Put him in a broom closet. Cut in half. With a drop ceiling.

Oh the sweet revenge.

I say, let the other inmates at him. I'd like to see this shiatheel castrated with a broken wooden broom handle.

I say they let him out of his cell as much as he wants.


Yep, that's right. He should be free to spend all his time in gen pop. Preferably with rapists. He'll probably be able to make a connection with them. Or rather, they'll make a connection with him.

Ironic?

Prosecutors are about to interview Elisabeth, 42, and expect to put her father on trial in September.

Fritzl has been making copious notes ready for the interview, as he will be present when Elisabeth speaks via a video link up and will be allowed to ask questions via his lawyer.

That must be an interesting read.

"Yep. I did that. That, too. Oh, yes, and all those other things."

If only someone were there to let themselves into his cell & rape his sorry ass for the rest of his sentence.

Every once in a while, I regret the civilized behavior prevalent in Europe.

You know, it's guys like this that keep me a firm supported of the death penalty.

He committed a crime every single day, over and over and over, for 27 years. And then he committed another crime everytime he raped his daughter. He's just about the definition of someone who deserves to die.

isaaczeke:He's just about the definition of someone who deserves to die.

That's the easy way out for him.

For it to be even? Even-Steven? He'd have to be permanently locked in a small cell, and an older relative would have to come in and fark him every couple of days. That would about make things even.

Welcome to Ironytown. Population... you.

/off to solitary confinement
//pungi-stick solitary confinement
///rat infested, pungi-stick solitary confinement

*ahem*

fark YOU!!

thanks.

Hung Like A Tic-Tac:*ahem*

fark YOU!!

thanks.

whoops, I thought the letters would stay in caps.

Chutzpah!

McStinky:Welcome to Ironytown. Population... you.

/off to solitary confinement
//pungi-stick solitary confinement
///rat infested, pungi-stick solitary confinement

I'll join you in your solitary confinement
Because it's Ironytown
Population you and me

If you look between these two periods .. You will spot a violin for his playing.

sooby should have used this:

I hope that guy lives for many, many more years in that prison cell.

Evil. Pure evil. He's a broken piece of machinery. Shut him off.

Walker:Ironic?

No, poetic.

I just say put him in the general population, if that's what he wants.

/he wouldnt' be around too much longer
//may he'll get Dahmered, or Bobbitted.

Kill him.

PinkFuzzyBunny:Kill him.

Shouldn't he suffer more than that?

Two words: Oh well.

Uchiha_Cycliste:Walker:Ironic?

No, poetic.

Pff. Nothing in the story or headline rhymes.

Is this irony or not? Where's the irony police when you need them?

I came here for the Neslon Haha picture. I can't see it.

I have supported the death penalty in the past but i may have come up with a better idea. Sentence them to a status of "Not human" then auction them off to the highest bidder such as a drug company for testing new drugs. The owner would be responsible for containing and disposing of the nonhuman. society gets rid of dangerous criminals and may even turn a profit over the cost of trial and some crucial pharmaceuticals may be produced.

Walker:Ironic?

Thinking the same thing.
Ugh, let em rot.

Uchiha_Cycliste:PinkFuzzyBunny:Kill him.

Shouldn't he suffer more than that?

No, because this isn't about revenge. No amount of suffering on this guy's part is going to give those girls their lives back. But if he's kill/executed, then at least the daughters have the definitive knowledge that the monster that raised them in a basement will never... Ever... hurt them again.

The sooner the better.

ah the justice is almost palpable.
they should have denied his request for 30min walks outdoors at least for another 23.8 years

sunbird:I came here for the Neslon Haha picture. I can't see it.




You don't even need opposable thumbs any more...

Fuggin Bizzy:Uchiha_Cycliste:Walker:Ironic?

No, poetic.

Pff. Nothing in the story or headline rhymes.

Thats not true, the headline has man and stand.
And the article has:
{will, kill, Fritzl}
The list goes on.

Death by ham slicer.
Feet first.

From one of the older articles linked along the side:

Fritzl, an electrical engineer and businessman, faces charges of incest, abduction and imprisonment and could serve 15 years in jail if convicted.

Is he seriously only up for 15 years?! That is insane.

daveydave:Is this irony or not? Where's the irony police when you need them?

Until the majority of them learn the differences between grammatical irony, dramatic irony, and comedic irony, they can be safely ignored.

They are, however, quite correct in pointing out that that Alanis Morrissette song contains none of them.

This case, however, is one in which the irony tag is quite appropriate.

I avoided the shiat out of this media hype. I still learned way too much about this farking fool.

What you did takes the skills of a farking chimpanzee. I hope that your eventual rapists/murderers take the same skill level with you.

Gordon Bennett:daveydave:Is this irony or not? Where's the irony police when you need them?

Until the majority of them learn the differences between grammatical irony, dramatic irony, and comedic irony, they can be safely ignored.

They are, however, quite correct in pointing out that that Alanis Morrissette song contains none of them.

This case, however, is one in which the irony tag is quite appropriate.

LSinLV:sooby should have used this:

Walker:Ironic?

I know! Do you know how many kudos subby would have gotten with the correct use of the irony tag?

Uchiha_Cycliste:PinkFuzzyBunny:Kill him.

Shouldn't he suffer more than that?

I don't understand vengeance. Just kill him and be done with it. In fact, 10 years maximium prison time for anything, then if you don't have the money to pay for the rest of your stay, you die.

/That's a deterrent.

"You will do the hardest time there is. No more protection from the guards. I'll pull you out of that one-bunk Hilton and cast you down with the sodomites...."

Dennis_Moore:You don't even need opposable thumbs any more...

Thank you, now if only some Farkere realize what the "" button is for, I'll be a happy camper.

GARY AND NICKY:
Schadenfreude!

GARY COLEMAN:
People taking pleasure in your pain!

NICKY:
Oh, Schadenfreude, huh?
What's that, some kinda Nazi word?

GARY COLEMAN:
Yup! It's German for "happiness at the misfortune of others!"

NICKY:
"Happiness at the misfortune of others." That is German!

Well, it works for abusive mothers...

Burning_Monk:Uchiha_Cycliste:PinkFuzzyBunny:Kill him.
Shouldn't he suffer more than that?
No, because this isn't about revenge. No amount of suffering on this guy's part is going to give those girls their lives back. But if he's kill/executed, then at least the daughters have the definitive knowledge that the monster that raised them in a basement will never... Ever... hurt them again.
The sooner the better.

I disagree. It should be about revenge. His sadistic behavior and nonchalant attitude about everything shows that he has no remorse and no way of "feeling bad" emotionally.

I would like to see him punished in the only way he knows to be punishment: Deprived of all luxuries, treated as a second-class citizen, and lacking any sense of security or protection. Just like he treated his captors.

This nonsense about giving him guards to take a walk is silly. Throw him in with everyone else. Maybe they won't kill him right away.

Uchiha_Cycliste:PinkFuzzyBunny:Kill him.

Shouldn't he suffer more than that?

That's not the point, and not at all what the death penalty should be about. It's something that should be beyond the scope of the word "punishment", because it shouldn't be about teaching you a lesson or making you suffer, it should be about simply rendering a malignant being inert.

There are no dead recidivists.

Guess what buddy? No one cares.

haha. I scoff at the morans who think this is ironic.

He should try role-playing games. He'd make one hell of a Dungeon Master.

/What's this ticket and handbasket for?
//What do you mean I have to sit next to the fat lady with four hyper children?