FTFA: MANCHESTER - - A man accused of appearing numerous times in the lobby of a local apartment complex dressed only in socks and a baseball cap has made another appearance, this one in Superior Court, dressed, to face criminal charges including public indecency.

Now THAT is how you draw a reader in.

Did he beat 10 people to death with a steel dildo?.

Good for him. I say if you're gonna be a perv go all the way. Next time blow a cat while masturbating in panties.

Pfft. Who hasn't masturbated at the Velvet Mills?

What a perv. And I'd be so mad if he took my bra... I hate having to replace them, they typically cost at least $15-20 each.

Aristocrats.

penis.

he was just practicing his panty-mime routine

underxenith:What a perv. And I'd be so mad if he took my bra... I hate having to replace them, they typically cost at least $15-20 each.

Really good ones cost $50 if you go to Saks.

zekebullseye:Really good ones cost $50 if you go to Saks.

I definitely don't go to Saks :)

Are you the Keymaster?

I pay more for my underwear than you do for bras?

Under armor boxer jocks. I swear to god if you guys try them you'll be hooked. 20 bucks each but drop a hundo and throw out your other stuff. You'll thank me for it

\end weird gay post

Stealing is wrong, even if you're really, really into women's underwear.

Laundry rooms have a panty stash? Who knew...

Also, If you're only wearing a ball cap and socks, are you really "nearly naked"? I mean, aren't you just splitting hairs (figuratively)? There needs to a single word invented for "weird nudity."

Actually, that get up is worse then just being naked.
or maybe...better?
hubba hubba

He used clean panties from the dryer? Dude, you're doing it wrong.

Um, I mean,

oh nevermind.

GIS for "panty stash"

ChicagoJohn:I pay more for my underwear than you do for bras?

Under armor boxer jocks. I swear to god if you guys try them you'll be hooked. 20 bucks each but drop a hundo and throw out your other stuff. You'll thank me for it

\end weird gay post

Um. If I drop a Hundo, I'm probably not going to want to wear that underwear again. That's just me though.....

Thakh:Aristocrats.

No incest. No feces. No pedophilia. No beastiality.

NOAristocrats.

Sorry. You lose. Please try again later.

Richard Saunders:Thakh:Aristocrats.

No incest. No feces. No pedophilia. No beastiality.

NOAristocrats.

Sorry. You lose. Please try again later.

He probably just didn't get to the other steps before they caught him.

"Panties" listed in a headline will always get my attention.

underxenith:What a perv. And I'd be so mad if he took my bra... I hate having to replace them, they typically cost at least $15-20 each.

Bras are expensive. I always wonder when I go into those raunchy bars where chicks have signed their bras and put them on the ceiling. What a wasteful act. I've seen victorias secret bras stapled to the ceiling of Dicks in San Antonio. Aren't those kind of expensive? Rich bar sluts I guess.

/Rant over.

T-Luv:I've seen victorias secret bras stapled to the ceiling of Dicks in San Antonio. Aren't those kind of expensive? Rich bar sluts I guess.

There's something about that statement that sounds very painful

/... or very kinky...

alkhemy:T-Luv:I've seen victorias secret bras stapled to the ceiling of Dicks in San Antonio. Aren't those kind of expensive? Rich bar sluts I guess.

There's something about that statement that sounds very painful

/... or very kinky...

lolol Dick's is the name of the bar. Although a bra stapled to a dick is a funny image. Dick's is a fun bar, though. The bar tenders and wait staff are mean to you on purpose. It's not different from some other bars I've been to, but at least you know what to expect.

ChicagoJohn:I pay more for my underwear than you do for bras?

Under armor boxer jocks. I swear to god if you guys try them you'll be hooked. 20 bucks each but drop a hundo and throw out your other stuff. You'll thank me for it

\end weird gay post

Thanks for the tip. I want to get my husband a nice gift from my trip to Portland.

Males of all species have the biological urge to panty raid.

Just to be around all the bras and panties that have shared the secret passions of a nubile young lady, knowing they had been caressing the soft supple....

Oh well can ya blame the poor fella?

T-Luv:underxenith:What a perv. And I'd be so mad if he took my bra... I hate having to replace them, they typically cost at least $15-20 each.

Bras are expensive. I always wonder when I go into those raunchy bars where chicks have signed their bras and put them on the ceiling. What a wasteful act. I've seen victorias secret bras stapled to the ceiling of Dicks in San Antonio. Aren't those kind of expensive? Rich bar sluts I guess.

/Rant over.

Cheap bras are cheap. When I was a C cup, I could buy bras anywhere, or not wear one at all, and all was well.

But, now that we're talking DD, life is different. I go through phases of buying cheap bras, and then go to an expensive place where they fit you (takes about an hour or two of trying on bras to find a couple that work, with some strange woman groping me in ways that don't usually happen till the second date--the shaking part is actively funny), and walk out with the right size.

Since those cost $40-70, however, I'd be really irritated with some perv who stole one.

/34DD
//most places don't even carry it
///so I end up with 36D, which doesn't quite work

Hubert Sumlin:T-Luv:underxenith:What a perv. And I'd be so mad if he took my bra... I hate having to replace them, they typically cost at least $15-20 each.

