I'm out of the loop. Does he actually have 3 possibly normal kids? Them kids are awfully whitish.

No way are those kids related to their grandpa Joe.

and the King of Pop must know that better than any.

For the love of Ceiling Cat, would you people stop calling him the King of Pop already? He's been deposed for at least the last 15 years.

I'd really like to know what the hell is wrong with him. Does he still have a face?

Damn, that bleach treatment really does take the black out

Cuba Gooding, Jr. is looking a little chunky too...

rcain:Damn, that bleach treatment really does take the black out

Oddly enough, those kids do look like him somewhat. He's going to harvest their noses.

Sun God:Oddly enough, those kids do look like him somewhat. He's going to harvest their noses.

Yeah..I definitely see a resemblance between Michael and the kids.

productiveslacker:I'm out of the loop. Does he actually have 3 possibly normal kids? Them kids are awfully whitish.

The mother was white.

shivashakti:The mother was white.

So is the father.

productiveslacker:I'm out of the loop. Does he actually have 3 possibly normal kids? Them kids are awfully whitish.

Probably because their mother is white.

AcheronX:shivashakti:The mother was white.

So is the father.

Once upon a time he was black...

Why do the kids all have post-surgery Michael Jackson noses?

LaMarckian evolution has been disproved, you know.

Confabulat:Why do the kids all have post-surgery Michael Jackson noses?

Photoshop

Who does Mike think he's fooling? I haven't seen a disguise that bad since Lisa Marie Presley.

Sun God:rcain:Damn, that bleach treatment really does take the black out

Oddly enough, those kids do look like him somewhat. He's going to harvest their noses.

This is going to add a whole new level to the "Got Your Nose!" trick.

rcain:Damn, that bleach treatment really does take the black out

You completely missed the caption though: "Family affair: A rare glimpse of the Jackson kids, Paris, Prince and Blanket"

Is it me, or were those kids all little girls, if so, whew, they at least should be somewhat safe.

That doesn't look like a "dreadlocked wig" to me. It looks like a plain old piece of black cloth. But whatever.

Looking good, Jacko!

Chop wood? No, that's ignorant. That's poopie work. Blanket and me wanna play!

Me thinks they are going to be 3 very f'd up people as they grow older...

FTFA: 'He has a problem with his back which surfaces from time to time,

I think there's a letter L missing somewhere there

okspeck:That doesn't look like a "dreadlocked wig" to me. It looks like a plain old piece of black cloth. But whatever.

I was going to say the same thing.

moofburger:FTFA: 'He has a problem with his back which surfaces from time to time,

I think there's a letter L missing somewhere there


ROFL.

+1, sir.


/I also came to say, "Blanket?!?" Seriously?

Dude is slowly turning into Howard Hughes.

/without the money

TraeHova:/I also came to say, "Blanket?!?" Seriously?

his kid is really named blanket? Really?

How does he still have aids when he's hundreds of millions of dollars in debt? How much money did he get from selling that pedo-ranch of his?

i wish he'd just go away and hide on an island in the south pacific somewhere so we don't have to be reminded of the horrible mess the guy's managed to make of his life.

also, doesn't he still own the entire beatles catalogue? how can he be in debt with that kind of royalties?

As much fun as it is to harp on Jackson (and believe me, the looney deserves it), it's precisely because of articles like this that he has to put on these ridiculous disguises. Even in his irrelevance, the paparazzi are trying to get pictures of him and his kids.

Between their father's mental disease and the paparazzi (and shouldn't they be turning their attention on "stars" that still "matter"?), those kids are screwed.

raab:Looking good, Jacko!

Where did you get that pic of the noseless monkey? WTF is the story behind it?

Looking for work in Vegas? Might want to try Branson. He can star along with Adrian Zmed, Charo, and Mr. T in "That's Familiar"

bobbette:...also, doesn't he still own the entire beatles catalogue? how can he be in debt with that kind of royalties?

And the Elephant Man's bones? Didn't he buy those?

B.C.:rcain:Damn, that bleach treatment really does take the black out

You completely missed the caption though: "Family affair: A rare glimpse of the Jackson kids, Paris, Prince and Blanket"

god...I'm glad somebody else caught this too...Blanket? wow...that kid, if not already, is gonna be farked up for life.

