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(WWL) Dumbass Drunk man, believing someone is chasing him, crashes car into fence, runs into stranger's house at 2AM, begins yanking down curtains. Then, things get weird   (wwl.com) divider line 33
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Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:51:16 PM  
Someone rolled a 1 on the Random Encounter Chart.

 
Heroic Poser 2008-07-13 06:56:09 PM  
Sorry. That was me. I was actually chasing him.
Was that wrong?
Should I have not done that?

 
LukeA 2008-07-13 06:58:27 PM  
Heroic Poser: Sorry. That was me. I was actually chasing him.
Was that wrong?
Should I have not done that?


You should have not done that to me.

 
big fuzzy balls 2008-07-13 06:59:08 PM  
FTFA: alcohol may have been a factor in Crowe's actions

Ya THINK?

/duh

 
LABacon 2008-07-13 07:01:29 PM  
Cagey B: Someone rolled a 1 on the Random Encounter Chart.

FTW!

/THACO

 
simpsonfan 2008-07-13 07:01:56 PM  
Too bad she didn't have a gun handy. Chase over.

 
davynelson 2008-07-13 07:02:12 PM  
meth or coke?

your call.

 
drsewell [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 07:02:37 PM  
He is lucky that it wasn't a home belonging to Joe Horn.

 
c.j. 2008-07-13 07:07:51 PM  
GUN THRED!

/My wife has a 9mm beside her.
//nuff said
-probaly the METH more than the boose

 
c.j. 2008-07-13 07:08:37 PM  
c.j.
GUN THRED!
THREAD*

 
drsewell [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 07:10:29 PM  
c.j.

/My wife has a 9mm beside her.
//nuff said
-probaly the METH more than the boose


Enough about your penis - what kind of gun does she have?

 
Chaosdawn 2008-07-13 07:17:15 PM  
i slept with an old ka-bar knife under my pillow back when my husband worked third shift. he'd call my name from the doorway to wake me up rather than come over to the side of the bed. hehe

/never ended up needing it
//have dogs now

 
c.j. 2008-07-13 07:17:28 PM  
drsewell
c.j.

/My wife has a 9mm beside her.
//nuff said
-probaly the METH more than the boose

Enough about your penis - what kind of gun does she have


It's not about my penis as much as it is about hers

/.........

 
StilettosandSkills 2008-07-13 07:19:52 PM  
Meth. Definitely. The meth bugs were out to get him. I've seen people do some crazy shiat on meth. My brother took his car to the shop and asked a mechanic to look in the transmission for his friend Calvin.

 
c.j. 2008-07-13 07:20:28 PM  
drsewell what kind of gun does she have

beretta mini cougar

/Its aight...
//not bad for a gun just given to her

 
SharkTrager 2008-07-13 07:22:41 PM  
You know, this is the first time one of these headlines actually had anything weird happen after the facts stated in said headline.

 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 07:28:26 PM  
Cagey B: Someone rolled a 1 on the Random Encounter Chart.

Am I in the room where he's casting all the spells?.

 
talldarknstinky 2008-07-13 07:35:43 PM  
Sounds like somebody used teh crazeh to avoid a DWI charge.

If I hear my door getting kicked in at any time of the day, someone is getting shot.

 
ck33020 2008-07-13 07:37:06 PM  
CygnusDarius: Cagey B: Someone rolled a 1 on the Random Encounter Chart.

Am I in the room where he's casting all the spells?.


I cast magic missle at the dark!

 
Kumana Wanalaia [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 07:39:36 PM  
c.j.:

img337.imageshack.us

 
davynelson 2008-07-13 07:51:52 PM  
yeah i aint kiddin bout the meth neither

i kept seeing evil faces in the Coke machine logo
on the store monitor downstairs-

even asked one of my customers:

"Do you see the evil faces on the coke machine logo?"


Hahhahahahahha.
Good farkin meth THAT day.

Nice to try, but no thanks.

 
lumiere [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 07:53:58 PM  
Pray say, what is this "boose" you speaketh of?

c.j.: GUN THRED!

/My wife has a 9mm beside her.
//nuff said
-probaly the METH more than the boose

 
FootInMouthDisease 2008-07-13 08:13:09 PM  
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Would Like to talk to his Lawyer.

 
Funk Brothers 2008-07-13 08:28:08 PM  
Has the weird tag taken a staycation this weekend?

 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 08:34:32 PM  
How do we know he was on meth, not booze? Because he tore the curtains DOWN. If he was drunk, he would have locked himself in the bathroom and turned on all the faucets.

 
The Invisible Sky Wizard 2008-07-13 08:36:11 PM  
Dayum. Some people should only get high while locked in an underground bunker.

 
ayawi 2008-07-13 09:24:52 PM  
Eh, this guy is an amateur. Come over to my house on some drunken night and you will see crazy...
/stupid friends

 
berylman 2008-07-13 09:34:49 PM  
This is a hard choice but I will go for Meth for $300!

 
Cosmic Crab 2008-07-13 10:18:19 PM  
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Danger Avoid Death 2008-07-13 10:23:24 PM  
Gyrfalcon: How do we know he was on meth, not booze? Because he tore the curtains DOWN. If he was drunk, he would have locked himself in the bathroom and turned on all the faucets.

If he'd been on meth, he would have pulled the curtains down while trying to vacuum them.

 
oldgrizzlysailor 2008-07-14 08:21:38 AM  
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Can't you people take the law into your own hands? I mean, we can't be policing the entire city!

 
oldgrizzlysailor 2008-07-14 08:22:43 AM  
Ooops, wrong thread...

 
ULTRON 5 2008-07-14 11:35:25 AM  
Chaosdawn: i slept with an old ka-bar knife under my pillow back when my husband worked third shift. he'd call my name from the doorway to wake me up rather than come over to the side of the bed. hehe

/never ended up needing it
//have dogs now


MOM ?

 
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