Maybe George Bush will care more about black people if they're all like Kanye. He'll have to deal with all the new white Kanyes now, too.

Ya know, the pills are made of monkey cum.

How many calories does the sugar tablet add to their drinks?

So Kanye is gonna try to ruin vodak for me?

/doesn't drink Absolut anyways, generally.

Just one dose and you turn into a total whiney biatch.....

Kanye is at the forefront of douchebaggery. A vanguard in the douchebag sciences.

Kanye and Mike Myers are both on the downhill leg of fame, right?

DarthBrooks: on the downhill leg of fame

Go on...

Why, why couldn't these pills just be real and made out of cyanide?

Most people don't need pills to turn them into unintelligent, untalented douchetards.

El Freak:Most people don't need pills to turn them into unintelligent, untalented douchetards.

take kanye west for example. He was a shining example of both those things and more long before the pills.

/The more you know

Were they pirin pills?

Are all these people complaining about Kanye West so dense that they can't tell the video's just a really unfunny joke? I mean, I don't have strong feelings one way or the other about his music, and he does seem to be a bit of a prima donna, but for God's sake, man.

His chin hits more balls than Ichiro.

Kanye West has fans?

I'm miserable ... but with Kanye pills I'm high... on life !

omg

He is really making it impossible to like him at all.
He needs to become a villian in pro wrestling now.

shanteyman:I'm miserable ... but with Kanye pills I'm on my high horse!

ftfy.

Galaxy of Prawns:Are all these people complaining about Kanye West so dense that they can't tell the video's just a really unfunny joke? I mean, I don't have strong feelings one way or the other about his music, and he does seem to be a bit of a prima donna, but for God's sake, man.

I actually thought it was kind of funny.

For god sake people, it's an ad for Absolut Vodak.

I used to be able to afford gold-diggers, but after spending all my money on these pills, nobody will mess with me.

Hey, I feel pretty good!

This is ridiculous. Is nobody here actually watching the video or reading the article? Its clearly a joke. Whether or not you think its funny, I wouldn't really label this video as authentically self-promoting. If anything, he's taking a jab at his own ridiculously inflated sense of ego. Jeez, calm the fark down.

SoothinglyDeranged:El Freak:Most people don't need pills to turn them into unintelligent, untalented douchetards.

take kanye west for example. He was a shining example of both those things and more long before the pills.

/The more you know

hey it's explain-the-joke-guy!

Sounds great but I'm gonna try this "white thing" out a little while longer

This guy sure is diverse. Doesn't he also have an online travel agency?

LandStander:Ya know, the pills are made of monkey cum.

"They show them messed up videos, like a dog and a cat making love and they take the cum and they use that for the pills."

"Are you farking serious?"

"HEY! NO CURSING IN MY CAB!"

I knew as soon as Graduation came out, this would be the year that Kanye goes off the deep end and completely loses his mind.

/I mean...HURR DURR KANYE SUX RAP SUX

my guess would be repackaged qaaludes.

LandStander:Ya know, the pills are made of monkey cum.

Where's the "that's racist" kid when you need him.

I am still waiting for Beat Kanye tablets.

So he took out the douche from the bag and turned it from a liquid to a solid pill form?

I started thinking about this after I found out it was an Absolut promotion, and it occurred to me, what if Absolut has figured out a way to dehydrate vodka into two little Alka-seltzer esque tablets, just add to water and *bam* instant martini!

I'd say Kanye or no Kanye, that idea is brilliant.

/actually like Kanye
//Probably because my ego is just as big
///and because Bush doesn't care about me either.

I saw an ad for this in last weeks reader so I'm get..

If you're an egotistical douchebag, it IS possible to be self-deprecating a la William Shatner when you do finally see the light.

This is what happens to the other 80 percent who try.

I saw this loser at Lollapalooza a few years back and he just biatched the whole time. I like his albums...but he is a farking twat.