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(WLBZ2.com) Amusing The east coast cows are hip, I really dig those bells they wear, and the southern cows with the way they moo, knock me out when I'm down there, but I wish they all could be California cows   (wlbz2.com) divider line 55
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Montag19 2008-07-13 05:12:08 AM  
I bet if you paid Dave enough money he would perform those lyrics.

http://www.videosift.com/video/David-Lee-Roth-Jump-with-bluegrass-bandLink

 
LaChanz [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 05:12:49 AM  
Montag19:I bet if you paid Dave enough money he would perform those lyrics.

http://www.videosift.com/video/David-Lee-Roth-Jump-with-bluegrass-bandLink


I dig those cows!!!

 
Montag19 2008-07-13 05:13:23 AM  
Link (new window)

 
LaChanz [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 05:45:33 AM  
img1.picturewizard.com

I'd hit it.

/ain't saying which one.

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 06:17:50 AM  
Jesus Christ, people, stop playing with your food.

 
log_jammin [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 06:36:46 AM  
LaChanz:/ain't saying which one.

with mammaries that big does it really matter which one?

 
JonnyBGoode 2008-07-13 06:40:54 AM  
LaChanz:I'd hit it.

/ain't saying which one.


Damn, what a fat cow.

/ain't saying which one.


Montag19:Link (new window)

Link is farked. New link. (new window)

 
JerkyMeat 2008-07-13 06:42:32 AM  
After RTFA, kinda sounds like my girlfriend.
/sigh

 
feedle 2008-07-13 06:45:28 AM  
Well, I'm mooved.

 
javastrait 2008-07-13 06:46:36 AM  
A Herford, a heifer, and a pair

 
Nimnom 2008-07-13 06:52:26 AM  
Where do they jump to the conclusion that the cow thinks it human? I think it's more the humans with inflated egos that to personify it.

 
ozzie_stu 2008-07-13 07:01:55 AM  
I came for the the PETA-bashing comments ... but I stayed for the veal

 
shaunirving 2008-07-13 07:04:31 AM  
Here's some video of Milkshake in action (new window).

 
myalias1845 2008-07-13 07:06:35 AM  
Hey, my ex-mother in law...

...wait that would been I was married to a half cow...ok, i'll go with that...

 
RandomTux 2008-07-13 07:11:19 AM  
Nods understadingly
img369.imageshack.us

 
deadapostle [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 07:13:00 AM  
http://www.gp.lib.mi.us/information/about/Tools/sledgehammer.jpg

If you really want to cure the cow as fast as possible, this will resolve any confusions going on in its brain.

 
the biggest redneck here [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 07:18:52 AM  
Me likey, subby.

 
DarkCloun 2008-07-13 07:20:27 AM  
Happy cows come from California.

 
SimonSaid 2008-07-13 07:50:14 AM  
Send it over to McDonalds. They have taught billions and billions their role in our society hamburgers.

/You want fries with that?

 
Cosmic Crab 2008-07-13 07:53:03 AM  
www.needsmoarcowbell.com

 
LordJiro 2008-07-13 08:00:23 AM  
log_jammin:LaChanz:/ain't saying which one.

with mammariesudders that big does it really matter which one?

 
Control_this [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 08:00:49 AM  
img1.picturewizard.com

I'd round her up and brand it with my poker.

 
varmitydog 2008-07-13 08:05:18 AM  
That cow will not learn how to be a cow by interacting with a dog.
Put it out into a cow field with a bull, that will clear up that "identity crisis" in less than a day.

 
mark12A 2008-07-13 08:11:52 AM  
Came by to congratulate subby on USDA Prime piece of headlining...

 
Kimball_Kinnison 2008-07-13 08:47:33 AM  
www.comics.com

 
Warchild [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 08:58:12 AM  
Cool story.

 
HoneyDog 2008-07-13 08:58:45 AM  
failblog.files.wordpress.com

 
evolved 2008-07-13 08:59:20 AM  
I came for the animated cowbell gif. I am pleased. That is all.

