And also that one tranny dude who supposedly cursed the Dallas Cowboys.

He's also horribly overrated as a musician.

B...b...but he said my body was a wonderland

GurneyHalleck:He's also horribly overrated as a musician.

He's not bad on guitar. I was actually impressed by the show he did with Clapton.

Imagine the whiny, self-absorbed groupies he must have.

Rickenbacker:Imagine the whiny, self-absorbed groupies he must have.

Yeah, I think they're called "chicks." It must be awful, to sleep with them.

nopokerface:He's not bad on guitar. I was actually impressed by the show he did with Clapton.

Heh heh... I love that sheen of elitist derision in your compliment to his playing. It is like saying "Eric Clapton seems to think he's good, so I guess that's something... I guess."

GurneyHalleck:He's also horribly overrated as a musician.

His pop music makes my ears bleed, but he's still a very good guitar player and writes good arrangements. I just can't stand his singing voice.

factoryconnection:Heh heh... I love that sheen of elitist derision in your compliment to his playing. It is like saying "Eric Clapton seems to think he's good, so I guess that's something... I guess."

Ouch. Didn't mean it that way. I actually don't care for Clapton much, but I was surprised by how well Mayer played on the show. It was alot different from the schlock he plays on his records.

factoryconnection:
Heh heh... I love that sheen of elitist derision in your compliment to his playing. It is like saying "Eric Clapton seems to think he's good, so I guess that's something... I guess."
Yeah... this is total bull. Nopokerface wasn't saying that at all but simply mentioning a specific concert he saw. Completely ridiculous factory

NikolaiFarkoff:And also that one tranny dude who supposedly cursed the Dallas Cowboys.

You really think Jessica Simpson looks like a dude? You are full of shiat cause we all know that if she offered to fark you, you'd except in a heartbeat.

Let's see now, smarmy, dumbed-down pop to make the bucks, and Stevie Ray Vaughan-wannabe guitar licks to get laid.

No Rock and Roll Hall of Fame for you, Mr. L.A. douchebag.

I don't listen to John Mayer's music. His C#'s are too pointy.


I've said it before, there is no hate like John Mayer hate.


The guy can play (to qualify, I have a dusty guitar and I listen to music). And, he's banging his way through Hollywood. What can be bad about that?? (except, of course, that it isn't you)(pitching or catching). Didn't anyone listen to Matts speech in Rockstar? Live the dream! Live it!!

Anyone really surprised? I mean, considering all the nice famous tail we hear about him getting, I'm not. This man is a motherfarking balla fo real.

"I'm not trusting enough to open up to anyone I don't really know anymore, which is good for my immune system," he said.

Dude, don't be such a pussy. Just make sure you wear a condom when you f*ck the groupies, kick 'em to the curb!

Isn't that why you become a rockstar in the first place?

To quote Snoop from "Starsky and Hutch" (I know, not the best movie, but the line fits) : "You just went up a notch in my book. That puts you at notch 1."

TheJoe03:NikolaiFarkoff:And also that one tranny dude who supposedly cursed the Dallas Cowboys.

You really think Jessica Simpson looks like a dude? You are full of shiat cause we all know that if she offered to fark you, you'd except in a heartbeat.

See the problem would be I doubt you can fark Jessica NSA; and I'm not sure it's worth having Joe sits in a corner watching you the whole time while coaching you on how to fondle Jessica.

Unless it his day to watch Pete Wentz fark Ashlee, then it'd be game on.

Went to a show - he's pretty good, and doesn't mind sharing the stage with some awesome players. It was really a good show. I respect the guy as a musician, and as a performer. Also, he is getting some pretty hot tail that I am not getting, so I'll forgive him some for he has huge man balls that extend way below the floor while mine float between my legs. I would give my right arm to have sex with the people who would give their right arm to have sex with him.

/actually that leaves 10% of the population out automatically
//not willing to discriminate
///also don't want to lose an arm