fear of rattle snakes is good

fear of rattle snakes works

fear of rattle snakes clarifies

Doctor helps snake bite victim?

Darwin's Pet Store must have had a sale this month.

He farked it, didn't he?

Honest...you gotta suck it....you know to get the poison out.

Guess who else had a rattlesnake as a pet.

TheOther:He farked it, didn't he?

Being he was 69 years old, one could assume he may have lost his wife...and well...needed the companionship...

I want prize.

69 years old? I'm amazed someone with no detectable common sense could live that long!

Tells no tales.

That rattle is like a baby's toy, stick your hand in there, it's cuddly

Snake to Packers for Favre to Jets?

Man gets a new pair of snakeskin boots?

He fixes the cable?

If it wags its tail, it likes you.

Pegasus_CAG:He fixes the cable?

You win.

New York City?

That snake wasn't named Plissken, was it?

You'd be wise to follow the flag's advice.

jmeyer

One minute ... damn you ... ha.

Did he slither?

/sorry
//not nothin

Stew?

The real winner is the snake. Captured after the attack...they release it back to the wild. He'll get all the female rattlesnake ass he wants when he tells that story...

They live happily ever after with a goat named Samantha?

jmeyer:GoSurfing:I want prize.

You earned that, GoSurfing

> was bitten while handling it around 1 p.m


/approves
//disapproves of having to go to the hospital
///shamelessly hotlinked.

Eponymous:Honest...you gotta suck it....you know to get the poison out.

"Doctor say you gonna die Keemosabe."

Surprised no one has posted this yet:

pinguwin:> was bitten while handling it around 1 p.m


/approves
//disapproves of having to go to the hospital
///shamelessly hotlinked.

Did you just see him on history channel? They were just talking about some shiat like this at length.

/damn hillbillies

why on earth didn't darwin win?

kaminariko:Doctor helps snake bite victim?

Gold....Absolute gold.

I AM THE GOAT:Surprised no one has posted this yet:

FAIL!

Solid Snake perchance? But why would he bite some old dude?

/is surprised no one's posted this yet

"I saved you," cried that woman,
"And you've bit me even, why?
You know your bite is poisonous and now I'm going to die"
"Oh shut up, silly woman," said the reptile with a grin
"You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in."

Wait, I know! He bit the snake right? Right? Ha ha!

Um, I kind of doubt that, though.

Pichu0102 2008-07-12 11:41:31 PM

/is surprised no one's posted this yet

You were being ironic, right?

\an old photoshop entry I made a long time ago
\\no as a matter of fact I didn't get many votes

Once admitted a 20-something guy for rattlesnake bite on his hand. Story went like this:

1) He was out working on his tractor, snake came out of nowhere, bit him.

then...

2) Admitted to drinking a little first.

then...

3) Admitted to drinking a 6-pack, seeing the snake and deciding to "play with it".

I am appalled that any of you get any joy out of this man's misfortune. Appalled and shocked. You people are all horrible. I demand the moderators come in here and delete any post that is anything less than fully sympathetic to the poor man and his family. And also that they put up a warning to everyone to keep their comments nothing but reverent! This is appalling.

Lusiphur either you're trolling... or you're joking. If you're serious, WELCOME TO FARK!

/My choice

Lusiphur:I am appalled that any of you get any joy out of this man'ssnake's misfortune. Appalled and shocked. You people are all horrible. I demand the moderators come in here and delete any post that is anything less than fully sympathetic to the poor mansnake and his family. And also that they put up a warning to everyone to keep their comments nothing but reverent! This is appalling.

FTFY
/believe in the rights of snakes everywhere
//must go, Kali Ma needs blood

irishdncr83:Lusiphur either you're trolling... or you're joking. If you're serious, WELCOME TO FARK!

or, he's someone who is new to the internet, and thinks he can regulate everything like his home owners association does to him

Xxplosiv:or, he's someone who is new to the internet, and thinks he can regulate everything like his home owners association does to him

Or the n00bs missed the epic thread this morning and thus do not fully understand my pointed satire. Go take a look in the Jon Snow thread from earlier to see censorship at it's most pointless.

Xxplosiv:irishdncr83:Lusiphur either you're trolling... or you're joking. If you're serious, WELCOME TO FARK!

or, he's someone who is new to the internet, and thinks he can regulate everything like his home owners association does to him

I'm sure it's a reference to the Tony Snow link.

In the stupid state I live in, one in five restaurants has a rattlesnake in an aquarium....