FAIL. in the face.

"an unmarked"

I will someday start a program that teaches gas-stealing youth to turn the hundreds if not thousands of dollars of retarded court fees into homemade bio-diesel and other bio-mass projects.

/who run bartertown now?

Cop should have used his gun. Order the punk out of the car at gunpoint. If he steps on the gas, pull the trigger.

FTFA:
According to authorities, the teen sped away in the vehicle he was driving, dragging the officer along the roadway causing injury and damage to his clothing.

almandot: FTFA:
According to authorities, the teen sped away in the vehicle he was driving, dragging the officer along the roadway causing injury and damage to his clothing.

My thoughts exactly. Irreparable damage that is certainly worth reporting.

They'll get Dover it.

How, exactly, do you injure clothes?

The 16-year-old teen who ran on foot was contacted through a cell phone after his accomplice provided officers with the phone number, investigators say.

During the call he was convinced to turn himself in and did so in the area of Fox Hall, police say.

Stupid, stupid kids. Teen A shouldn't have given the cell number, and teen B shouldn't have turned himself in.

How can it be "stupid"? The whole idea of an unmarked police car is that people don't KNOW it's a police car. Duh. It would have warranted the "Dumbass" tag if it had been a MARKED police car, maybe, but not for an unmarked car.

Subby gets a FAIL, and mods a -1 for the bad modifier in the headline.

Gyrfalcon: How can it be "stupid"? The whole idea of an unmarked police car is that people don't KNOW it's a police car. Duh. It would have warranted the "Dumbass" tag if it had been a MARKED police car, maybe, but not for an unmarked car.

Subby gets a FAIL, and mods a -1 for the bad modifier in the headline.

Usually the spotlights and licence plates give them away.

ensign_noname: Usually the spotlights and licence plates give them away.

THIS.

Note to self: here in Cali they start with "CHP"... ;)

/yeah, I know...local cop and all that

Did it happen to be these guys?
http://cache.jalopnik.com/cars/images/cheech_and_chong_gas.jpg

Lamest article I've read today. Just saying.

I laughed

Teen Arrested for Stealing Gas From Police Car and Dragging Officer

My first thought was drag racing. Almost fell out of my chair laughing when the next line explained the officer was dragged.

eqtworld: I'm no grammar Nazi, but the article reads like the author was a half-wit Russian ten year old ; then automatically translated to English by babelfish and pasted to the news website without being proofread first.

not to be a structure nazi, but isnt it implicitly stated that the article has not been proofread when you state that it has been translated by machine therefore making your pointing out of the fact redundant?

Bad: Stealing gas from a parked car.

Worse: Stealing gas from a moving car.

Durrrrrr

HOly crap guys, I know one of these guys!!! Wootz! Delaware made it to Fark! Yay! Now if only it had been a decently intelligent person.