I bet if you paid Dave enough money he would perform those lyrics.

http://www.videosift.com/video/David-Lee-Roth-Jump-with-bluegrass-bandLink

Montag19:I bet if you paid Dave enough money he would perform those lyrics.

http://www.videosift.com/video/David-Lee-Roth-Jump-with-bluegrass-bandLink

I dig those cows!!!

Link (new window)

I'd hit it.

/ain't saying which one.

Jesus Christ, people, stop playing with your food.

LaChanz:/ain't saying which one.

with mammaries that big does it really matter which one?

LaChanz:I'd hit it.

/ain't saying which one.

Damn, what a fat cow.

/ain't saying which one.


Montag19:Link (new window)

Link is farked. New link. (new window)

After RTFA, kinda sounds like my girlfriend.
/sigh

Well, I'm mooved.

A Herford, a heifer, and a pair

Where do they jump to the conclusion that the cow thinks it human? I think it's more the humans with inflated egos that to personify it.

I came for the the PETA-bashing comments ... but I stayed for the veal

Here's some video of Milkshake in action (new window).

Hey, my ex-mother in law...

...wait that would been I was married to a half cow...ok, i'll go with that...

Nods understadingly

http://www.gp.lib.mi.us/information/about/Tools/sledgehammer.jpg

If you really want to cure the cow as fast as possible, this will resolve any confusions going on in its brain.

Me likey, subby.

Happy cows come from California.

Send it over to McDonalds. They have taught billions and billions their role in our society hamburgers.

/You want fries with that?

I'd round her up and brand it with my poker.

That cow will not learn how to be a cow by interacting with a dog.
Put it out into a cow field with a bull, that will clear up that "identity crisis" in less than a day.

Came by to congratulate subby on USDA Prime piece of headlining...

Cool story.

I came for the animated cowbell gif. I am pleased. That is all.

"She doesn't know she's a cow. She doesn't know where she fits," caretaker Beth DeCaprio explained.


Beth, she "fits" on my plate.

Huh. I was expecting Ohio State cheerleaders.

I'd hit it with a pneumatic stunner!

Nice udders!

LawPD: Nice udders!

Beth does have that "free-swingin'-I-got-what-you-need" look about her, doesn't she?

Awww! What a cute top round! Can I pet it?

Wait, aren't we supposed to accept it's her choice of identity? (including what pronouns we use)

/I'll be under my bridge.

I call shenanigans. I've raised calves from 3 days old that knew they were cattle. Drank from a bottle; then grazed (no teaching needed) ; knew their names were Ribeye, Hamburger, T-Bone and um pork chop - lol; then into my freezer! mmmm home raised steak

the mindnumbing stupidity in this article is astounding. Do these people have any idea how to actually raise cattle? here's a hint for them: Start treating her like a heifer not a pet dog

I love how they show those "happy cow" commercials in Wisconsin. I have never seen someone get so angry over a commercial before

/They claim 5,000 cows in Wisconsin freeze to death every years
//Four times that many die of heat exhaustion in Cali

What about the hot California blond biatch in the picture next to the cow? Would anyone milk her? Brand her? Artificially inseminate her?

Come on FARK, your are letting me down. . .I expected more silly and crude comments this far into the thread.

/ would ride it

Are they hell's bells?

/sorry downloading songs for my stuck in 80's freind

Thank you Namahs... Here in Wisconsin our cows actually live in fields, not giant dirt feed lots.

I hate those commercials.

Wisconsin cows are happier and better.

/suck it california

meat is nurder

nurder? LOL!

I guess chemical angel eats Anus Burgers then!

no ... Chemical Angel eats things that aren't tortured and murdered ...
WTF is nurder anyway? Is that the act of killing a WOW fanatic?

MBA Whore:What about the hot California blond biatch in the picture next to the cow? Would anyone milk her? Brand her? Artificially inseminate her?

Come on FARK, your are letting me down. . .I expected more silly and crude comments this far into the thread.

/ would ride it

Did you even look at any other post???

LaChanz:I'd hit it.

/ain't saying which one.

log_jammin:LaChanz:/ain't saying which one.

with mammaries that big does it really matter which one?

Control_this:I'd round her up and brand it with my poker.

LawPD:Nice udders!