Hahahahaha that dude got knocked the fark out!

Awesome. Bring on the FAIL pics.

I wonder what that guy will want on his Tombstone?

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/has less than 10 minutes to deliver a pie

Rule 34, don't fark the pizza man.

What did the robber expect at Pizza Patron?

I'm surprised the neighboring business owner didn't come out with a shotgun and blow him away.

/Don't mess with Texas...pizza

The pizza guy is apparently only a 17-year-old kid, but I would say from the video he's about the size of an NFL linebacker. Ouch.

Why'd that idiot drag the guy away just as he got the upper hand? It's like every movie I've ever screamed at: "FINISH HIM OFF OR HE'LL GET UP AND KILL YOU!"

Talk about taking your $7.50 and hour job seriously. Get that boy to upper management.

Funk Brothers: Rule 34, don't fark the pizza man.

Get some /b/rothas and try again later.

Oh, wait, you go to OSU? You get free pass. Just don't fark with Tressel. That is one Ken doll who will kick your ass

haha.. epic fail!

that girl is a dumb biatch for stopping the kid from saving Texas the trouble of imprisoning that moranic robber.

pizzowned.

God damn he got his ass handed to him.

Punched him so hard he instantly went bald.........


yeah I know, but I like the idea of punching someone so hard their hair falls out

that dude came outta nowhere and

***BOOM - SHAKA - LAKA - LAKA***

that was awesome.

What the fark is with the girl stopping him from knocking the guy out? I was expecting her to give him a blow job right then and there for being a hero, what a skank.

Wow, jump him and punch him in the face three times, hard, nice.

/Now you tie him up and throw him in the fridge until close.
//Then call the cops as you're leaving.

Didn't look like the guy he knocked out was the same guy who came in at first. Oh, wait -- he had a dark wig on at first, then had his shirt over his head later.

In any case, he should have pounded the crap out of him the first time and made sure he was permanently out to lunch. It was kinda weird that the girl defended the bad guy when he was getting beat down. I smell a rat.

qlenfg: Didn't look like the guy he knocked out was the same guy who came in at first. Oh, wait -- he had a dark wig on at first, then had his shirt over his head later.

In any case, he should have pounded the crap out of him the first time and made sure he was permanently out to lunch. It was kinda weird that the girl defended the bad guy when he was getting beat down. I smell a rat.

Nah, she was probably concerned that he (the defender) would get hurt. Personally, I would have had my butt outside at the first opportunity.

She probably thought big linebacker guy was going to kill him, not worth killing an unarmed unconscious guy over $100 in the register.

RocketRod: I wonder what that guy will want on his Tombstone?

God-like win detected

he'll probably get fired for this.....


lots of places have that policy.

i'd hire him in a second tho

After viewing the video, I predict that the robber is the lady's boyfriend. She gave him the cash drawer, pulled the defending employee off him, and the robber was very unwilling to shoot anyone.

i love that last 5 seconds where he chases the girl and dives into a giant pile of stuff that collapses down on him and his legs are stickin out the back kicking

hehe, he got muckled.

yee-haw! Welcome to Denton!

I smell a lawsuit coming on in 30 minutes or less.

/nice to see a clerk KO the bad guy
//extra pepperoni and olives please

qlenfg: Didn't look like the guy he knocked out was the same guy who came in at first. Oh, wait -- he had a dark wig on at first, then had his shirt over his head later.

In any case, he should have pounded the crap out of him the first time and made sure he was permanently out to lunch. It was kinda weird that the girl defended the bad guy when he was getting beat down. I smell a rat.

It must have been either her dad or her boyfriend.

tontovila: he'll probably get fired for this.....


lots of places have that policy.

i'd hire him in a second tho

I doubt he'll get fired. He was attacked first from what I could see in the video. Robber had it coming to him so bad after that...Classic

I thought rule 1 of Pizza Man Fight Club was don't talk about Pizza Man Fight Club.

Rule 1 of Pizza Man Fight Club; don't fark with the Pizza man.

Suck him instead (new window, NSFW)?.

/If that pizza was actually cooked, I wouldn't like to be that guy

Damnit I can't find Rainbow Pup / Advice Dog: "Order Pizza - Pay With Snakes"

Should we be at all shocked at the brutal force that the 17 year old used?

/he's still a hero
//poster would have peed a little

TurdFlopDownMleg: Punched him so hard he instantly went bald.

He made him Lex Luthor!

Do NOT fark with the pizza man. He WILL fark with you.

So aparently if was forbidden (new window, NSFW).

I'm betting pizza boy gets fired.

Thegreaser: tontovila: he'll probably get fired for this.....


lots of places have that policy.

i'd hire him in a second tho

I doubt he'll get fired. He was attacked first from what I could see in the video. Robber had it coming to him so bad after that...Classic

Yeah, the goal of those policies is to keep someone from being a hero when a robber has a gun. If the robber is simply trying to beat your ass, then you need to defend yourself, not stand there and let him hit you. That's foolish.

Approves.

"Do you want knuckles on that?"

ah, here it is, what would we do without ed?

I came for the Deliverator reference and was not disappointed.

This explains why my pizza is so farking late.

Pizza man, pizza man
Pizza man hates robber man
They have a fight, pizza wins
Pizza man

Robber was actually lucky he didn't target
buffalo wing man just down the street