Sorry, he's not a Liberal to me.

He's always a woman to me.

Obama is the new John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

Considering when I was a Sr. in high school, he was in 9th grade. He's just a gibbering Freshman to me...hahaha.

Who he's not is Thomas Jefferson. And a man like Thomas Jefferson is who we need in the presidency.

He does what he does, he says what he says...he knows all the right people, he plays all the right games.

benlonghair:Who he's not is Thomas Jefferson. And a man like Thomas Jefferson is who we need in the presidency.

Someone banging the help (slaves)?

He knows your anger, He knows your dreams
He's been everything you want to be
He'll tell you one and one makes three
He's the Cult of Personality

Obama is The Stig

It's a sailboat.

Approves.

robsul82:Approves.

first thing i thought of too

The video of G. H. W. B. bowling was certainly worth the click.

too bad he's not the new Thomas Jefferson.

benlonghair
Who he's not is Thomas Jefferson. And a man like Thomas Jefferson is who we need in the presidency.

A zombie?

GaryPDX:Considering when I was a Sr. in high school, he was in 9th grade. He's just a gibbering Freshman to me...hahaha.

So does that make McCain your brother-in-law?

GWLush:Obama is the new John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

..and his name is my name too

And the new George W. Bush AND George McGovern.

Edipis:too bad he's not the new Thomas Jefferson.

Well, both Jefferson and Obama loved their black women.

He's also Henry VIII, he is!
Henry VIII!

He is!

He is!

BravadoGT:He knows your anger, He knows your dreams
He's been everything you want to be
He'll tell you one and one makes three
He's the Cult of Personality


*Applause*

Also, anyone who compares Obama to the Gipper is a farking idiot.

He's going to have to grow a pornostach if he wants to be the new Thomas Dewey.

The_Sponge:Also, anyone who compares Obama to the Gipper is a farking idiot.


Yup, because he's not an old simpleton with Alzeheimers.

But no bowler he be....

/schoolgirl arms

He's Spartacus!

He's once... twice... three times a lady.

He is the way, the truth, and the life.

He's your worst nightmare.

He is the walrus.

He is not an animal.

He... is.. KIROK!

He is, I said, to no one there.

Back off, man. He's a scientist.

Fart_Machine:The_Sponge:Also, anyone who compares Obama to the Gipper is a farking idiot.


Yup, because he's not an old simpleton with Alzeheimers.

Regan's not an old simpleton with Alzheimers. Reagan's a farking corpse.

And one that should be dug up every few years and moved to a new grave, just so he can't get comfortable, I might add.

He's the new Jezus!

/right color anyway

He's not Fiona Apple. And if he's not Fiona Apple, I don't care.

He's not your lover.
He's just a girl that thinks you are the one.

See chameleon (Lying there in the sun)

All things to everyone (Run Runaway)

Fart_Machine:The_Sponge:Also, anyone who compares Obama to the Gipper is a farking idiot.


Yup, because he's not an old simpleton with Alzeheimers.


Fark that.

Reagan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obama

The_Sponge:Fart_Machine:The_Sponge:Also, anyone who compares Obama to the Gipper is a farking idiot.


Yup, because he's not an old simpleton with Alzeheimers.


Fark that.

Reagan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obama

LOL!

I'll bet you're one of those folks who calls Obama supporters "cultists" right?

The_Sponge:Reagan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obama

Cultist.

He's Keyser Söze

And Obama is also:

The dingleberry to your blowout

And the Saint to your sinner

And the wing to your prayer

And the virgin to your whore

And the savior and condemnation of all mankind

And the pepsi to your coke

And the beef to your potatoes

And the wine to your cheese

And the buttplug to your reacharound

And the circlejerk to your autoerotic asphyxiation

And the Mulder to your Scully

And the Prius to your RX8

And the semen to your glazed donut,

Obama is a GOD to your SATAN!

REPENT

GOBAMA08!

The_Sponge:Fart_Machine:The_Sponge:Also, anyone who compares Obama to the Gipper is a farking idiot.


Yup, because he's not an old simpleton with Alzeheimers.


Fark that.

Reagan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obama

No way, Reagan was a horrible President and hopefully Obama will be better.

Fart_Machine:The_Sponge:Fart_Machine:The_Sponge:Also, anyone who compares Obama to the Gipper is a farking idiot.


Yup, because he's not an old simpleton with Alzeheimers.


Fark that.

Reagan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obama

LOL!

I'll bet you're one of those folks who calls Obama supporters "cultists" right?


I wouldn't say that a majority of his supporters are cultists, but some of them are farking creepy in the way they talk about him....like he's the second farking coming.

The_Sponge:*Applause*

Also, anyone who compares Obama to the Gipper is a farking idiot.

Nice, applaud someone attempting to make a Obama/cult joke and in your next breath bring up Saint Ronnie, whose followers want to name at least one landmark in every state and every county after him. (^)

So get back to us when breathless Obama followers want to name every side street and post office in South Dogpatch, Alabama after him, alright?

CynicalLA:Reagan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Obama

No way, Reagan was a horrible President and hopefully Obama will be better.

I think he meant that we have progressed a long way from Reagan to Obama.

You know, like:

Dark Ages >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Hover Cars

outatime:The_Sponge:*Applause*

Also, anyone who compares Obama to the Gipper is a farking idiot.

Nice, applaud someone attempting to make a Obama/cult joke and in your next breath bring up Saint Ronnie, whose followers want to name at least one landmark in every state and every county after him. (^)

So get back to us when breathless Obama followers want to name every side street and post office in South Dogpatch, Alabama after him, alright?


Here's the difference, whether you agree with his views or not, he at least served as Governor of California and 2 terms as President.

Obama is an unknown....a freshman Senator. So yes, it's a little puzzling when people talk about how great he is.

Obama is the token friend. Don't you people watch tv?

Obama is 1 of 3 people who have never been in my kitchen.

The_Sponge:Here's the difference, whether you agree with his views or not, he at least served as Governor of California and 2 terms as President.

Obama is an unknown....a freshman Senator. So yes, it's a little puzzling when people talk about how great he is.

Most people are talking about how great he potentially could be. But don't let that derail your delusion.

He is the wind beneath my wings.

/Not really - he's just the guy I'm going to vote for.

Occam's Chainsaw:Most people are talking about how great he potentially could be. But don't let that derail your delusion.

Throw in the people who think he's done a great job thus far, and you've got...well...a cult, apparently.

Dorf11:Obama is 1 of 3 people who have never been in my kitchen.

Holy Crap.

Me, Obama, and who else?

Merv Griffin, right?

Was I right?

'Cause we were all having an Orange Julius down at the mall that day.

Occam's Chainsaw:The_Sponge:Here's the difference, whether you agree with his views or not, he at least served as Governor of California and 2 terms as President.

Obama is an unknown....a freshman Senator. So yes, it's a little puzzling when people talk about how great he is.

Most people are talking about how great he potentially could be. But don't let that derail your delusion.


Potential? So people are feeling warm and fuzzy over a gamble of sorts?

Yeah...a potential for a major tax hike and more wasteful government programs.

Government doesn't have a revenue problem, it has a spending problem.

I'm with The Who on this one:

"Meet the new boss, same as the old boss."

The_Sponge:Potential? So people are feeling warm and fuzzy over a gamble of sorts?

Double down, baby.

Double down.