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(Daily Express) Stupid Government blows $150,000... to tell school kids that Elvis Presley was a gypsy   (express.co.uk) divider line 79
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Counter_Intelligent 2008-07-10 12:18:29 AM  
Please keep it as pounds so we know from where this story came.

 
Funk Brothers 2008-07-10 12:19:15 AM  
Glad I went to a private school.

Wait a minute, this is from the UK. This makes the situation even dumber.

 
sirgrim [TotalFark] 2008-07-10 12:19:26 AM  
Damn straight. $50,000 for a lock of hair. That's a gyp alright.

 
johnny_vegas [TotalFark] 2008-07-10 12:20:09 AM  
i56.photobucket.com

 
vwarb 2008-07-10 12:22:42 AM  
johnny_vegas...is that a MAN, with a CAMEL TOE?!?!?

 
TheGodson83 2008-07-10 12:22:53 AM  
Nice moose knuckle...bleck...

 
Greenbeanx 2008-07-10 12:24:58 AM  
You know what...What the hell is a Gypsy..Why should we really care.. When I think of of a Gypsy, All I think of a person that travels around..Why is that so bad? They are just people.

 
bearded clamorer 2008-07-10 12:26:31 AM  
Government blows $150,000... to tell school kids that Elvis Presley was a gypsy

FTFY Subby

 
TheGodson83 2008-07-10 12:27:15 AM  
but 150 grand?

 
EatYourHeartOut 2008-07-10 12:27:36 AM  
And a Pikey reaction is quite a farking thing.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-07-10 12:28:33 AM  
That's silly...everyone knows Elvis was Mexican

 
Being Famous Sucks [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-10 12:31:28 AM  
So that's how he just disappeared...

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2008-07-10 12:32:13 AM  
Greenbeanx:You know what...What the hell is a Gypsy..Why should we really care..

I think they're specifically referring to:

Link (new window)

In case you were really wondering.

 
ypsifly 2008-07-10 12:33:23 AM  
That would explain why the basement in Graceland is so damn tacky.

 
towatchoverme 2008-07-10 12:37:00 AM  
That's silly...everyone knows Elvis was a Cajun.

 
BabaG 2008-07-10 12:40:07 AM  
Actually, Elvis was Jewish (through his mother's side, no less)...

... but also Native American, Irish Welsh, German, English, Scottish, etc.

 
HolyGeekboy 2008-07-10 12:40:38 AM  
towatchoverme:That's silly...everyone knows Elvis was a Cajun.

Come now. I think we've reached the enlightened age and can finally admit that...

Elvis was a space alien.

/Grandma read the Enquirer when I was young.

 
Betenoreus 2008-07-10 12:42:11 AM  
BabaG:Actually, Elvis was Jewish (through his mother's side, no less)...

... but also Native American, Irish Welsh, German, English, Scottish, etc.


Hybrid Vigor FTW! (new window)

 
evaned 2008-07-10 12:42:24 AM  
vwarb:johnny_vegas...is that a MAN, with a CAMEL TOE?!?!?

OH GOD, why did I look at the picture again after reading this? MY EYES... OWWWWW

 
Dr.Zom 2008-07-10 12:42:48 AM  
Everybody knows Elvis was Jewish.^

 
TheGodson83 2008-07-10 12:45:12 AM  
i128.photobucket.com

Gypsy Punk!

 
Donald_McRonald 2008-07-10 12:45:15 AM  
Philip Davies, Tory MP for Shipley in Yorkshire and a campaigner against political correctness, said: "This is a grotesque abuse of taxpayers' money. When families are struggling to pay their bills, for the Government to fund this magazine which speaks garbage is just another kick in the teeth."

My first thought: Oh, yeah. Wouldn't want to ruin those pristine English teeth.

 
tlacuacheguero 2008-07-10 12:45:34 AM  
Headline: £70,000 'WASTED' ON TELLING PUPILS ELVIS WAS A GYPSY

Article: "The department provided £70,000 of funding to the gypsy, Roma and traveller community... to produce material and events across the country to celebrate the culture..."

The Daily Mail's Katy Taylor-Richards: contender for the "using a minor detail from a story to concoct a misleading yet eye-catching headline" award?

World's Greatest Newspaper? Don't think so.

/Do they really have an award for that?
//If not, let's start one.

 
TheGodson83 2008-07-10 12:47:24 AM  
Kiss me I'm brithish...

ummm...

no.

 
devildog123 [TotalFark] 2008-07-10 12:48:09 AM  
FTA: It goes on to claim that Elvis's mother Gladys's maiden name was Smith, a common Romany name.

Wow, this is their evidence? His mother's maiden name was Smith? There are about 20 pages of Smiths in any phone book. Are they all gypsies too?

 
destitute college kid 2008-07-10 12:48:50 AM  
I can't imagine why it would cost that much. I don't claim to know anything about government printouts, but I've been involved with a few small-circulation newspapers and a one-time printing of 23,000 copies of a pamphlet shouldn't cost that much, right? But then, I've never done anything in the UK...

Anyway, except for the fact that I'm not convinced Elvis was a gypsy, good on them. They've had it rough as far as ethnicities go, and it's about time we showed them a little love.

 
YoungSwedishBlonde 2008-07-10 12:51:16 AM  
70k blown to promote "culture" which for Gypsies runs as about as deep as the bacteria on their extended hands.

 
Haoie 2008-07-10 12:51:32 AM  
Gypsy? I thought he was a vampire.

 
Bucky Katt [TotalFark] 2008-07-10 12:52:26 AM  
Yes, I absolutely trust Dirty Des to get a story like this right.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-07-10 12:53:43 AM  
Haoie:Gypsy? I thought he was a vampire.

