He is one smooth dude.

Well, isn't that special.

He couldn't possibly be thinking about Chuck Hagel as a VP candidate. Could he?

GoRedSoxGo:He couldn't possibly be thinking about Chuck Hagel as a VP candidate. Could he?

I mean, we all saw the video the other day. Hagel can't even go play hoop.

No "thrown under the bus" meme, I'm so disappointed.

/sarcasm

curmudge:No "thrown under the bus" meme, I'm so disappointed.

Sorry, I like the "treating US politics like junior high politics" meme.

Is it a meme if it's true?

/subby

Etchy333 don't get me wrong I liked your headline, it's the 'thrown under the bus' thing that I'm fed up with.

curmudge:Etchy333 don't get me wrong I liked your headline, it's the 'thrown under the bus' thing that I'm fed up with.

So, you're throwing the meme under the bus?

Etchy333:curmudge:Etchy333 don't get me wrong I liked your headline, it's the 'thrown under the bus' thing that I'm fed up with.

So, you're throwing the meme under the bus?

Exactly.

Just one request: Don't do that while I'm drinking coffee, coffee burns when it goes out your nose.

Biden has way too much baggage and would not bring in a big state. Wouldn't be a good choice politically.

curmudge:No "thrown under the bus" meme, I'm so disappointed.

/sarcasm

He has run out of room under that bus. Extra buses have been ordered.

Snowflake Tubbybottom:curmudge:No "thrown under the bus" meme, I'm so disappointed.

/sarcasm

He has run out of room under that bus. Extra buses have been ordered.

Extra buses? Nagin said we were out.

"What's a 'BFF'?...and what does 'IV Real' mean???"
-McCurmudgeon

bronyaur1:Biden has way too much baggage and would not bring in a big state. Wouldn't be a good choice politically.

He'd be fine right up until he says something really stupid. Remember his remarks about how he loves Indian folks in the northeast and you can't go into a 7/11 without hearing an Indian accent? Or how Obama seemed like such a novelty as a clean-cut, articulate black guy? Yeah, if Obama picked Biden, he'd probably be facing a remark about how the towels on the heads of those Arabs look even better than the towels at the last Hilton hotel Biden was in. Or maybe it would be something about how much he loves Mexicans...doing his yard work. You get the point.

Personally, I like Biden. Sure he says some stupid shiat occasionally but at least he seems like an honest guy to me that knows what he's doing.

ugh. I can't believe he actually took McCain's stupid taunt seriously

get ready for a media-assisted eight years of this crap if america is s tupid enough to elect this raging jackass.

Snowflake Tubbybottom:He has run out of room under that bus. Extra buses have been ordered.

I heard he was purchasing McCain's Straight Talk Express bus for pennies on the dollar while McCain upgraded to his wife's jet.

Ceph:Snowflake Tubbybottom:He has run out of room under that bus. Extra buses have been ordered.

I heard he was purchasing McCain's Straight Talk Express bus for pennies on the dollar while McCain upgraded to his wife's jet.

Well that just makes good business sense. He'll need lots of buses by the time November rolls around.

You guys missed the best part of the article.

Obama - Black fathers need to take care of their kids

Jesse - I wanna cut his nuts off

Obama - Jesse you need to take care of yours too.


Gotta admit Obama does have style sometimes.

Obama = Sly individual who can successfully twist a question into an answer and back again with one (ONE) sentence. An excellent politician who certainly deserves to be president, but what does he stand for aside from "change"?

McCain = A scapegoat dressed out by the GOP to successfully save face after the past four years with Bush in office. But, at the same time, try to make sure that there is balance in the House, Senate and White House itself by maintaining some form of conservative majority SOMEWHERE IN CONGRESS. A 100% Democrat Congress gives the self-employed and small business owners shivers down their spine.(I liked Bush's first term - and, yes, I know I'm "Part of The Problem" for his second term by voting for him, BUT, I Don't Care. It's in the past. Can't change it. Oh, well.)

Which is why my vote goes to this guy:



The Stars Are Right

Biden is useless.

So what? That leaves 96 other Senators not going as well.

