He wants to be the crazy vengeful dude who keeps his unrequited love's daughter sequestered in a scary house on a mountain?

Oookay.

The only cat I found more unfunny than Garfield.

I kinda thought Heathcliffe was a little demented and had a lot of issues. I wouldn't want to be compared to either literary character.

Maybe he's more like Heathcliff Huxtable?

Boiseian:The only cat I found more unfunny than Garfield.

Really I alway thought he and his junkyard gang was great.

Plus he had a great theme song, albiet pretty insane. I want to meet the guy who wrote this.

Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should
Terrify their neighborhood
But Heathcliff just won't be outdone
Playing pranks on everyone

There's a race to be on top
The competition doesn't stop
Mixing with the ladies fair
Being charming, debonair

The gang will reign supreme
And no one can deny
They'll make some history
And always have an alibi

So join in the jubilee
The cats are great, they'll all agree
You'll find in each calamity
The cat's superiority

Heathcliff, Heathcliff, no one should
Terrify the neighborhood
But Heathcliff just won't be outdone
You should realize, he can win it WITH YOU!

gtv42:He wants to be the crazy vengeful dude who keeps his unrequited love's daughter sequestered in a scary house on a mountain?

Oookay.

But Kate Bush never got a kickass song out of Macbeth.

Sir Cumference the Flatulent:Macbeth

"The Kick Inside"(referring to Macduff) or "King of the Mountain"?

E.S.Q.:"The Kick Inside"(referring to Macduff) or "King of the Mountain"?

*facepalms self*

I stand corrected, although I still think WH was a better song than KOTM.

ARRRGHH! Hot potato, orchestra stalls, Puck will make amends.