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(Daily Mail) Followup Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood's wife of 23 years dumps him for running off with and schtupping teenage cocktail waitress. The ungrateful biatch   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 18
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NittLion78 2008-07-14 02:57:56 PM  
say what you will, but good for him. that little girl probably shags like a minx.

 
Brettster808 [TotalFark] 2008-07-14 03:19:18 PM  
Hope Ronnie gets some help. Two bottles of vodka a day could kill him. Sure, he's a professional partier but even the Stones are concerned about this recent behavior of his and have been trying to intervene. When Mick and Keith are telling you that you party too much it is time to put the bottle down.

Hope he can save his marriage as well. Sexing an 18 year-old little hottie is not a good reason to kill a 23 year marriage.

There has also been talk of a Faces reunion. That alone is good enough for me to want Ronnie sober enough to function.

 
quickdraw [TotalFark] 2008-07-14 03:21:32 PM  
NittLion78: say what you will, but good for him. that little girl probably shags like a minx.

Go ahead. Picture the two of them together. I dare ya.

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Ewwwwwww

 
bronyaur1 [TotalFark] 2008-07-14 03:21:36 PM  
NittLion78: say what you will, but good for him. that little girl probably shags like a minx.

There is a lot more to life than just shagging. And the longer you live, the more you realize that.

 
tgregory 2008-07-14 03:53:15 PM  
she's really hot.

/would hit it
//yup. definitely would hit it

 
dillenger69 [TotalFark] 2008-07-14 03:56:38 PM  
Isn't his daughter the one who was hiring dwarfs to dress up and steal people's hats at her wedding?

The way I read the headline, I thought his wife rain off with a waitress ... giggity. No such luck though.

 
Broadcastdave [TotalFark] 2008-07-14 04:37:40 PM  
Hypothetically, I would dump my wife of 23 years for that.

 
NittLion78 2008-07-14 04:42:44 PM  
bronyaur1: There is a lot more to life than just shagging.

pffft...LIKE WHAT

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-07-14 04:49:59 PM  
Everyone involved agrees he drinks two bottles of vodka a day. That means there is little to no sex going on. Men that age just wanna cuddle and talk anyweay. Maybe some very gentle schtupping once a week. Geriatric Leaving LasVegas.

 
brap [TotalFark] 2008-07-14 04:53:04 PM  
NittLion78: bronyaur1: There is a lot more to life than just shagging.

pffft...LIKE WHAT


Well, porking for one.

 
Rickenbacker 2008-07-14 05:23:46 PM  
brap: NittLion78: bronyaur1: There is a lot more to life than just shagging.

pffft...LIKE WHAT

Well, porking for one.


And oral!

 
SBinRR 2008-07-14 07:36:40 PM  
I liked the Google ads below the story about Ron and his fun with a Russian teen:

Beautiful Russian Girls!
-Over 12,000 girls for marriage....


That must be where Ron really found her.

 
jicon 2008-07-14 10:08:11 PM  
Not surprised in the least if it is true. The guy has wife swapped with George Harrison, thrown his money away on everything from flowers to coke, and is once again gone back to the bottle. Sad to see he has no self control.

I'll give him this:
1. Fascinating story on how he met Jo. Too long a story to tell here... read his book.
2. Seems to have a fall back career in art if that whole guitar playing thing doesn't work out.
3. Amazing in The Faces, always liked "Stay With Me", and I'd really like him to team up with Hot Rod and the remaining gang before he ends up in the ground.

 
Zeiss_Ikon [TotalFark] 2008-07-14 11:12:03 PM  
Hope he can save his marriage as well. Sexing an 18 year-old little hottie is not a good reason to kill a 23 year marriage.


Nope. But lying to do it is a good reason. What else are you lying about?

 
NYZooMan 2008-07-15 01:56:15 AM  
jicon: Not surprised in the least if it is true. The guy has wife swapped with George Harrison, thrown his money away on everything from flowers to coke, and is once again gone back to the bottle. Sad to see he has no self control.

I'll give him this:
1. Fascinating story on how he met Jo. Too long a story to tell here... read his book.
2. Seems to have a fall back career in art if that whole guitar playing thing doesn't work out.
3. Amazing in The Faces, always liked "Stay With Me", and I'd really like him to team up with Hot Rod and the remaining gang before he ends up in the ground.


The only reason anyone pays for his paintings is because he's a Stone. That one in the article is about par for an average 7th grade art student.

 
NicoFinn [TotalFark] 2008-07-15 04:55:06 AM  
Idiot.

 
Olympus Mons 2008-07-15 07:15:42 AM  
Not a good statement on men...Not a good one for women too who would be teens running off with older men just because their fame and money. Poor wife though. Really not fair to her.

 
stpickrell 2008-07-15 09:36:12 AM  
He is a rock star. Women will want him. I think wifey knew this going in.

The other woman here looks like a 12 year old however. I just hope he has his money protected. I've heard some of these Eastern European women assume Westerners have infinity dollars/pounds/Euros on hand.

 
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