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I think that I have officially now seen everything.

/do I win a prize?

So wait...they shot it with tranqs...then drained the pool? Wouldn't putting it out cause it to drown?

eqtworld:
"Organ is reinforced with metal rod to make it sturdy"

Back with another one of those cockblocking BEATS!

Finbar was heard to say:

That two-ton tramp trashed our tarp...

Should've been a pool party/BBQ is all I'm gonna say.

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1,000 pound bull is cockblocked by farmer

I sense a cock and bull story here...

As JonnyBGoode hinted, the animal in my pool trifecta is in play.

This is actually the first time I've seen the word "cockblock" on Fark. I approve.

pzippy: This is actually the first time I've seen the word "cockblock" on Fark. I approve.

Juan Moore for the record books.

/still laughing

This is why you should never bring Schlitz malt liquor to a party. I had to learn that the hard way too.

Why did they have to drain the pool to get him out?

FTA: Mr Stewart, a company director, added: "My family and I stood back and let the emergency services do all the work.

"I don't think they were terribly pleased with us - we stood in the garden with glasses of wine and shouted unhelpful suggestions."

What's his Fark name?

southaustin: FTA: Mr Stewart, a company director, added: "My family and I stood back and let the emergency services do all the work.

"I don't think they were terribly pleased with us - we stood in the garden with glasses of wine and shouted unhelpful suggestions."

What's his Fark name?

Bevets.

Can we combine this with the shark in the pool earlier?

Imagine my surprise when the article wasn't about Rosie O'Donnell.

drsewell: Why did they have to drain the pool to get him out?

I'm no expert, but I imagine it's easier to get a sling under a standing bull than it is a swimming one.

The real story here is some asshat called his kid FINBAR.

Quantum Apostrophe: The real story here is some asshat called his kid FINBAR.

this

The outdoor heated pool, designed by Alba Pools, will need minor repairs...

Poo in the filter.

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I think that I have officially now seen everything.

/do I win a prize?

My Uncle has one of those.

/That was a traumatic family visit.

could someone please post a picture of the bugs bunny bull flying through the air. first time poster. can't get pic to work worst Boobies ever

The penis goes in the vagina

ahhh.... that should say 'worst post ever'

Solty Dog: This is why you should never bring Schlitz malt liquor to a party. I had to learn that the hard way too.

WINNAR!!

Weight-Watchers pool party? DNRA

Any video of him hitting the triple lindy?

the language of the people in this article is something similar to english, but more awesome in the vein of monty python.

Who has a 4 foot deep pool?

That is a load of bull.

Pool doesn't look new?

Gosh, I guess draining the pool and using a crane would be a lot easier than just piling up the sand bags most fire departments have on hand and building a ramp........

Interesting that the only method to get out of the pool is to use a ladder.

My local municipality has several rules governing the depth, slope and exit access of swimming pools. I was required to have a swallow end with a maximum depth, as well as having steps that went down to that depth. Any animal that made their way into my pool could easily get out.

Given the commonality of safety rules in the UK, I am surprised they don't have similar rules.


/works just as well for drunk party guests that might jump in
//too busy laughing at them to give a hand
///if you loose a shoe, you get to grab the pole and fish it out yourself

I like Mr. Stewart already, and I haven't even met him.

/hey, it's after 5 here...methinks it's time for a glass of wine
//no bull in the pool, but I could unhelpful suggestions into the kitchen
///on second thought, I'd better not

A two year old bull of the Hereford breed (which this one appears to be) that only weighs 1000 pounds should have been thrown back. He's too small to keep. On the other hand, if you want to see how well he can get out of that pool all on his own, just stand a cow in heat at one end and get out of the way.

/I like my english beef with yorkshire pudding.

At least it wasn't one of these guys:

damned farmers always take the good poon for themselves.

It looks like the nanny state excels at turning a simple deal into an all-day affair. Sling method looked very crude and possibly hard on the animal.

Get a ramp, put ramp in pool, use bucket of cow treats to lure bull up ramp.

Solty Dog: This is why you should never bring Schlitz malt liquor to a party. I had to learn that the hard way too.



Agrees.

"amateur"

While neighbours, friends and family crowded round to watch the drama unfold, six firemen from the Fife brigade joined a local vet to help rescue the hapless party animal...

"I don't think they were terribly pleased with us - we stood in the garden with glasses of wine and shouted unhelpful suggestions."

24K win...

Was his name Boris?

Thought I would never get to use that one.

DrForrester: The outdoor heated pool, designed by Alba Pools, will need minor repairs...

Poo in the filter.

It aint no baby ruth.

I thought it was very cute article about the bull mooing over the cows and just wanting some teat action.