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(YouTube) Video Broadcasting 101: Keep the masturbating kangaroo in the background out of camera range when shooting a news report   (youtube.com) divider line 122
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DblDad [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 01:16:46 PM  
+1 for using the phrase "masturbating kangaroo."

 
cyberworm [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 01:29:04 PM  
That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long while.

 
Secret Agent X23 2008-07-12 01:32:17 PM  
So, is kangaroo porn considered not safe for work?

 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 01:40:29 PM  
What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

 
OlafTheBent [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 01:40:58 PM  
Wave it around like you just don't care.

 
Chariset [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 02:09:13 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

Oh, baby! Your pouch is so tight!

 
2xhelix [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 02:23:59 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

Wallabees, wallacees and wallatripledees.

 
bronyaur1 [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 03:18:21 PM  
2xhelix:Marcus Aurelius:What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

Wallabees, wallacees and wallatripledees.

Win.

 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 04:25:23 PM  
+++++10...would watch it again.

 
dna_level_c [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 05:39:58 PM  
Not when I went to broadcasting school...

 
Somacandra [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 06:25:46 PM  
Unfortunately, you may never know when the scourge of masturbating animals will strike.

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 06:27:06 PM  
www.friendsofcannabis.com

/ intrigued and wishes to subscribe to the kangaroo's newsletter

 
CravenMorehead 2008-07-12 06:50:00 PM  
If you can't get a good masturbating kangaroo story from Fark, where can you?

 
The Onanist [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 07:37:42 PM  
I'm "The Onanist" and I approve of this message.

 
mcwebe0 [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 08:28:07 PM  
At least it wasn't a masturbating bear. They rub their junk raw.

 
itazurakko [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 08:30:17 PM  
The Onanist:I'm "The Onanist" and I approve of this message.

Ha!

 
shanrick [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 08:31:29 PM  
Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport

 
ghost_who_walks [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 08:53:05 PM  
I'll throw in these oldies for some lolroo's captioning maybe?
sydneybeaches.net

www.drunkbastard.net

 
Peaceboy [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 08:53:40 PM  
That was very marsupenile.

What are kangaroo euphemisms for fapping?

 
ghost_who_walks [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 09:00:37 PM  
Peaceboy:That was very marsupenile.

What are kangaroo euphemisms for fapping?

Boing boing boing?

 
Buster Hermano [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-12 09:07:49 PM  
I'm only posting here to say that I can't even express how awesome this is.

 
EnderX 2008-07-12 09:07:58 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

THANKS MARCUS!!

Now my weekend is shot, how can i think of anything else after you planted that in my head.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 09:08:04 PM  
Crikey! he's getting his wangaroo on

 
Fluid 2008-07-12 09:08:37 PM  
ghost_who_walks:I'll throw in these oldies for some lolroo's captioning maybe?

I must say, the first one is wonderful for the nonchalant look he has on his face while accepting food and doing his business at the same time.

 
BillaBong 2008-07-12 09:08:55 PM  
What if your news report is about masturbating kangaroos?

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 09:12:38 PM  
BillaBong:What if your news report is about masturbating kangaroos?

Then it wouldn't be news...it would be FARK

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 09:12:53 PM  
I always wondered what the Aussie equivalent to the Masturbating Bear would have been.

 
davynelson 2008-07-12 09:14:01 PM  
Is that a rocket in your pocket?

 
T-Luv 2008-07-12 09:14:11 PM  
So it was rubbing the shroom?

/shrimp on the barbie and so on

 
NumbBunny 2008-07-12 09:15:32 PM  
I used to be scared of marsupials.

 
Black Lagoon 2008-07-12 09:18:31 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

Same thing I do.

 
swahnhennessy 2008-07-12 09:21:42 PM  
That was the funniest thing I've seen all year.

 
FrancesWhiteFlag 2008-07-12 09:23:16 PM  
Since this is relevant to my interests, I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

 
Fun and Prizes 2008-07-12 09:24:05 PM  
Peaceboy:That was very marsupenile.

What are kangaroo euphemisms for fapping?

Jumpin' the joey.

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-07-12 09:24:07 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

i300.photobucket.com
Why does it have a beer? To corner the lucrative alcoholic furry demo?

 
EsteeFlwrPot 2008-07-12 09:28:26 PM  
I hoped I would be in before the furries took over the thread but I was wrong. Thanks H_is_for_Heretic

/kangaroos are pretty

 
aendeuryu 2008-07-12 09:31:14 PM  
Peaceboy:What are kangaroo euphemisms for fapping?

Going down under.

 
NakedApe 2008-07-12 09:31:44 PM  
Peaceboy:That was very marsupenile.

What are kangaroo euphemisms for fapping?

Killing koalas?

 
Attractive Successful African American 2008-07-12 09:32:40 PM  
I didn't even have to click the "play" button to start laughing.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 09:33:18 PM  
Marcus Aurelius:What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

platypussies of course

 
12349876 2008-07-12 09:33:18 PM  
Everybody knows that a kangaroo's favorite activity is crossdressing.

i285.photobucket.com

 
Vacation Bible School 2008-07-12 09:34:13 PM  
NumbBunny:I used to be scared of marsupials.

Was it 'cause they're fast?

 
Attractive Successful African American 2008-07-12 09:35:34 PM  
What are kangaroo euphemisms for fapping?

Pocket pool.

 
qupada 2008-07-12 09:37:53 PM  
2xhelix:Marcus Aurelius:What do you suppose a masturbating kangaroo fantasizes about?

Wallabees, wallacees and wallatripledees.

So is a wallaby like Kangaroo midget porn?

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 09:38:31 PM  
I think the kangaroo knew he was on camera.

/Kangabitionist

 
puffy999 [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 09:39:42 PM  
Peaceboy:That was very marsupenile.

What are kangaroo euphemisms for fapping?

Tying me kangaroo down, sport.

 
drsewell [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 09:40:05 PM  
Did I miss the thread about Dr. Debakey?

 
Yeah_Right 2008-07-12 09:40:20 PM  
PeaceboyThat was very marsupenile.

What are kangaroo euphemisms for fapping?

Boxing one in the bush...?

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-07-12 09:43:49 PM  
drsewell:Did I miss the thread about Dr. Debakey?

He bi-passed away at 99.

 
JohnnyDanger 2008-07-12 09:44:37 PM  
This clip is so old, I think it was shot with a Super 8 camera.

I mean, old.

 
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