Dude, it's pretty hard to lose to a skeleton, even one with big bones.

dude, you're lucky that's all B.I.G. did to you. The man was a beast.

/rip

Biggie Smalls,
Biggie Smalls,
Biggie Smalls.

/ducks

Todays lesson: Don't f*ck w/ an angry fat man.

I actually started watching the video until I noticed my IQ draining from my brain.

CruiserTwelve: I actually started watching the video until I noticed my IQ draining from my brain.

Or: I'm so old my brain hurts and loud noises and darkies scare me

gimmedaloot: Or: I'm so old my brain hurts and loud noises and darkies scare me

Yeah that's it. I should respect a music industry that considers murder a legitimate business practice.

Don't get street cred for taking it like a man, I guess.

CruiserTwelve: Yeah that's it. I should respect a music industry that considers murder a legitimate business practice.

you better, or they'll murder you too

I love the headline.

Ooops pow surprise!

aniktwo: I love the headline.

Ooops pow surprise!

yeah, that was the worst. rap. evar.

The headline does not draw enough (or any) attention to the fact that the offending beat-down was VERBAL.

GANGSTA!

CruiserTwelve: gimmedaloot: Or: I'm so old my brain hurts and loud noises and darkies scare me

Yeah that's it. I should respect a music industry that considers murder a legitimate business practice.

You should respect a man who exercised a profound amount of skill and was undeniably good at the art form.

I battle any sex or any race,
You beating me is like Billy Crystal playing Scarface,
I can't see it, I'm blind to the eyes,
I came up in your face, Oops-Pow Suprise!


OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!

Say whatcha want, but I bet Biggie won a lot of these battles.
Like him or not the man was really talented.

/still prefers Tupac though

This guy obviously didnt hear that all Biggie wants to do is party and bullshiat.

Plus the guy walks away at the end because he knows he was beat down. This guy should be telling everyone that he got to rap against BIG in the past. That is pretty cool.

And the guy who said Biggie is no good is a terrible troll.

Yo yo yo yo
i'll battle any sex or any race.
you beatin me is like billie crystal playin scarface.
you cant see it, blind to the eyes.
came up in yo face oops-pow surprise!

OOOHHHHHHHHHH

You got served.

I used to smoke Tupacs a day

Yo mama had one big titty and one little titty, and they called that biatch Biggie Smalls!

Can anyone uh, type whatever the fark Biggie said? Maybe its my speakers, maybe its the video quality, or maybe its my white suburban ass, but I cant really make out what the hell he's saying.

Cagey B: the art form

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Swizzle Dick: Cagey B: the art form

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So poetry isn't art now???? fark you.

TheJoe03: So poetry isn't art now???? fark you.

Ah, don't sweat it, man. Another simple-minded moran spews his ignorance at the end of the thread where he thinks no one's looking. He's said more about himself than anyone else on here can.

TheJoe03: poetry

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You wouldn't know poetry if it bit you on your suburban, white, wannabe ass, there Trevor. Now you and the other STUNTAZ go cruise the mall before one of the big boys hurts you.

Swizzle Dick: TheJoe03: poetry

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You wouldn't know poetry if it bit you on your suburban, white, wannabe ass, there Trevor. Now you and the other STUNTAZ go cruise the mall before one of the big boys hurts you.

Well first of all I'm brown, urban, and actually participate in the hip-hop scene (so I ain't a wannabe). I also hate that materialistic rap, so please don't call me a "STUNTA". Why isn't hip-hop poetry, do the words not rhyme or something? Hip-hop is written in a meter so therefore it is poetry.

This ain't poetry to you??? farking dumbass.

It's been twenty-two long hard years of still strugglin
Survival got me buggin, but I'm alive on arrival
I peep at the shape of the streets
And stay awake to the ways of the world cause shiat is deep
A man with a dream with plans to make C.R.E.A.M.
Which failed; I went to jail at the age of 15
A young buck sellin drugs and such who never had much
Trying to get a clutch at what I could not touch...touch...
The court played me short, now I face incarceration
Pacin -- going up state's my destination
Handcuffed in back of a bus, forty of us
Life as a shorty shouldn't be so ruff
But as the world turns I learned life is hell
Living in the world no different from a cell
Everyday I escape from Jakes givin chase, sellin base
Smokin bones in the staircase
Though I don't know why I chose to smoke sess
I guess that's the time when I'm not depressed
But I'm still depressed, and I ask what's it worth?
Ready to give up so I seek the Old Earth
Who explained working hard may help you maintain
to learn to overcome the heartaches and pain
We got stickup kids, corrupt cops, and crack rocks
and stray shots, all on the block that stays hot
Leave it up to me while I be living proof
To kick the truth to the young black youth
But shorty's running wild smokin sess drinkin beer
And ain't trying to hear what I'm kickin in his ear
Neglected, but now, but yo, it gots to be accepted
That what? That life is hectic

Oh wait, a black guy wrote it, it can't be poetry, right???

