for your liking. I'm sure you dug Candlebox instead.

Nope, I was looking for more Gish goodness and Jimmy's drumming. Billy blew it there.

/had to google Candlebox
//doesn't ring a bell

 
ConnieLingus 2008-07-15 05:47:30 PM  
If you wanted more Gish, then I'm sure Siamese Dream and Mellon Collie were disappointing too.

That band has a few incarnations style-wise.

 
Master Of The Art Of Second-Hand Gratification 2008-07-15 05:53:55 PM  
Third Day Mark: I wonder how the kid feels knowing that Mommy probably offed Daddy.

/That much heroin in your system, regardless of past use, isn't allowing you to grab a shotgun and preform your own lead lobotomy.
//Would hit Frances Bean, if thats her name.


I suggest that you read "Heavier Than Heaven" by Charles Cross. In it is described this bit of knowledge: according to the toxicology results resulting from his autopsy, Kurt Cobain had so much heroin in his system at the time of the shotgun being fired that he was well on his irreversible route to dying of an overdose. Simply put, he would have died that evening even if a shotgun had not been fired into his brainpan.

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 06:41:18 PM  
BrotherTheodore: Sweet Sixteen Party?

So she's a rebel just like her folks?


Looking at her parents, being different from them would be a hell of an improvement.

 
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