with a "Boy, did I fark-up" expression, too.

This happened right outside the retail store I work at. It was about closing time, so we were milling about behind the store and we heard gunshots.

Huzzah for the encroaching ghetto!

So the Cop just opened fire?

That's so sad.

Hey! Don't endanger life by driving drunk! HEY! I said STOP!!!! You know what. fark it. We'll do her live. POW POW POW.

I have never been arrested and stuck in the front seat of a cruiser.

WTF kind of pigs are we dealing with here?
It aint rocket science.

My eyes must be going bad, because her face didn't look blonde to me...

A witness then offered the officer a ride in his vehicle to chase the fleeing woman.

Awesome reason to be late for anything. Cops should carry collapsible lights and sirens for bikes or parade floats or whatever they commandeer.

Can someone explain this to me? What would make someone think they could get away with stealing a police car and driving it off? Drunk or not, obviously you aren't going to get away with that. Especially if you were just arrested and there are witnesses.

I hate to say it, since I'll soon be this category, but I'm beginning to think women in their 40's shouldn't drink. Too many Fark headlines testify to the ugly results...

/I'll just make sure to wear a lot of makeup when I drink
//at least the mug shot will look good

Someone may have already asked this...but why was she in the FRONT seat?

I thought they put people in the BACK seat for that very reason...well, among others.

I'm in Tulsa, about 3 miles away from where this happened, and I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

That's a bad "Curl up and Die" job

Snakeophelia:I'll just make sure to wear a lot of makeup when I drink

Hey, my makeup always smudges off when I drink. It stays on all day otherwise but when I get home its always smudgy and half off. Why is that?

Today's "officer was planning on getting sucked off by a drunk biatch in the front seat of his cruiser" story

EsteeFlwrPot:Can someone explain this to me? What would make someone think they could get away with stealing a police car and driving it off? Drunk or not, obviously you aren't going to get away with that. Especially if you were just arrested and there are witnesses.

Ah...stop right there. You had it at "drunk". You cannot apply logic and common sense to someone when they're drunk.

Yeah it is hard to get a good beej through that plexi glass and wire mesh.

rhysfunk:This happened right outside the retail store I work at. It was about closing time, so we were milling about behind the store and we heard gunshots.

Huzzah for the encroaching ghetto!

Heh I live a few miles from your store. Good to see another bixby/tulsa person.

Sat her in the front seat. Left the handcuffs too loose. Keys in the ignition?? Was this the cops first day on the job? I call BS on this.

Tulsa has YET to put cages in all it's cruisers they ain't to smart.

Brenda Lee is gonna be telling the judge "I'm sorry. So sorry"

rjcc:Today's "officer was planning on getting sucked off by a drunk biatch in the front seat of his cruiser" story

Actually that would be a perfect defense. "I was so scared... I thought he was going to force me to perform sexual favors to get out of being thrown in jail. Why else would he have put me in the front seat? All I could think was 'This can't be happening... I have to get out of here!'"

Unfortunately I think the more likely explanation is she was drunk off her a$$ and not thinking rationally.

Unless she tried to run him over, I dont see how he was justified in opening fire. But...I wasn't there.

how could someone that fat slip out of handcuffs?

Goofball_Jones:EsteeFlwrPot:Can someone explain this to me? What would make someone think they could get away with stealing a police car and driving it off? Drunk or not, obviously you aren't going to get away with that. Especially if you were just arrested and there are witnesses.

Ah...stop right there. You had it at "drunk". You cannot apply logic and common sense to someone when they're drunk.

Nailed it. I think that the problem here is radically different ideas concerning the meaning of: "drunk". For some, slight dizziness, coupled with reduced inhibitions. For others, (me, for example): "WTF HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. WHO THE FARK ARE YOU. WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE. OH, ITS MINE? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT"... and so forth, unto the next AA meeting.

taytaytay:Someone may have already asked this...but why was she in the FRONT seat?

I thought they put people in the BACK seat for that very reason...well, among others.

We (my department) had cage cars, and we ALWAYS put them in the back seat, with thier hands cuffed behind them. Also, if they were wearing a belt, i would put the cuffs through the belt, so's they couldn't move thier hands to the front. Maybe they don't have cage cars there.

So, there IS something beer can't do...

Oh No!, oops, *gasp*, and...

Bit'O'Gristle:We (my department) had cage cars, and we ALWAYS put them in the back seat, with thier hands cuffed behind them. Also, if they were wearing a belt, i would put the cuffs through the belt, so's they couldn't move thier hands to the front. Maybe they don't have cage cars there.

This - with the spelling in its original form (hint - it's their). The cop must be of the rental variety. You never put someone in the front seat. You never fire at a fleeing vehicle, unless you're in the movies, especially in a mall parking lot, and you never let a civvie chase a vehicle while, I assume, you hang out the side firing your weapon at it. I hope the cop gets demoted to mall duty.

Rodeodoc:Bit'O'Gristle:We (my department) had cage cars, and we ALWAYS put them in the back seat, with thier hands cuffed behind them. Also, if they were wearing a belt, i would put the cuffs through the belt, so's they couldn't move thier hands to the front. Maybe they don't have cage cars there.

This - with the spelling in its original form (hint - it's their). The cop must be of the rental variety. You never put someone in the front seat. You never fire at a fleeing vehicle, unless you're in the movies, especially in a mall parking lot, and you never let a civvie chase a vehicle while, I assume, you hang out the side firing your weapon at it. I hope the cop gets demoted to mall duty.

Maybe she wasn't the only one that was drunk? Just a thought.

Reminds me, I have to catch up on this year's viewing of Reno 911.

Goofball_Jones:Ah...stop right there. You had it at "drunk". You cannot apply logic and common sense to someone when they're drunk.