Gypsy Vampire...he only traveled at night

 
Funzo 2008-07-10 01:00:19 AM  
I'm changing my name to Lord Adonis.

 
hawk90013 2008-07-10 01:03:36 AM  
www.herecomestheboss.com

Gypsy, give me your tears. If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!

 
ChaoticLimbs 2008-07-10 01:04:42 AM  
You know, you give me any word, ANY WORD, and I show you how it's origin is Greek Romani.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-07-10 01:04:56 AM  
hawk90013:Gypsy, give me your tears. If you will not give them to me, I will take them from you!

Aw I cam here hoping no one would go there....:^(

 
Grassy Knoll Stains 2008-07-10 01:08:07 AM  
The British tooth thing is getting ...well a little bit long in the tooth. Especially when its Americans that usuually say it. If you want to talk about teeth, how about those American ones where it looks like they could eat an apple through a tennis raquet.

 
ShabazKilla [TotalFark] 2008-07-10 01:09:10 AM  
aloader.com

Give me your tears gypsy King.

 
mekki 2008-07-10 01:12:56 AM  
FTA: It goes on to claim that Elvis's mother Gladys's maiden name was Smith, a common Romany name.

Really? Smith is a common gypsy name? I am not buying it. Though the Doctor in Doctor Who went by John Smith. He would travel constantly and never tell anyone about his past... It all makes sense now.

BabaG:Actually, Elvis was Jewish (through his mother's side, no less)...

... but also Native American, Irish Welsh, German, English, Scottish, etc.


So, what you are telling me is that Elvis is everyone every where? He's in everybody? He's in the young, the old, the fat, the skinny, the white, the black, the brown and the blue people got Elvis in 'em too?

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-07-10 01:15:05 AM  
vwarb:johnny_vegas...is that a MAN, with a CAMEL TOE?!?!?

No camel nuts.

 
fanbladesaresharp 2008-07-10 01:19:51 AM  
destitute college kid:I can't imagine why it would cost that much. I don't claim to know anything about government printouts, but I've been involved with a few small-circulation newspapers and a one-time printing of 23,000 copies of a pamphlet shouldn't cost that much, right? But then, I've never done anything in the UK...

Anyway, except for the fact that I'm not convinced Elvis was a gypsy, good on them. They've had it rough as far as ethnicities go, and it's about time we showed them a little love.


Oh yeah. It can. And government printing is done on the cheap. Cheap ink. Cheap crappy paper, but you still have to pay the labor for the printing, bindery, packaging, shipping. Shipping of the paper in the first place. All that. That bill adds up FAST and HIGH.

/works in large scale printing.

 
caramel corn for president please 2008-07-10 01:25:03 AM  
fanbladesaresharp:vwarb:johnny_vegas...is that a MAN, with a CAMEL TOE?!?!?

No camel nuts.


Plum smuggling, or bone cleavage.

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-07-10 01:25:05 AM  
mekki:So, what you are telling me is that Elvis is everyone every where? He's in everybody? He's in the young, the old, the fat, the skinny, the white, the black, the brown and the blue people got Elvis in 'em too?


Elvis is god!

 
berylman 2008-07-10 01:26:05 AM  
What about Cher?

/I was born in the wagon of a travellin' show

 
cksewell [TotalFark] 2008-07-10 01:28:37 AM  
berylman:What about Cher?

/I was born in the wagon of a travellin' show


Papa did whatever he could...then he slammed into a tree while skiing.

 
gwowen 2008-07-10 01:29:04 AM  
tlacuacheguero:The Daily Mail's Katy Taylor-Richards: contender for the "using a minor detail from a story to concoct a misleading yet eye-catching headline" award?

Tell your facts to shut up.

 
wildancrazy159 2008-07-10 01:37:28 AM  
We have gypsies here in the states, knew a family of them in California. Palm readers, fences, con-men and thieves, the whole family. At one point they had many million's of dollars in food stamps, i was told it was stolen from a train car. Tried to pay me in said food stamps for services rendered, uh no!?
Also almost bought a Rolls Royce from the leader, he lived in a trailer park, in a house..?
Was a good deal too, $13,000 dollars, thats why i did not touch it...damn gypsies, it probably would have stated in the night and went back to them, or was filled with little gypsies who would come out and rob me blind, then take the car back to them..
Which ever, i knew it would end up back in their hands in the end, with me tied up somewhere and all my stuff gone.

 
T-Luv 2008-07-10 01:37:59 AM  
johnny_vegas
You gotta fix yourself, girl. You got a camel toe!

www.truesport.com

 
Crazy Bacon Legs 2008-07-10 01:49:23 AM  
C'mon people! Any government expenditure can be justified when you break it down to the per-person cost. There are 60,000 in the UK. That means roughly 0.25 cents per person. That's nothing!

It's amazing what you can get away with spending money on in government if you word it the right way.

And never mind the aggregate of all those really cheap programs. It probably doesn't add up to THAT much.

 
jerky on the veldt 2008-07-10 01:55:38 AM  
FTFA:It goes on to claim that Elvis's mother Gladys's maiden name was Smith, a common Romany name.

media.npr.org
img2.timeinc.net
www.trinitygoth.com

Gypsies, gypsies, all of them gypsies! My cereal is ruined!

/and my links are hot
//goodbye, maybe

 
Z1P2 2008-07-10 02:00:38 AM  
Read the article, and was left wondering why in the heck they thought telling kids Elvis and Charlie Chaplain and Rita Hayworth were gypsies would help kids to be more inclusive of gypsies... kids today have no idea who those people are.

 
MiamiBlues 2008-07-10 02:02:31 AM  
Who do you think Dylan's "Went to See the Gypsy" is about?

 
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