Oh God, those glasses, that woman

awwwww... isn't it cute how she thinks she's relevant.

Believe it or not, it's has bbeeenit has been 15 years since singer/songwriter Lisa Loeb hit #1 with her single, 'Stay'. Along Wwith her trademark feline tortoiseshell glasses, Lisa Loeb will be playing performing at the Merrimack Hall in Huntsville on Tuesday July 8th. Along with her musicIn addition to a recording career, Loeb has appeared in several TV shows, having hasd her own show on the Food Network, and most recently, #1 Single, a reality show on E! Channel, #1 Single.

Holy crap that was difficult to read. WTF happened to all the writer's edits?

In a thong SPROOIIINNGS

She needs to meet me.

She still wears those glasses because women wearing glasses are hot. And possibly able to see better.

....and I cover myself with razorblades, bleeding all over the place, but eddie brickell STILL LIVES

markie_farkie: In a thong SPROOIIINNGS

Her ass appears to be missing

Benevolent Misanthrope: awwwww... isn't it cute how she thinks she's relevant.

She IS relevant. At least my penis thinks so.

Benevolent Misanthrope: Holy crap that was difficult to read. WTF happened to all the writer's edits?

I did not didn't not notice AaanythiingWrong with it. Maybe I hasd read it again.

I would like to have intercourse with her.

Benevolent Misanthrope: Holy crap that was difficult to read. WTF happened to all the writer's edits? editor's fixes?

FTFY

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Benevolent Misanthrope: Believe it or not, it's has bbeeenit has been 15 years since singer/songwriter Lisa Loeb hit #1 with her single, 'Stay'. Along Wwith her trademark feline tortoiseshell glasses, Lisa Loeb will be playing performing at the Merrimack Hall in Huntsville on Tuesday July 8th. Along with her musicIn addition to a recording career, Loeb has appeared in several TV shows, having hasd her own show on the Food Network, and most recently, #1 Single, a reality show on E! Channel, #1 Single.

Holy crap that was difficult to read. WTF happened to all the writer's edits?

I'm pretty sure the interview was written by Mrs. Which.

/I heart Lisa Loeb and would like to make the whoopie with her.

Lisa Loeb makes my peener do the Watusi.

Benevolent Misanthrope: isn't it cute how she thinks she's relevant she's still unbelievably cute?

FTFY

She's a young'un but for her I'd rob the cradle. I'm sure the wife would understand completely.

frostus: She's a young'un but for her I'd rob the cradle.

40 is hardly a young'un.

well, maybe when i'm 70 or so.

didn't she used to bang this guy?

/guess thats why he has that shiat eating grin

frostus: She's a young'un

She's 40. And that is tremendously excellent.

TFA: Ed: Your current album just came out last week, CampLisa. Why a children's record?

Because it sells more concert tickets. Two for the kids, two more for mom and dad, who is NOT allowed to drool at her even if the wife went on and on about how she thought Dan Zanes was cute.

J. Frank Parnell: 40 is hardly a young'un.

I'm 52, she's a young'un in my book.

I had never seen #1 Single before. Walked in one day, and the wife had it on. Quickly figured out she was looking for a husband. I said "Maybe she'd have more luck if she didn't look like Lisa Loeb."

She is a farking gimmick. The same way the machine realized Pink was too man-ugly to be a pop star, so they dyed her hair...you guessed it. Pink.

That song "Stay" is the most annoying, rambling piece of shiat I have heard in years. In short, I wouldn't mind her DingIAF

read this article in the print version while on the throne yesterday.

read valley planet on the throne all the time, its how i find out whats up in huntsville.

Reading that helped make me even stupider! Thanks fark!

I like Lisa Loeb. I like her even more now that she's Ani DiFranco.

dammit...I'm disappointed people...almost 30 deep and no Lisa Loeb.

Lisa Lube would be a good porn name.

HOTTEST GIRL EVA!!


(ever since Christina Ricci got skinny)

Yeah, I'm sure she's a great fark and all, but eventually she's going to start talking. And its just not worth it then.

Benevolent Misanthrope: awwwww... isn't it cute how she thinks she's relevant.

...says the anonymous farker from his mom's basement.

isn't there a porn "niche" for girls with glasses.. you know, and gettin' "stuff" on 'em.
yeah, that.

frostus:

J. Frank Parnell: 40 is hardly a young'un.

I'm 52, she's a young'un in my book.


Yeah, well, I'm 53 and she's just right in mine.

GoDawgs!: markie_farkie: In a thong SPROOIIINNGS

Her ass appears to be missing

If given the opportunity, I'd be willing to do an up-front confirmation of that fact. For science... 'take one for the team' and all that.

I like to imagine that if I had a chance I would bang Lisa Loeb, but realistically speaking, if I had a chance, I would really have to consider that she'd write an angry song about me later on.

I think it's a better decision to sleep with people who have no credible musical talent. Like Jessica Simpson. Or Avril Lavigne.

Pedobear says Jojo.

This thread gives hope to women with glasses. Thanks, guys.

down4afall: I like to imagine that if I had a chance I would bang Lisa Loeb, but realistically speaking, if I had a chance, I would really have to consider that she'd write an angry song about me later on.

I think it's a better decision to sleep with people who have no credible musical talent. Like Jessica Simpson. Or Avril Lavigne.

Pedobear says Jojo.

Probably the most honest post in the thread.

Those art-school girls who are really self-absorbed into their work with random metaphors tend to be annoying as fark.

Yes, they are cute to look at. Yes, we might fantasize.

But you know goddamn well the second they open their mouths with some obsessed rant about Jasper Johns or Foucault you just want them to shut up.

Someone in the local paper referred to a girl like that once that I think sums up what it would be like: "So hip and trendy that its annoying"

shes so damn cute.

Nemo's Brother: She is a farking gimmick. The same way the machine realized Pink was too man-ugly to be a pop star, so they dyed her hair...you guessed it. Pink.

That song "Stay" is the most annoying, rambling piece of shiat I have heard in years. In short, I wouldn't mind her DingIAF

That is saying something, considering it came out in, what 1995? I guess if she's responsible for the most rambling song in 13 years then she should be killed. Yep makes total sense.

As for me, I like that song... because it is stream of consciousness, overwhelmingly cute pop. There are far worse vectors of pop out there. And she's hot as hell without ever looking whorish. Her sister, that posted the thong pics, OTOH... that is just weird!

GoDawgs!: markie_farkie: In a thong SPROOIIINNGS

Her ass appears to be missing

She's just a spokeswoman for the "Noassitol" diet. Pay attention to the glasses.

arghyematey: This thread gives hope to women with glasses. Thanks, guys.

Men like glasses on women for the same reason they like any other clothes on women: it's fun to think about taking them off.

The glasses bonus is you can look 'em in the eye at the same time.

With all that going on, I'm thinking hope should pretty much spring eternal.

kblair4: isn't there a porn "niche" for girls with glasses.. you know, and gettin' "stuff" on 'em.
yeah, that.

In other words, RULE #34.

That is all.

I'm more into Horace Loeb.

I'm 36, and I'll take a 40yo over a 25yo any eff'n day.

arghyematey

This thread gives hope to women with glasses. Thanks, guys.


It's my biggest fetish after a pussy. I LOVE glasses on women. Seriously.

My fiance is also hot, wears black glasses, and is obsessed hello kitty (complete with tattoo). So this is all relevant to my interests.

arghyematey: This thread gives hope to women with glasses. Thanks, guys.

I don't think you particularly need worry much about a lack of hope.