As it stands I think Barack Obama and John McCain should go together to Iraq for a debate on the war. Let the Iraqi's ask questions about the war, (not presecreened) and don't have it in the green zone.

Personally, I like Biden. Sure he says some stupid shiat occasionally but at least he seems like an honest guy to me that knows what he's doing.

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"...sometimes Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel."

Win.

/looks forward to Hagel no longer representing my state
//Mike Johanns FTW

Ed Willy:So what? That leaves 96 other Senators not going as well.

As it stands I think Barack Obama and John McCain should go together to Iraq for a debate on the war. Let the Iraqi's ask questions about the war, (not presecreened) and don't have it in the green zone.

Pfff, come on. Like we should ever care what Iraqis think about our battle to bring them democracy.

soy_bomb:Obama's Bus

Let me show you the undercarriage...

As opposed to the Straight Talk Express still having pieces of Phil Gramm on the wheels? Shut the fark up about the bus.

robsul82:soy_bomb:Obama's Bus

Let me show you the undercarriage...

As opposed to the Straight Talk Express still having pieces of Phil Gramm on the wheels? Shut the fark up about the bus.

Honestly. "Phil Gramm, one of my ECONOMIC ADVISORS, does not speak for me"?!? How massively full of fail was that?

alacy52:/looks forward to Hagel no longer representing my state

Somehow I'm not surprised to see Hagel and Obama's name in the same headline.
/ :(
//he started off being such a good senator too

GoRedSoxGo:robsul82:soy_bomb:Obama's Bus

Let me show you the undercarriage...

As opposed to the Straight Talk Express still having pieces of Phil Gramm on the wheels? Shut the fark up about the bus.

Honestly. "Phil Gramm, one of my ECONOMIC ADVISORS, does not speak for me"?!? How massively full of fail was that?

Not even "one of." His main economic guru. The guy who wrote the Goddamned plan, even though the media won't ask the question.

His head looks 'shopped. I know from seeing a lot...pixels...meh.

as one of the few delaware residents on fark let me say that senator Biden would/will bring instant foreign relations experience right away in a possible Obama cabinet and maybe calm down enough of some of them "hard working white people" to vote for him as a VP Canidate. on the other hand Biden has yet to publicy endorse Obama if im correct.

moothemagiccow: ugh. I can't believe he actually took McCain's stupid taunt seriously

He doesn't have a choice. Otherwise in the Fall McCain will be all "Obama has opinions about a place he can't even be bothered to go to."

Foreign policy is McCain's strong suit (*cough* only suit *cough*). Ceding McCain a talking point is foolish.

jvl: Otherwise in the Fall McCain will be all "Obama has opinions about a place he can't even be bothered to go to."

you say that as if it would be untrue.

/taken a look at your party's "iraq success checklist" lately?

captain_napalm: you say that as if it would be untrue.

/taken a look at your party's "iraq success checklist" lately?

You say that as if I'm planning on voting for Obama. You win one free Epic Fail.

CaptMacMillian: Personally, I like Biden. Sure he says some stupid shiat occasionally but at least he seems like an honest guy to me that knows what he's doing.


Not to me. I still remember Biden prancing around with his fellow frothing drug warriors. Pandering to the ignorant with all his might. For the children.

Well, as long as he Top Friends Biden on Facebook there should be no hard feelings.

jvl: captain_napalm: you say that as if it would be untrue.

/taken a look at your party's "iraq success checklist" lately?

You say that as if I'm planning on voting for Obama. You win one free Epic Fail.

Hindenburg
Viet Nam War
making false assumptions about jvl's political leanings

One of the above is not an epic fail.

Fark the Hagel haters. Hagel is a badass. Time for some Hagel quotes:

"To question your government is not unpatriotic - to not question your government is unpatriotic."

"I took an oath of office to the Constitution, I didn't take an oath of office to my party or my president." (in reference to the PATRIOT ACT)

"National security is more important than the Republican Party or the Democratic Party. And to use it to try and get someone elected will ultimately end up in defeat and disaster for that political party.

He may be a hardline Republican on a lot of social issues but at least he's a respectable patriot instead of a partisan asskisser. I'd rather have a senate full of Hagels than a senate full of the average Democrat or Republican.