TheJoe03: Hip-hop is written in a meter so therefore it is poetry.

So are the many "poems" that have been written about your mother on countless stall dividers over the years. That doesn't qualify them as art anymore than it makes a crotch-grabbing retard with lousy grammar who is dressed like a clown an "artist".

YO

TheJoe03: Why isn't hip-hop poetry, do the words not rhyme or something? Hip-hop is written in a meter so therefore it is poetry.



Here I sit all broken hearted, tried to shiat but only farted...[/b]


Make the check payable to "cash" please.

Here's the classic skit from Chappelle's Show (new window)

TheJoe03:
It's been twenty-two long hard years of still strugglin
Survival got me buggin, but I'm alive on arrival
I peep at the shape of the streets
And stay awake to the ways of the world cause shiat is deep
A man with a dream with plans to make C.R.E.A.M.
Which failed; I went to jail at the age of 15
A young buck sellin drugs and such who never had much
Trying to get a clutch at what I could not touch...touch...
The court played me short, now I face incarceration
Pacin -- going up state's my destination
Handcuffed in back of a bus, forty of us
Life as a shorty shouldn't be so ruff
But as the world turns I learned life is hell
Living in the world no different from a cell
Everyday I escape from Jakes givin chase, sellin base
Smokin bones in the staircase
Though I don't know why I chose to smoke sess
I guess that's the time when I'm not depressed
But I'm still depressed, and I ask what's it worth?
Ready to give up so I seek the Old Earth
Who explained working hard may help you maintain
to learn to overcome the heartaches and pain
We got stickup kids, corrupt cops, and crack rocks
and stray shots, all on the block that stays hot
Leave it up to me while I be living proof
To kick the truth to the young black youth
But shorty's running wild smokin sess drinkin beer
And ain't trying to hear what I'm kickin in his ear
Neglected, but now, but yo, it gots to be accepted
That what? That life is hectic


THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

Swizzle Dick: TheJoe03: Hip-hop is written in a meter so therefore it is poetry.

So are the many "poems" that have been written about your mother on countless stall dividers over the years. That doesn't qualify them as art anymore than it makes a crotch-grabbing retard with lousy grammar who is dressed like a clown an "artist".

YO

Art doesn't have to be what YOU like, it's just an expression of an image or concept through a medium. So shut the fark up you trolling piece of shiat and get a clue, farking mongoloid.

TheJoe03: Art doesn't have to be what YOU like, it's just an expression of an image or concept through a medium. So shut the fark up you trolling piece of shiat and get a clue, farking mongoloid.

Swizzle Dick: TheJoe03: Art doesn't have to be what YOU like, it's just an expression of an image or concept through a medium. So shut the fark up you trolling piece of shiat and get a clue, farking mongoloid.

Man, I'm not white, quit insinuating that I am, it's very offensive.

Mom: "Joey? What are you doing down there?"
TheJoe03: "Ima bustin' some hardcore rhymes, Moms!"
Mom: "Well you get upstairs. You have soccer practice in an hour and I need to give you your ear medicine!"
TheJoe03: "Can we stop for custard on the way home?"
Mom: "I suppose."
TheJoe03: "YEEEEEAH-BOOOOY!!"

Swizzle Dick: Mom: "Joey? What are you doing down there?"
TheJoe03: "Ima bustin' some hardcore rhymes, Moms!"
Mom: "Well you get upstairs. You have soccer practice in an hour and I need to give you your ear medicine!"
TheJoe03: "Can we stop for custard on the way home?"
Mom: "I suppose."
TheJoe03: "YEEEEEAH-BOOOOY!!"

Damn dude I think you take this internet stuff too seriously. Something tells me you are a lonely 63 year old pedophile that jacks off while you ride the bus, you disgust me! Seriously though, do you have any kind of point or do you just like to fark with people to give you something to do with a likely boring life? Peace brother, I hope one day you see the light, and for now, Godspeed!

TheJoe03: Something tells me you are a lonely 63 year old pedophile that jacks off while you ride the bus, you disgust me!

Aww! That's adorable there, Vanilla Ice. I'm flattered that I remind you of your Grandpa!

*HUGS*

Swizzle Dick: TheJoe03: Something tells me you are a lonely 63 year old pedophile that jacks off while you ride the bus, you disgust me!

Aww! That's adorable there, Vanilla Ice. I'm flattered that I remind you of your Grandpa!

*HUGS*

Would you shut up already? You just look stupider and stupider.

shonday: Would you shut up already? You just look stupider and stupider.

Oh look! Another one of the "POSSE" has shown up!

shonday: Would you shut up already? You just look stupider and stupider.

Is That you in the middle, Shongay?

Swizzle Dick: WHARRGARBL!!

Wharrgarbl.