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(Some Guy) Dumbass Amy Winehouse down to three fans now after attacking another one in a pub   (newswatch50.com) divider line 12
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Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-07-09 02:31:45 PM  
I realize that the US is the home of frivolous lawsuits and God nows I hate them but in this case, what's the point of getting assaulted by a celebrity if you don't get paid afterwards?

Hire some guy in a silly wig and sue the biatch.

 
H_is_for_Heretic 2008-07-09 02:44:40 PM  
Mugato: what's the point of getting assaulted by a celebrity if you don't get paid afterwards?



All the victims so far have been described as fans so perhaps they're honored, or collecting it like an autograph. If she punched me I'd be thrilled, assuming no bones were broken. She doesn't seem to be on the "strength of ten men" kind of drugs.

 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark] 2008-07-09 04:26:37 PM  
H_is_for_Heretic:All the victims so far have been described as fans so perhaps they're honored, or collecting it like an autograph. If she punched me I'd be thrilled, assuming no bones were broken. She doesn't seem to be on the "strength of ten men" kind of drugs.

God help us if that woman's set loose in Camden on PCP.

 
Glenechocreek 2008-07-09 05:17:55 PM  
If she doesn't rank near the top on your celebrity death poll, then you are a moran.

 
Sobrrr 2008-07-09 05:53:18 PM  
I'm one of her three fans.
I'm saving her a seat right next to me in AA...
...Hope she makes it...

 
ScotterOtter 2008-07-09 06:09:18 PM  
In other news, Stephen Tyler just got out of rehab. Since he's a man, it's not news.

 
Commander Salamander 2008-07-09 06:33:41 PM  
ScotterOtter:In other news, Stephen Tyler just got out of rehab. Since he's a man, it's not news.

Then how did you find out?

 
Gordon Bennett 2008-07-09 07:29:46 PM  
tallguywithglasseson:God help us if that woman's set loose in Camden on PCP.

I doubt anyone would notice if she was. I love this place.

 
jj86 2008-07-09 08:32:56 PM  
...and the train wreck continues....

 
Client No. 9 2008-07-09 08:46:38 PM  
Christ! Can we PLEASE stop posting any trivial news item of this skag. Please please please.

 
The_Time_Master 2008-07-09 11:00:00 PM  
Her uterus cries for my speculum and zygotes.

 
Bugs_Bunny_Practiced_Psychological_Warfare 2008-07-09 11:58:43 PM  
The_Time_Master:Her uterus cries for my speculum and zygotes.

THIS!

 
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