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(Politico) Unlikely Old and busted: Obama is a secret Muslim. New hotness: Obama is a secret zionist Jew   (politico.com) divider line 77
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Bill Frist 2008-07-11 11:10:36 AM  
the campaign against Obama is insanely schizophrenic

 
burndtdan 2008-07-11 11:14:15 AM  
he must have a very conflicted inner monologue.

 
LarsThorwald [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 11:18:41 AM  
Barack Obama is going to be your next President. Deal with it.

 
Nabb1 [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 11:18:47 AM  
Disappointingly, the article does not live up to the headline's billing. I was hoping for some insane zionist-conspiracy nonsense.

 
Rev.K [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 11:18:52 AM  
Are we really that far off from Obama being billed as an alien?

 
Blues_X [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 11:22:56 AM  
images.jambase.com

Approves.

 
nekom [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 11:23:23 AM  
I think he's a radical homosexual druid

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 11:33:59 AM  
Joooooooz FTW!

/Imm'a Joo too

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 12:19:28 PM  
Nabb1:Disappointingly, the article does not live up to the headline's billing. I was hoping for some insane zionist-conspiracy nonsense.

Really. Really doesn't deliver on teh krazy I've come to expect.

 
coma 2008-07-11 01:43:54 PM  
i285.photobucket.com

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 01:48:06 PM  
Jesus Goddamn Motherfarking Christ. Well, I guess we haven't had enough Obama trolling today.

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 01:49:35 PM  
GAT_00:Well, I guess we haven't had enough Obama trolling today.

Come on, this isn't trolling, this is a laugh riot.

 
gimmedaloot 2008-07-11 01:52:11 PM  
Or: people lie on surveys


I really wouldn't read too far into this

 
burndtdan 2008-07-11 01:54:00 PM  
coma:i285.photobucket.com

lol

 
bulldg4life [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 01:54:59 PM  
Man...even the fake made-up stuff about him is flip-flopping.

I feel it is imperative that we vote against such flip-flopness.

 
GAT_00 [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 01:55:03 PM  
Two Dogs Farking:GAT_00:Well, I guess we haven't had enough Obama trolling today.

Come on, this isn't trolling, this is a laugh riot.


Well, this is them trying to troll. It surpasses trolling and goes into farking hysterical, but they are trying to troll.

 
coma 2008-07-11 02:04:11 PM  
i285.photobucket.com

/the fact that it makes absolutely no sense makes it that much funnier to me

 
FlashHarry [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 02:28:25 PM  
a radical christian secret muslim zionist? i'm voting for him twice now!

 
Fraggler [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 02:44:32 PM  
Obama is also a commie-nazi, a jumbo shrimp, and several other oxymorons.

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 02:53:36 PM  
Obama put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp as well

 
Saiga410 2008-07-11 03:27:47 PM  
He really must hate himself. A man of contradiction.

 
SacriliciousBeerSwiller 2008-07-11 03:27:48 PM  
Obama ding a ding dangs his dang a long ling long.

 
Rann Xerox 2008-07-11 03:27:51 PM  
Secret muslim.
Secret zionist jew.
Not black enough.
Not white enough.


WHEN WILL THE F*CKING PERMUTATIONS STOP????1?

*MASSIVE FACEPALM*

 
demanton [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 03:28:10 PM  
Fraggler:Obama is also a commie-nazi, a jumbo shrimp, and several other oxymorons.

Obama drives on parkways and parks on driveways. What's up with that?

 
yequalsy 2008-07-11 03:28:16 PM  
What until they hear about the NASCAR sponsorship.

 
Two Dogs Farking [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 03:29:29 PM  
demanton:Obama drives on parkways and parks on driveways. What's up with that?

And he sends shipments by car and cargo by ship. WTF?

 
Headso 2008-07-11 03:30:33 PM  
I'm putting in a request for the Obama riding a bike smoking a giant cigarette with the caption "What's wrong with this guy" or whatever it is...

 
cameroncrazy1984 [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 03:30:51 PM  
Rann Xerox:Secret muslim.
Secret zionist jew.
Not black enough.
Not white enough.


