Doesn't matter, I'd still invade it.

I'd penetrate her Maginot Line.

I'd pluck her chrysanthemum.

I'd have sex with her.

Here's a rather nice pic of her:

I'd like to have a valet park my car in her garage.

I'd read this thread, laugh, and then go masturbate to pictures of her I find on Google.

I'd storm her britches.

I'd surrender to her charms.

France's first lady Carla Bruni said Friday she was "hurt" by frosty reactions to her new album from critics of her husband President Nicolas Sarkozy, as the much-hyped record went on sale across Europe.

...an outpouring of vitriol on the Internet by French voters hostile to the right-wing leader.

Seems more like a case of 'We hate your husband, and here's you, his wife, conveniently releasing an album, so we'll piss him off and trash you.'

Oh well. I'd still invade her and force her to surrender.

I wouldn't touch her after you disease ridden basement dwellers got through with her.

I'd storm her Bastille and free her political prisoners. I'd also start a revolution in her pants.

I'd share my foot long baguette with her...

She would surrender to my love monkey.

She fixes the cable?

galactus5000:I wouldn't touch her after you disease ridden basement dwellers got through with her.

lord knows i would...

I'd moisten her croissant with mayonnaise.

//but I'd make her beg first.