That's not true. You still have a sense of what's going on when you're drunk. I've been shiatfaced and i've never thought anyone could get away with stealing a police car. Maybe if you drive fast enough and then throw yourself out of it into the woods and start running into them you can get away for a little while but you'll still get caught.

aagrajag:Nailed it. I think that the problem here is radically different ideas concerning the meaning of: "drunk". For some, slight dizziness, coupled with reduced inhibitions. For others, (me, for example): "WTF HAPPENED LAST NIGHT. WHO THE FARK ARE YOU. WHY IS THERE BLOOD EVERYWHERE. OH, ITS MINE? WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CAT"... and so forth, unto the next AA meeting.

Those times are fun. I love waking up the next day and having someone else tell me what I did or said. It happens very rarely but it's hillarious.

I was in Tulsa a few months ago, and the place drove me insane. The wind never stops. Never!

I went to high school with a girl who was notorious for that. She did it two or three times, from the back seat while cuffed. She couldn't have weighed more than 95 lbs. She never got into any real trouble for it, because she would just drive around the corner and then run.

Of course today, she'd be labeled a habitual escape artist terrorist and be sent up for five years or more.

Rodeodoc:Bit'O'Gristle:We (my department) had cage cars, and we ALWAYS put them in the back seat, with thier hands cuffed behind them. Also, if they were wearing a belt, i would put the cuffs through the belt, so's they couldn't move thier hands to the front. Maybe they don't have cage cars there.

This - with the spelling in its original form (hint - it's their). The cop must be of the rental variety. You never put someone in the front seat. You never fire at a fleeing vehicle, unless you're in the movies, especially in a mall parking lot, and you never let a civvie chase a vehicle while, I assume, you hang out the side firing your weapon at it. I hope the cop gets demoted to mall duty.

Their...thier ...christ...dont be such a damn grammer nazi.

The cop opened fire at his own cruiser? That's priceless...

EsteeFlwrPot:That's not true. You still have a sense of what's going on when you're drunk. I've been shiatfaced and i've never thought anyone could get away with stealing a police car. Maybe if you drive fast enough and then throw yourself out of it into the woods and start running into them you can get away for a little while but you'll still get caught.

Been there myself and although I might have said some shiat I regretted I never felt the need to do totally stupid things. There are those that when drunk feel they are invincible. They are the ones you read about who think they can jump off a fourth floor balcony into a pool or feel car surfing is clever. The "lookit what I can do" mentality is amplified when alcohol in introduced into the picture. I am sure Ms. Lee thought she would truly get away. I hope that when she sobered up she realized how unlikely she was to escape...otherwise she is just too stupid.

Mom?

Snakeophelia:I'll just make sure to wear a lot of makeup when I drink

No,no,no, I don't, my mom always told me
"When ending up unconscious in a room full of strangers, make sure you look as unattractive as possible."

cksewell:There are those that when drunk feel they are invincible. They are the ones you read about who think they can jump off a fourth floor balcony into a pool or feel car surfing is clever. The "lookit what I can do" mentality is amplified when alcohol in introduced into the picture.

Those are the ones Darwin gets, eventually.

La Fee Verte:No,no,no, I don't, my mom always told me
"When ending up unconscious in a room full of strangers, make sure you look as unattractive as possible."

hahaha this.

you never have to fear rape if you look like condoleeza rice.

/it helps if you're a fatty too
//beer goggles will do nothing

EsteeFlwrPot:

Hey, my makeup always smudges off when I drink. It stays on all day otherwise but when I get home its always smudgy and half off. Why is that?


Do you wear a foundation primer before applying your makeup? I always use a primer on my face and eyes before applying makeup. No matter how drunk I get my face and eyemakeup will not smear.


/oh and im 2 hours away from tulsa

EsteeFlwrPot:La Fee Verte:No,no,no, I don't, my mom always told me
"When ending up unconscious in a room full of strangers, make sure you look as unattractive as possible."

hahaha this.

you never have to fear rape if you look like condoleeza rice.

/it helps if you're a fatty too
//beer goggles will do nothing

My mom always told me to be sure to puke all over myself before passing out drunk. It will keep the rapists from bothering you. It works every time.
always

utter_bastard:I was in Tulsa a few months ago, and the place drove me insane. The wind never stops. Never!

Almost, but not quite: the wind only stops when I'm having to drive my car w/o air conditioning and it's 95+ outside.

/like today. Although right now we've got a nice thunderstorm going, still without wind.

Zaferes tried to get back inside the police car as Lee was driving off but couldn't do so. He then fired two shots at the car, hitting the side of the vehicle, Watson said.

Awesome.

cowsspinach:Do you wear a foundation primer before applying your makeup? I always use a primer on my face and eyes before applying makeup. No matter how drunk I get my face and eyemakeup will not smear.

I have one but I dont really use it because I was convinced it made my face oily, but now my face gets oily because of the summer and all and now I have to use a special oil control powder. At least it dont look like crap anymore but it still smudges when I drink. It's annoying. I'll try the primer.

/Blue Moon FTW
//does anyone know that handcuff trick where you can slip out of them without the key?

EsteeFlwrPot:/Blue Moon FTW

Hell yea!

I wanna party with this broad...

She looks like the "he bite me in my vagina" broad.

Oh, score, that's my hometown! Everybody who's anybody up under this flash flood watch raise your hand!

Stupid Tulsa World. Obviously left out the part where the dumb biatch tried to run over the cop, explaining the "assault with a deadly weapon on a police officer" complain against her (might have been attempted, now that I think of it).

I'm from Tulsa. This doesn't surprise me for some reason. This is the city that still has SEVERAL streetlights out along major highways (I-44 for one) to save money. Spending too much building grand new convention centers and such to worry about more important shiat I suppose.