But would Brett Favre play with those bears?

They serve alcohol at the phoenix zoo. Maybe that's why they don't have any bear exhibits.

Hey, BooBoo! Forget the pic-a-nic basket, what say we ass rape this drunken clown!

Okay Yogi!

I guess dude didn't have a zoom lens on his camera.

Well, he got his close up all right. I expect he didn't really want shots of the insides of the bears, but there you go.

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Ugh, in my opinion, being eating alive by an animal is the third worse way you can go

/second being eaten alive by insects
//first being eaten alive by a sea creature
///I just don't wanna become somethings luch

Sibera, Ukrania, they're all commie bastards who hate America.

It's Jellystone you ignorant reprobate.

flup: It's Jellystone you ignorant reprobate.

This.

Took me a while to figure out WTF the headline was referring to.

what the hell does the headline mean? Is it really simple and I'm just too high? How is jello involved? And why "shot"?

/so confused

flup: It's Jellystone you ignorant reprobate.

Maybe it was a reference to Jello Shots?

/got nuthin'

flup: It's Jellystone you ignorant reprobate.

Never heard of a Jell-o shot, huh?

pics or it didn't happen

ferrrn: pics or it didn't happen

I'm sure the last photo he took looked something like this:

So, did someone get his pictures developed?

It shouldn't be possible to fall into a den of hungry bears. The family should sue the fark out of that zoo.

Glenechocreek: So, did someone get his pictures developed?

It shouldn't be possible to fall into a den of hungry bears. The family should sue the fark out of that zoo.

Ah yes, the American mentality.

"Just because he had to climb over a fence to fall in, and was drunk and stupid doesn't make it his fault!"

Everybody knows alcohol and bears don't mix.

Lost more than his footing...

Glenechocreek: So, did someone get his pictures developed?

It shouldn't be possible to fall into a den of hungry bears. The family should sue the fark out of that zoo.

Not this. If you're stupid enough and/or think it's a good idea to climb over a hand railing then you get what you deserve.

The same goes for that guy who put his hand in the crocodiles mouth and got it bitten off.

It shouldn't be possible to fall into a den of hungry bears.

when your drunk....anything is possible.


You didn't know that?
WTF are you doing on Fark?

fernandez: Ugh, in my opinion, being eating alive by an animal is the third worse way you can go

/second being eaten alive by insects
//first being eaten alive by a sea creature
///I just don't wanna become somethings luch

Uhhhh I don't know about you but around here insects and sea creatures are animals too.

flup: It's Jellystone you ignorant reprobate.

Subby's weak attempt at combining Jello and shot in same headline. FAIL

/Juan Moore was tough to follow

Hi, I'm from the standards department. Just looking for the Colbert reference.

*looks thread over*

Huh, I see. Well, I guess I'm going to have to write this up. There'll probably be a fine for this.

Chef does not approve.

Woof.

shadowself: The headline was quite a stretch, but come on...

That is an exquisite pair of mammaries.

Glenechocreek: So, did someone get his pictures developed?

It shouldn't be possible to fall into a den of hungry bears. The family should sue the fark out of that zoo.

Agreed.

The zoo should have had installed gigantic drunk-sensing walls that clamp down on the open portion of the display the moment a tipsy asshat climbs over the barrier and leans down with a camera to take a picture of a deadly animal.

Those walls must also be certified to flick cigarettes out of the mouth of smokers and poke holes in the bottom of glasses held by heavy drinkers.

Anything less is a disgrace.

what good is it without pictures.

T.M.S.: Agreed.

The zoo should have had installed gigantic drunk-sensing walls that clamp down on the open portion of the display the moment a tipsy asshat climbs over the barrier and leans down with a camera to take a picture of a deadly animal.

Those walls must also be certified to flick cigarettes out of the mouth of smokers and poke holes in the bottom of glasses held by heavy drinkers.

Anything less is a disgrace.

Or, you know, a fence.

HOORAY FOR DARWIN!!

lokidecat

That guy was an IDIOT!

Alcohol - is there any experience it can't enhance?

/obligatory remark, move along

pics or it didn't happen

/tastless
//or maybe not... (depends on what he drank)

PTBO: lokidecat

That guy was an IDIOT!

Yeah but any zoo that has potentially deadly animals should be safe for visitors....no matter how drunk or stupid. People can be jerks but zoos have a responsibility to ensure the safety of everyone. Like in San Francisco last year with the tigers escaping their enclosure and killing the guys taunting it. Inexcusable and irresponsible. Justifiable lawsuit.

heebie_stevo: Glenechocreek: So, did someone get his pictures developed?

It shouldn't be possible to fall into a den of hungry bears. The family should sue the fark out of that zoo.

Not this. If you're stupid enough and/or think it's a good idea to climb over a hand railing then you get what you deserve.

The same goes for that guy who put his hand in the crocodiles mouth and got it bitten off.

If he climbed over something, then it's his own fault. The article doesn't elaborate on that, though.

Im sure they just wanted to play..

cksewell Yeah but any zoo that has potentially deadly animals should be safe for visitors....no matter how drunk or stupid. People can be jerks but zoos have a responsibility to ensure the safety of everyone. Like in San Francisco last year with the tigers escaping their enclosure and killing the guys taunting it. Inexcusable and irresponsible. Justifiable lawsuit.

Yea, but this is in Ukraine. I was born there and have been there twice since. People's safety isn't a priority there you know.

*Cue pictures of Darwin smiling*

/it's a good thing when the stupid die..
//"You!..Out of the gene pool!"..

Bfett20,

I'll take my chances with the Brown Bears lol

Did they get the photos back from the guy who was eaten?

hawks9nkh: cksewell Yeah but any zoo that has potentially deadly animals should be safe for visitors....no matter how drunk or stupid. People can be jerks but zoos have a responsibility to ensure the safety of everyone. Like in San Francisco last year with the tigers escaping their enclosure and killing the guys taunting it. Inexcusable and irresponsible. Justifiable lawsuit.

Yea, but this is in Ukraine. I was born there and have been there twice since. People's safety isn't a priority there you know.

Then they don't deserve a zoo.

Would a warning stating: I am bear. "I am dangerous. I have mighty claws and I will maul," suffice for enhancing safety?

Perhaps even better. "Attention drunks and teenagers, our facilities were not designed with every possible and probable stunt you could conjure up to place yourself in harm and danger's ways."

Warning: "Drunken and high zoo goers please keep distance from the boundaries of the enclosures. Animals have figured out ways to get out or to lure you in."

Shadowself,
Do you know those? Some guys have all the luck!

shadowself: The headline was quite a stretch, but come on...

This motorboat powered by jello shooters.