Bras are expensive. I always wonder when I go into those raunchy bars where chicks have signed their bras and put them on the ceiling. What a wasteful act. I've seen victorias secret bras stapled to the ceiling of Dicks in San Antonio. Aren't those kind of expensive? Rich bar sluts I guess.

/Rant over.

Cheap bras are cheap. When I was a C cup, I could buy bras anywhere, or not wear one at all, and all was well.

But, now that we're talking DD, life is different. I go through phases of buying cheap bras, and then go to an expensive place where they fit you (takes about an hour or two of trying on bras to find a couple that work, with some strange woman groping me in ways that don't usually happen till the second date--the shaking part is actively funny), and walk out with the right size.

Since those cost $40-70, however, I'd be really irritated with some perv who stole one.

/34DD
//most places don't even carry it
///so I end up with 36D, which doesn't quite work

Ya, I would hate it if my boobs were that big

This thread is useless without more visuals from the Farkettes

I love this part:

Clifford stated that in mid-March he entered the apartment building using a master key. He said he went to the complex laundry room, took a bra and panties from a clothes dryer, and went to the same lobby restroom to masturbate. He then stepped out into the lobby wearing just a cap and socks. After a resident passed by him, he said he got dressed and left but was seen outside by a maintenance worker who questioned him.

What questions do you think he asked?

/oh, and even we B-cups spend some decent money on bras
//I'd be PISSED if my favorite one got stolen
///especially if it was nice and broken in, like a favorite pair of jeans

Snakeophelia:I love this part:

Clifford stated that in mid-March he entered the apartment building using a master key. He said he went to the complex laundry room, took a bra and panties from a clothes dryer, and went to the same lobby restroom to masturbate. He then stepped out into the lobby wearing just a cap and socks. After a resident passed by him, he said he got dressed and left but was seen outside by a maintenance worker who questioned him.

What questions do you think he asked?

/oh, and even we B-cups spend some decent money on bras
//I'd be PISSED if my favorite one got stolen
///especially if it was nice and broken in, like a favorite pair of jeans

I think the conversation must have been like this:

Worker: "What are you doin around her?"
Guy: "Stealing women's underwear and masturbating."
Worker: "Oh, okay, carry on then."

/didn't mean to say that B-cups don't spend money on bras
//I just don't like spending a lot of money on clothes, any clothes
///books, however, are always worth it

A man accused of appearing numerous times in the lobby of a local apartment complex dressed only in socks and a baseball cap

I was hoping the article would answer; why the socks? Strip down to nothing but make sure to keep those socks on.

That is the most puzzling part of this story to me.

Psumek:Good for him. I say if you're gonna be a perv go all the way. Next time blow a cat while masturbating in panties.

I like the cut of your jib good sir. Where do I subscribe to your newsletter?

Fact Man:I was hoping the article would answer; why the socks? Strip down to nothing but make sure to keep those socks on.

That is the most puzzling part of this story to me.

Have you ever seen the floor in a commons laundry area? yeah, keep the socks on. He may be a perv, but he doesn't want unidentified fungus on the footsies.

Fact Man:A man accused of appearing numerous times in the lobby of a local apartment complex dressed only in socks and a baseball cap

I was hoping the article would answer; why the socks? Strip down to nothing but make sure to keep those socks on.

That is the most puzzling part of this story to me.

and the baseball cap makes perfect sense? ;p

Fact Man: A man accused of appearing numerous times in the lobby of a local apartment complex dressed only in socks and a baseball cap

I was hoping the article would answer; why the socks? Strip down to nothing but make sure to keep those socks on.

That is the most puzzling part of this story to me.

Could be he's watched too many old porno flicks and assumed that wearing socks kept him legal.

Hubert Sumlin

Cheap bras are cheap. When I was a C cup, I could buy bras anywhere, or not wear one at all, and all was well.

But, now that we're talking DD, life is different. I go through phases of buying cheap bras, and then go to an expensive place where they fit you (takes about an hour or two of trying on bras to find a couple that work, with some strange woman groping me in ways that don't usually happen till the second date--the shaking part is actively funny), and walk out with the right size.

Since those cost $40-70, however, I'd be really irritated with some perv who stole one.

34DD most places don't even carry it
///so I end up with 36D, which doesn't quite work

How you doin'?

bobsch:Fact Man: A man accused of appearing numerous times in the lobby of a local apartment complex dressed only in socks and a baseball cap

I was hoping the article would answer; why the socks? Strip down to nothing but make sure to keep those socks on.

That is the most puzzling part of this story to me.

Could be he's watched too many old porno flicks and assumed that wearing socks kept him legal.

Wait, what?

What is about the socks and legality?

where was "ceiling cat" when all this was happening??

ChicagoJohn:I pay more for my underwear than you do for bras?

Under armor boxer jocks. I swear to god if you guys try them you'll be hooked. 20 bucks each but drop a hundo and throw out your other stuff. You'll thank me for it

\end weird gay post

The compression on my ass feels weird after 14 hours, and leaves weird mark.
/however they do save your thighs in high humidity areas.