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How did this moran get to 13 D.U.I.s? Maybe 6 or 7 by the time it catches up with them, but wow....

I think the "Dumbass" tag belongs to the cops and courts for not doing more sooner. 13? WTF?

She's only 37? Holy crap.

Technically it's her 13^th OWI...

What's the big deal? It's not like she got 14 of them.

Sometimes, when they occur in different states, it's hard to keep track of.... especially if they're close to each other in date of occurrence. But usually it's caught sooner.

It's so bugging me that she looks familiar. I don't hang out in Racine much, but I've seen her before. (Perhaps she just looks like the typical bag hag from the area)

TheDumbBlonde:She's only 37? Holy crap.
That's what I thought. My mom is 63, and doesn't look nearly as haggard as that awfulness.

strangeguitar:TheDumbBlonde:She's only 37? Holy crap.
That's what I thought. My mom is 63, and doesn't look nearly as haggard as that awfulness.

Well your mom probably hasn't a dozen or more DUIs or eats a salad in her car with no fork.

Sounds more like a DWM - Driving with Munchies.

This is a mess

Pfffttt... Amateur.

shes slackin, still has at least 20 more DUIs till #1

I have a relative who has had her license revoked in 5 states for DUI. She has only spent two nights in jail. She still drives.

We're doing it wrong.

I want to party with that chick.

Wow that's a rough 37

Hey I'm 37 so I'm getting a kick...

TheDumbBlonde:strangeguitar:TheDumbBlonde:She's only 37? Holy crap.
That's what I thought. My mom is 63, and doesn't look nearly as haggard as that awfulness.

Well your mom probably hasn't a dozen or more DUIs or eats a salad in her car with no fork.

haha!

Yeah, I have a hard time believing she's 37. I'm 48, and I feel a whole lot better about that now.

Was it a taco salad?.

People, the judge ordered her to stop drinking.

At least it's all settled now.

Utensils are overated.

I'm almost 39 and I'm worried I look like this but don't realize it.

/doesn't drink

I don't get it. Don't they take your license permanently after the third one? And don't they throw the book at you after being caught driving without a license after a couple times? I know it varies from state to state but she shouldn't be out of the klink long enough to get that rap sheet.

And yes, that is a rough 37.

"I have been pulled over for DWI for the 13th time! This calls for a salad!"

Mom?

/obligatory

Another victim of the deadly combination of alcohol and lettuce. How long must this go on before salads are barred?

DrMcNinja: This is a mess

Excellent - you read my mind.

/need more tinfoil to keep ninjas out of my brainwaves

A salad? Man, when I get the munchies after drinking it has to be something greasy.

She looks pretty greasy.

munchkinette:I think the "Dumbass" tag belongs to the cops and courts for not doing more sooner. 13? WTF?

The cops? What part of "arrested 13 times" did you miss?

I'd tap her keg.

I'm about to turn 37, and maybe I can get away without being pretty 'cos I'm a guy, but I'm happy to not look that bad.

I don't know about a salad, but come on. Who hasn't been there?

TheDumbBlonde:She's only 37? Holy crap.

I came here to say that.

"I'm in the forest...I'm in my salad!"

she's only 37? THAT is 37? Jaysus.

i'm 34. This means she was a senior when i was a freshman in HS. She looks like one of my mom's friends now.

that's...sad/pathetic.

Does every town in the country have a "Dr. Martin Luther King Drive"?

We need to start looking at harsh mandatory sentencing for repeat offenders of lesser magnatude than this.

Offenders of this degree need to just be shot.

Out of a cannon.

Into the sun.

Father_Jack:she's only 37? THAT is 37? Jaysus.

i'm 34. This means she was a senior when i was a freshman in HS. She looks like one of my mom's friends now.

that's...sad/pathetic.

This happens to a lot of women. I'm almost that old and routinely pass for 10 years younger. Women make you suffer when they're young and physically attractive but the tables turn about my age. It's their turn to suffer for the rest of their lives.

How many women my age already have flabby arms? It's gross. Take that granny waddle somewhere else, sweetie pie.

That's a hard 37. Must make you want to drink to see that in the mirror each morning.

This just in. Female salad tossers are 13 times more likely to get away with DUI.

/male salad tossers 13 times more likely to be incarcerated

Your_Dog:Does every town in the country have a "Dr. Martin Luther King Drive"?

Yep. And the sad thing is he was a man of peace but most of those are the most violent street in town.

MLK in New Orleans is an insult to his memory. MLK in Tallahassee is OK, except for being near the Dillard's where Florida State players pay way too little for merchandise.

Your_Dog:Does every town in the country have a "Dr. Martin Luther King Drive"?

I believe the one in Orlando is a boulevard. And I think there's a parkway in another nearby city. But essentially, yes :P.

That's better, though, than every town in Florida having to have an Orange Avenue, Orange Boulevard, Orange Road, Orange Street AND Orange Lane. At least the MLK streets are in different cities.

Krist on a bicycle, that woman is 37? Years?

/consolation prize for your 13th DUI should be a 9mm to the head.
//end of problem.

Hide your chickens:Utensils are overated.

Indeed.

Eugenics now.

I if I looked like that at 37, I'd get drunk every day too. That's not just damage from sun and alcohol. She looks a good 20 years older than her real age. I'll be 40 this year, and she looks like she could be my mom.

I'm thinking she made some seriously bad lifestyle choices in just about every one of the 37 years she's been alive...

Makes my 44 years look like nuthin!11!!!

Want to fix drunk driving?

First Offense: $750 Fine + required remedial classes
Second Offense: Lose license for life
Third+ Offense: Government seizes vehicle, auctions it to pay for healthcare, rehab programs, or whatnot.

Mugato:I don't get it. Don't they take your license permanently after the third one? And don't they throw the book at you after being caught driving without a license after a couple times? I know it varies from state to state but she shouldn't be out of the klink long enough to get that rap sheet.

Sadly, that's all too typical in Illinois. (former Illinoisan)

Maybe the cheeseheads will throw the book at her.


And yes, that is a rough 37.

shiat, I know 57 year old women who look better.