 
BillyBob_The_Magnificent 2008-07-13 09:09:21 AM  
"She doesn't know she's a cow. She doesn't know where she fits," caretaker Beth DeCaprio explained.


Beth, she "fits" on my plate.

 
OregonVet [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 09:38:36 AM  
Huh. I was expecting Ohio State cheerleaders.

 
Tentacle 2008-07-13 09:39:58 AM  
I'd hit it with a pneumatic stunner!

 
LawPD 2008-07-13 09:41:13 AM  
img1.picturewizard.com

Nice udders!

 
StoneColdAtheist 2008-07-13 09:48:41 AM  
LawPD: Nice udders!

Beth does have that "free-swingin'-I-got-what-you-need" look about her, doesn't she?

 
xLizzieBordenx 2008-07-13 09:55:52 AM  
Awww! What a cute top round! Can I pet it?

 
schattenteufel [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 10:05:07 AM  
Been there. Done that.
www.mvps.org

 
Isildur 2008-07-13 10:33:31 AM  
Wait, aren't we supposed to accept it's her choice of identity? (including what pronouns we use)

/I'll be under my bridge.

 
fuzzybuttz 2008-07-13 10:55:29 AM  
I call shenanigans. I've raised calves from 3 days old that knew they were cattle. Drank from a bottle; then grazed (no teaching needed) ; knew their names were Ribeye, Hamburger, T-Bone and um pork chop - lol; then into my freezer! mmmm home raised steak

 
thomtomw 2008-07-13 10:56:20 AM  
i2.iofferphoto.com

 
dogdave 2008-07-13 11:07:39 AM  
"Since arriving at the Grace Foundation Milkshake has spent most of her time inside and around people."

My god, how did she fit??

 
amishkarl 2008-07-13 11:30:07 AM  
the mindnumbing stupidity in this article is astounding. Do these people have any idea how to actually raise cattle? here's a hint for them: Start treating her like a heifer not a pet dog

 
Namahs 2008-07-13 11:43:34 AM  
I love how they show those "happy cow" commercials in Wisconsin. I have never seen someone get so angry over a commercial before

/They claim 5,000 cows in Wisconsin freeze to death every years
//Four times that many die of heat exhaustion in Cali

 
MBA Whore 2008-07-13 12:10:56 PM  
What about the hot California blond biatch in the picture next to the cow? Would anyone milk her? Brand her? Artificially inseminate her?

Come on FARK, your are letting me down. . .I expected more silly and crude comments this far into the thread.

/ would ride it

 
altinos 2008-07-13 12:41:27 PM  
img377.imageshack.us

 
wm734 2008-07-13 12:54:36 PM  
Are they hell's bells?

/sorry downloading songs for my stuck in 80's freind

 
esrasmus 2008-07-13 01:02:42 PM  
Thank you Namahs... Here in Wisconsin our cows actually live in fields, not giant dirt feed lots.

I hate those commercials.

 
kirby528 2008-07-13 02:06:09 PM  
Wisconsin cows are happier and better.

/suck it california

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 02:20:52 PM  
meat is nurder

 
HoneyDog 2008-07-13 02:47:26 PM  
nurder? LOL!

I guess chemical angel eats Anus Burgers then!

 
chemical_angel [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 03:39:06 PM  
no ... Chemical Angel eats things that aren't tortured and murdered ...
WTF is nurder anyway? Is that the act of killing a WOW fanatic?

 
LaChanz [TotalFark] 2008-07-13 04:27:10 PM  
MBA Whore:What about the hot California blond biatch in the picture next to the cow? Would anyone milk her? Brand her? Artificially inseminate her?

Come on FARK, your are letting me down. . .I expected more silly and crude comments this far into the thread.

/ would ride it


Did you even look at any other post???

LaChanz:I'd hit it.

/ain't saying which one.


log_jammin:LaChanz:/ain't saying which one.

with mammaries that big does it really matter which one?


Control_this:I'd round her up and brand it with my poker.

LawPD:Nice udders!

 
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