Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
A deep burning pain in my side
Though I am trying to stay in the saddle
I'm getting weary, unable to ride

But my love for...
Felina is strong and I rise where I've fallen
Though I am weary I can't stop to rest
I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle
I feel the bullet go deep in my chest

From out of nowhere Felina has found me
Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side
Cradled by two loving arms that I'll die for
One little kiss and Felina, good-bye

Marty Robbins, motherfarkers, who's with me!? Anyone? ... Hello?...

Pity about the implants.

This chick has got an extra 'Y' chromosome me thinks.

For some reason she reminds me that it has been years since I last played four square.

She got a face like a man.

I was all excited about a non-white girl, but... sorry, Felina, not so much. The long nails, the dark lipliner, the ratty hair.... Doesn't work for me.

Also, definitely implants.

I could barely see the scar where her nuts were cut off, and her dick inverted (or whatever they do with them during the change).

What was the man-name on her birth certificate?

I believe she's in her late 30s, thus the lack of softness to her face. She's a great dancer, but those beachballs she calls boobies are simply terrible.