WHEN WILL THE F*CKING PERMUTATIONS STOP????1?

*MASSIVE FACEPALM*


They're gonna go until they find something that sticks. Which, I assume is when they get to "flying purple people eater"

 
HotWingConspiracy [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 03:31:42 PM  
www.thecuttingedgenews.com

???

 
Tabatha Static 2008-07-11 03:32:04 PM  
i27.photobucket.com

source: JTA, "the Global News Service of the Jewish People, an international wire service covering issues of relevance to the Jewish community"

 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 03:32:37 PM  
i208.photobucket.com

Ooh scary. Be afraid ,be very afraid.

 
Saiga410 2008-07-11 03:33:01 PM  
Wait, 1%????? I personally would have thought at least 15% from all the talk I hear.

 
Sarsin 2008-07-11 03:35:30 PM  
The next GOP ad against Obama:

img.photobucket.com

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 03:35:37 PM  
Good. More for the list:

Hates white people
Hates black people
Secret Muslim
Crazy Christian
Secret Zionist
Warhawk
Peacenik
Doesn't say where he stands on issues
Stands on the wrong side of issues

 
Goodfella 2008-07-11 03:37:07 PM  
They're all wrong. He's really a secret muslim zionist jewish rastafarian scientologist who is an athiest.

 
sarcastrophe 2008-07-11 03:37:40 PM  
I got an email from a friend who has info on very good authority that he converted to Wiccan from Satanism.

 
reilmb 2008-07-11 03:38:03 PM  
I ...
but...
huh...

what...
I think I need to reboot my brain, doesn't compute how will this make the zionist not vote for Obama.

Ya know he's also Irish

O'Bama says Erin-go-Bragh

 
mofomisfit 2008-07-11 03:38:13 PM  
I know what Obama really is.

quicklittlesplinter.com

SECRET ZOROASTRIAN!

 
judan 2008-07-11 03:41:34 PM  
Well that would explain why Jesse Jackson dislikes him.

 
Tackboard 2008-07-11 03:42:33 PM  
I Said:Good. More for the list:

Hates white people
Hates black people
Secret Muslim
Crazy Christian
Secret Zionist
Warhawk
Peacenik
Doesn't say where he stands on issues
Stands on the wrong side of issues


I think you forgot "Elitist that likes to talk down to Common Folk (poor people)"

 
Slowdog [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 03:44:04 PM  
cameroncrazy1984:They're gonna go until they find something that sticks. Which, I assume is when they get to "flying purple people eater"

I heard he was a Hindu-Wotanist. Why doesn't he address his Indo-Norse background? What is he trying to hide?

 
DarnoKonrad 2008-07-11 03:46:52 PM  
Just wait until the libtards see the video that FOX is holding that shows Obama farking mini-me.

Then you 'tards will know the meaning of terrorist fist jab.

/where's that damn graphic with cigarettes popping out his head?

 
GoRedSoxGo 2008-07-11 03:47:25 PM  
mofomisfit:I know what Obama really is.



SECRET ZOROASTRIAN!


Who sold his soul to the devil.

 
Shrugging Atlas 2008-07-11 03:47:40 PM  
I heard he switched from World of Warcraft to Everquest 2.

 
sarcastrophe 2008-07-11 03:49:37 PM  
Shrugging Atlas:I heard he switched from World of Warcraft to Everquest 2.

Why does he hate America and Chinese gold farmers?

 
vichuck [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 03:50:08 PM  
was that one sentence really worth a greenlight? sheesh.

 
Opiate of the Lasses 2008-07-11 03:51:08 PM  
I heard he fathered not just one but TWO black children.

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 03:52:10 PM  
mofomisfit:I know what Obama really is.



SECRET ZOROASTRIAN!


I think I'd prefer Queen+Barack Obama to Queen+Paul Rodgers.

 
I Said [TotalFark] 2008-07-11 03:54:03 PM  
I heard he liked "Brokeback Mountain"

 
ifarkthereforiam 2008-07-11 03:54:42 PM  
This just in:
Obama is the Secret Santa.
That is all
/for now

 
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