Wow! I think his kid on the far left of that picture inherited his old nose!

sip111:How does he still have aids when he's hundreds of millions of dollars in debt? How much money did he get from selling that pedo-ranch of his?

Because there is no cure for AIDS.

/Suicide Mike
//Really
///Do it NOW

CT Zeal: it's precisely because of articles like this that he has to put on these ridiculous disguises. Even in his irrelevance,

Nah I can't really go along with you on that one, maybe in his 'super-star' days yeah, but now? If he just went about normally (well, as normally as you can as a self created side-show freak) within a few months he'd barely be making it into the back pages of gawker crap like Heat magazine. He puts this kind of show on precisely because it gets him the attention he craves.

jimpoz:He's been deposed for at least the last 15 years.

Hell, as long as there's no new King of Pop that we know of, they might as well call him that still.

moofburger:If he just went about normally (well, as normally as you can as a self created side-show freak) within a few months he'd barely be making it into the back pages of gawker crap like Heat magazine. He puts this kind of show on precisely because it gets him the attention he craves.

Not a chance. There are certain celebrities, like Jackson or Madonna, who never have to do a single thing ever again and will always be super famous, everywhere they go. Look at Liz Taylor. He will never be able to escape the photographers, ever.

productiveslacker:I'm out of the loop. Does he actually have 3 possibly normal kids? Them kids are awfully whitish.

Normal and this guy aren't used in the same sentence
Blanket?
(Boy named Sue?)

article: 'First Michael was in the childrens' section on his own in the wheelchair reading books. The three children were at another table with the bodyguards.
'He was in the children's section for about half an hour. He then went to the music section and was sitting in the chair looking through various books.
'But this time the children were in the children's section. Then he pushed himself around in the wheelchair for a while and ended up in the magazine section.
'He was in the shop for about two hours in total. There was no special treatment. The shop was not closed to the public at any point.

in other news, other people browse too

Speaking of insanity, I watched the first Indiana Jones movie again after at least 20 years last night. That movie sucked. It sucked arse. Lucas' downward spiral into insanity started a long time before episode six.

B.C.:rcain:Damn, that bleach treatment really does take the black out

You completely missed the caption though: "Family affair: A rare glimpse of the Jackson kids, Paris, Prince and Blanket"

Seriously though, what the hell kind of name is Blanket???

You have to feel sorry for "Blanket" (real name Prince Michael Jackson II). He's probably had more publicity than his brother & sister due to the infamous balcony dangling photograph back when he was an infant. If his dad hadn't been a celebrity, children's services would have likely taken him & his siblings away from their father.

amanogowa:
If you remove his self-created hype due to his deranged behavior, this would not be true.

Doesn't matter the cause. I was just saying there's no way he'd be regaled to the back pages of a third-rate magazine anytime in our lifetimes. He's one of the most famous people on the entire planet. You can go to any obscure country in any bizarre locale, and they know Michael Jackson. Not many people can say that.

How do they know it's Michael Jackson? They can tell by the wrist and neck? I bet he sends his kids out with a guy totally covered up so people assume, then he's off doing...whatever he does.

Bathia_Mapes:You have to feel sorry for "Blanket" (real name Prince Michael Jackson II). He's probably had more publicity than his brother & sister due to the infamous balcony dangling photograph back when he was an infant. If his dad hadn't been a celebrity, children's services would have likely taken him & his siblings away from their father.

If Michael had dropped him, he'd be a Crash Blanket.

bobbette:also, doesn't he still own the entire beatles catalogue? how can he be in debt with that kind of royalties?

He sold half to Sony for $95m. Then he used the other half to get a $270m loan from the Bank of America. When he defaulted on re-payments, they sold the loans to a company called Fortress. Fortress gave him another loan of $300m, and lowered his interest payments as part of a deal where they'd sell the remaining 50% to Sony in May 2008.

No news if the sale went through, so maybe there was another deal.

Prince and Paris's mother is Debbie Rowe, seen in this seriously DO NOT WANT pic:



Blanket's mom is unknown, but a crazy english woman named "Dudu" says its her.

I never understood Michael Jackson being called a musical genius. Does he even play an instrument? Yeah, he can dance, and he wrote or co-wrote some nice little pop songs. But a genius?

/he has a kid named Blanket
//I have a cat named Linus
///man, too weird