Didn't the bass player do that as well?

Onkel Buck:
Didn't the bass player do that as well?




Started "dating" her when she was 13.

I would tap that 18 yr old as well.

He's rich and famous. Why can't he just openly bang them both? Both women really only care about his money, I'm sure ultimately neither would mind.

Scott the Twat

That dislocated collar bone looks like it would hurt.

Shiat, which one wouldn't?

Uh yeah, he is a rockstar

//it's not news...

Scott the Twat:
Started "dating" her when she was 13.


A Rolling Stone groupie that wasn't old enough to gather moss?

Heroic Poser:A Rolling Stone groupie that wasn't old enough to gather moss?

WIN

jgi:He's rich and famous. Why can't he just openly bang them both?

I've never done a "this" before, but "this."

People joke about having enough money to "buy and sell" other people. These guys do. Ronnie could literally say to his wife: "I'm going to hang around with and bang this little Russian hottie until I get sick of her. If that bothers you, lawyer up and we'll have a nice, protracted divorce fight. Or, you can just deal with it -- maybe jet off to the house in Ibiza to think it over. Better yet, you might want to spend that time at the ranch in Jackson Hole. Have Marcus make sure that masseuse you like comes around. Then again, shopping always made you happy, so maybe you just want to lounge by the pool at the mansion in Beverly Hills. Yeah, that'll work. I'll have Alan warm up the jet for you. Now, what was your decision on this Russian thing?"

Have the Rolling Stones killed.

No fool like an old fool.
/or, in Ronnie's case, an old inebriated cashed-up fool

Why didn't he just marry a bisexual (female) freakshow like Sting's wife, who will happily bang anything Sting does?

Which Rolling Stone Who would leave his wife of 23 years and shack up with a hot, 18-year-old Russian cocktail waitress? RonnieAnyone Woould

fixed

Ronnie Wood was in the Rolling Stones?

/Jeff Beck Group & Faces FTW!

I was going to guess Mick Taylor. Is he no longer a Rolling Stone?

Moses To Sandy Koufax:Have the Rolling Stones killed.

"but sir..."
"do it"

Good for him.

When asked to comment Mr. Wood said something no one could understand.

Time waits for no one.

NYRBill:Moses To Sandy Koufax:Have the Rolling Stones killed.

"but sir..."
"do it"

You two are winners

poor old Granddad, I laughed at all his words
I thought he was a bitter man
he spoke of women's ways
they'll trap you when they use you
before you even now
for love is blind and you're far to kind
don't ever let it show

/not that obscure dagnabit!

why not? WIN!

Trick question- all of them. (And all of you). (And me). (And my wife).

damn you viagra!

I see what you did there Subby.

TheSilverOne When asked to comment Mr. Wood said something no one could understand.

You're thinking of Keith.

I wood

I think Jo Wood is way more attractive than that 18 year-old.

However, I am sure that Ronnie and his new friend have a relationship built on love, trust and apprection of who the other person truly is. It warms my heart to see such a solid foundation in a relationship. I am sure they'll be in love forever, and have many chubby babies together.

Westside.

Then asked for comment her mother (picture above) denied rumors: "She is working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. That much is true"

Uzzah:jgi:He's rich and famous. Why can't he just openly bang them both?

I've never done a "this" before, but "this."

People joke about having enough money to "buy and sell" other people. These guys do. Ronnie could literally say to his wife: "I'm going to hang around with and bang this little Russian hottie until I get sick of her. If that bothers you, lawyer up and we'll have a nice, protracted divorce fight. Or, you can just deal with it -- maybe jet off to the house in Ibiza to think it over. Better yet, you might want to spend that time at the ranch in Jackson Hole. Have Marcus make sure that masseuse you like comes around. Then again, shopping always made you happy, so maybe you just want to lounge by the pool at the mansion in Beverly Hills. Yeah, that'll work. I'll have Alan warm up the jet for you. Now, what was your decision on this Russian thing?"

GENIUS! You should send this to Ron Wood and tell him he can use if for free as long as you get his leftovers when he's done with the young'un.

LewDux:Then asked for comment her mother (picture above) denied rumors: "She is working as a waitress in a cocktail bar. That much is true"

nice one +1

PYROY

I think Bill was a better bass player than Marty.

The last time the Stones were here Ian MacLagan of The Small Faces was playing the same night at the Continental. After the Stones show we headed down there and waited, sure enough about an hour later Ronnie walks in and plays a set with Mac. I spoke to him briefly at the bar and got a cell phone pic.

He loves vodak and pussy, God bless his little heart.

Mole Man:poor old Granddad, I laughed at all his words
I thought he was a bitter man
he spoke of women's ways
they'll trap you when they use you
before you even now
for love is blind and you're far to kind
don't ever let it show

/not that obscure dagnabit!

Ooh La La! *grin*

...and to all the 18 year old girls who pull this kind of crap while 18 year old guys suffer alone night after night, a heartfelt FARK YOU.
/inner 18 year old

Sometimes fresh fish is better than stank pig.

I like my fish as FRESH as possible.

Nothing wrong with that.

Looking at the pictures, it seems like a downgrade. She looks like pretty much any Myspace rat, and the wife is gorgeous. I guess alcohol and limberness can make up for quite a bit, though.

People who cheat are vile and disgusting. An open relationship is one thing; in fact, it's probably better than monogamy for secure people. I'm surprised infidelity isn't a crime considering marriage is a contract.

That's really sad. Messed up alcoholic behavior.....

Also, here is a video by Mandy Smith (^), the young girl nasty old Bill Wyman tapped ewwwwww

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZf9nBRgW2Y

Actually, the Russian chick looks kinda nasty...like the ones you see in that goofy Russian pron you see on the net a lot.

He's a dumbass.

Which Rolling Stone would leave his wife of 23 years and shack up with a hot, 18-year-old Russian cocktail waitress?

All of them except Keith, who has been happily married for eons.

And probably Charlie.