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(CBS Philadelphia) Sad Two swimmers dead, Juan Moore missing   (cbs3.com) divider line 282
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Brettster808 [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 03:55:21 PM  
Oh God I shouldn't be laughing at this.

(wipes away tear)

Simply beautiful headline.

/salutes

 
flavor of the month 2008-07-13 04:02:05 PM  
transcendant headline. too bad some people had to die for it.

 
z_gringo [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:03:22 PM  
OMG. I am sooo going to hell..

 
spedmonkey 2008-07-13 04:04:22 PM  
All kinds of awesome.

 
jestme [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:10:47 PM  
Shame on you, submitter.

Now I have to clean my monitor.

 
Complicit [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:11:12 PM  
Way to go, subby. +1

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:12:21 PM  
There's a reason I keep coming back to this place. Headlines like this are why.

 
Bonkthat_Again [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:13:20 PM  
You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
No one is asking what happened to the beer.

 
Lorelle [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:14:46 PM  
You are sooo disgusting, Subby.

I love you. +1

 
Norad [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:18:58 PM  
That headline is a masterpiece. How often does a news story come together like this and provide perfect tagline fodder?

Saaaaa-luut!

 
TheOther [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:20:23 PM  
You're so going to Hell, submerger...and so worth it.

 
Sir Cumference the Flatulent [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:21:07 PM  
flavor of the month:transcendant headline. too bad some people had to die for it.

But it was for a good cause.

} window seat

 
Kome [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:27:43 PM  
Holy sh*t that is too awesome, subby.

 
SilentStrider [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:29:56 PM  
aisle seat please.

will there be a meal served on this flight to hell?

 
TheCharmerUnderMe [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:30:29 PM  
Wow.

*shakes head*

+1

 
Not Available [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:31:19 PM  
Wow. Unfortunate.

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:32:06 PM  
Subby, you magnificent bastard!!

www.cnn.com

 
Epsilon [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:33:52 PM  
Best headline of the week. That one deserved a green light.

 
Ennuipoet [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:38:15 PM  
+1
/You're so wrong, you're right.

 
angrymacface [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:47:52 PM  
+1
Wow.
Maybe I'll get a first-class seat now.

 
shivashakti [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:50:52 PM  
Bravo...great headline

 
Sir Roderick Glossop 2008-07-13 04:51:13 PM  
Well hit old man.

+1 for an even cool 28.

Enough to keep you chilly in Hell, I hope.

 
ravenssettle [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:56:37 PM  
Too damn funny.

 
SeekerRex 2008-07-13 05:03:05 PM  
wow, this truly is an example of the perfect storm of headline submitting.

 
quickdraw [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 05:14:27 PM  
That proves it. God reads Fark.

 
bim1154 [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 05:21:59 PM  
Me thinks a lot of us are going to burn in hell over this headline. +1

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 05:22:35 PM  
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

 
EvilElecBlanket [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 05:23:05 PM  
That's just beautiful. Bravo!
/+1

 
fizzygillespie 2008-07-13 05:23:14 PM  
That is poetry.

 
nunia 2008-07-13 05:25:08 PM  
i7.photobucket.com

Subby win win win!!!bang!

 
SlothB77 2008-07-13 05:25:15 PM  
excellent headline. smart, fortuitous. but i disapprove of using the person's name in the headline so early. too soon.

 
wegro [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 05:25:29 PM  
+1

 
kilgorn 2008-07-13 05:25:34 PM  
That's a real knee slapper

/+1 submarine

 
Kyro [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 05:26:08 PM  
I want to shake your hand, Subby.

+1

 
Wizzin 2008-07-13 05:28:18 PM  
Wow. Fantastic headline.

 
lerxst2112 [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 05:29:04 PM  
I bet when subby found this article and read it he/she was like, "OH, JACKPOT! INSTA-GREENLIGHT".

 
chrisco123 [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 05:29:10 PM  
Epic Headline. I dream of such beauty.

 
Single White Male 2008-07-13 05:30:11 PM  
flavor of the month:transcendant headline. too bad some people had to die for it.

If some must die so that others may laugh, so be it.

 
WillieHumper 2008-07-13 05:30:25 PM  
http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:-jfWkoTGvvYXhM:http://lh4.ggpht.com/_cTg_JRj L1m0/RiWiGd-BoNI/AAAAAAAAApY/KT7m2yftiSI/IMG_1141.JPG

 
veale728 [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 05:30:39 PM  
+1, subby, you insensitive asshole.

 
PoderOmega 2008-07-13 05:31:27 PM  
Wow. Headline of the year candidate.

 
Vogon Poet [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 05:31:40 PM  
Second Headline of the Year candidate this week. (new window) I can't wait for December.

 
maldinero 2008-07-13 05:31:46 PM  
This headline signals the dawning of the Age of Aquarius

 
hisphrenic 2008-07-13 05:31:48 PM  
I owe subby a beer.

 
kewlbeezer [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 05:34:13 PM  
I loled. Add me to the going-to-hell group. Window seat, perferably.

+1 Subby.

/Headline of the year contender?

 
The Southern Dandy 2008-07-13 05:35:07 PM  
Is the sad tag for the dead swimmers, or the guy whose parents named him Juan Moore?

 
siyuntz [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 05:35:49 PM  
damn you, subby, for amking me giggle

/serious business

 
Ghost-of-Dolomite 2008-07-13 05:36:20 PM  
GAT_00:There's a reason I keep coming back to this place. Headlines like this are why.

THAT

 
phalaeo [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 05:36:42 PM  
+1 for subby.

 
The Invisible Sky Wizard 2008-07-13 05:36:55 PM  
i68.photobucket.com

 
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