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(BBC) Interesting Rapper traumatised by gun arrest. Gangsta   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 64
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tgregory 2008-07-09 01:25:19 PM  
When I stepped off dat train, wit a gun in muh grill...
I nearly pissed my pants, and gave off a shrill...
Now my street cred is out da door...
Prolly ain't gonna have no one buy muh records no mo.

 
Tacoby Bellisbury 2008-07-09 01:33:06 PM  
Nzube Udezue, 21, a University of Oxford graduate


but no, he's a rapper

 
Tacoby Bellisbury 2008-07-09 01:45:23 PM  
And this is suprising how? If you were minding your own business and you got thrown to the ground with guns drawn, you'd be a little traumatised.

 
robisfunky 2008-07-09 03:43:44 PM  
FTFA: "I'm shocked, confused, scared and embarrassed all at the same time"

I like to call it 'shoconscarassed'.

 
Jose628 2008-07-09 03:45:25 PM  
img370.imageshack.us

 
ultraholland 2008-07-09 03:46:30 PM  
He's lucky he didn't get seven shots to the head like that poor Brazilian guy.

 
liam76 2008-07-09 03:47:38 PM  
Tacoby Bellisbury:Nzube Udezue, 21, a University of Oxford graduate


but no, he's a rapper


"In his blog, the self-proclaimed "rap star""

"But the computer science graduate had been promoting his music in Southampton and was returning home."

I see the computer grad student too, but rapper being traumatised is a better headline.

 
fatal_exception 2008-07-09 03:48:28 PM  
Omarion. I'm praying for him.

 
Mekanikos 2008-07-09 03:49:05 PM  
robisfunky:FTFA: "I'm shocked, confused, scared and embarrassed all at the same time"

I like to call it 'shoconscarassed'.


"Hand me my brown trousers" "shoconscarassed"? Or just "shoconscarassed"?

 
imgod2u [TotalFark] 2008-07-09 03:49:24 PM  
I guessed they all learned after Tupac and Biggie.

 
HowAboutNo 2008-07-09 03:49:30 PM  
gangsta?

img233.imageshack.us

 
ObscureNameHere 2008-07-09 03:50:53 PM  
ultraholland:He's lucky he didn't get seven shots to the head like that poor Brazilian guy.

How can 7 shots take out a brazillion guys?

 
Impudent Domain 2008-07-09 03:51:34 PM  
HowAboutNo:gangsta?

you know, those three little terd-like wannbees NEVER get old.

 
fatal_exception 2008-07-09 03:51:40 PM  
robisfunky:FTFA: "I'm shocked, confused, scared and embarrassed all at the same time"

I like to call it 'shoconscarassed'.


Oh dammit, now I've Chacarron in my head.

 
skiinaw 2008-07-09 03:53:07 PM  
Straight outta Oxford,
Crazy Mofo known as Zuby....

 
Smacky the Frog 2008-07-09 03:53:17 PM  
Guns don't kill people!! Bullets do!

/agrees with Chris Rock
//make bullets $5000 apiece

 
septic_mouth 2008-07-09 03:53:44 PM  
Rap isn't music. He was promoting the thug life.
SHOOT HIM!!!

 
Brown Sauce 2008-07-09 03:53:48 PM  
Representin'? You're doing it wrong.

img253.imageshack.us

 
tortilla burger 2008-07-09 03:55:58 PM  
Even McLovin is more gangsta than this guy

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-07-09 03:56:15 PM  
50 cent would think that guy is a pussy. He got shot in the face. IN THE FACE!

 
Ika7734 2008-07-09 03:56:15 PM  
ObscureNameHere:ultraholland:He's lucky he didn't get seven shots to the head like that poor Brazilian guy.

How can 7 shots take out a brazillion guys?


They stand in 7 nice straight lines.

 
OGC 2008-07-09 03:56:39 PM  
Also not gangsta:

upload.wikimedia.org

 
Gunz_drawn 2008-07-09 03:56:41 PM  
Tacoby Bellisbury:And this is suprising how? If you were minding your own business and you got thrown to the ground with guns drawn, you'd be a little traumatised.

Why do these people drag me into every Farkin story?

G.d.

 
ScottMpls 2008-07-09 03:57:58 PM  
So much for his "street cred".

 
DahCheet 2008-07-09 03:58:09 PM  
ObscureNameHere:ultraholland:He's lucky he didn't get seven shots to the head like that poor Brazilian guy.

How can 7 shots take out a brazillion guys?


You're lucky I wasn't drinking anything otherwise you'd own me one keyboard and laptop

/lol'd

 
ObscureNameHere 2008-07-09 03:58:26 PM  
Ika7734:ObscureNameHere:ultraholland:He's lucky he didn't get seven shots to the head like that poor Brazilian guy.

How can 7 shots take out a brazillion guys?

They stand in 7 nice straight lines.


But still -- that's a hell of a powerful pistol. Must be using a 'Desert Eagle' with teflon bullets or something.

 
i am the infidel 2008-07-09 03:58:27 PM  
ObscureNameHere:How can 7 shots take out a brazillion guys?

Extremely good shot placement?

 
ObscureNameHere 2008-07-09 03:59:52 PM  
i am the infidel:ObscureNameHere:How can 7 shots take out a brazillion guys?

Extremely good shot placement?


That, or, maybe a MIRACLE! Like Loaves and Fishes, only with an armed and dangerous messiah.

 
Links 2008-07-09 04:01:10 PM  
Tacoby Bellisbury:Nzube Udezue, 21, a University of Oxford graduate


but no, he's a rapper


Not just a rapper, a rap STAR who happened to be on his way to the gym in 26 minutes when he was detained.

 
Fortune's Always Hiding 2008-07-09 04:01:52 PM  
robisfunky:FTFA: "I'm shocked, confused, scared and embarrassed all at the same time"

I like to call it 'shoconscarassed'.


God, I hope this catches on. I done lol'd

 
TheoParke [TotalFark] 2008-07-09 04:01:58 PM  
i261.photobucket.com

 
Redscum 2008-07-09 04:02:58 PM  
This was on my local news, happened right near where I live.

Tacoby Bellisbury:And this is suprising how? If you were minding your own business and you got thrown to the ground with guns drawn, you'd be a little traumatised.

This. I can't imagine what must have been going through his mind when he stepped off the train to find himself looking down the barrels of a load of guns.

 
Grandmaster_Slapnuts 2008-07-09 04:03:00 PM  
ObscureNameHere:ultraholland:He's lucky he didn't get seven shots to the head like that poor Brazilian guy.

How can 7 shots take out a brazillion guys?


It's a variation of the "One Bullet Theory"

 
SquirrelWithLargeNuts 2008-07-09 04:08:05 PM  
This 'rapper' went to Oxford and got a Comp Sci degree. So it's ironic that he's probably smarter than anyone making fun of him in this thread.

 
ZuzuPetals 2008-07-09 04:08:33 PM  
blogs.usatoday.com

 
Captain Darling 2008-07-09 04:09:14 PM  
liam76:"In his blog, the self-proclaimed "rap star""

"But the computer science graduate had been promoting his music in Southampton and was returning home."

I see the computer grad student too, but rapper being traumatised is a better headline.


He is a graduate, not a graduate student.

 
IsaacBoda 2008-07-09 04:09:44 PM  
www.ep.tc

 
tkirby 2008-07-09 04:11:23 PM  
Now this is gangsta...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LNA3cTvc1xk

 
beatboxerforlourawls 2008-07-09 04:15:13 PM  
SquirrelWithLargeNuts:This 'rapper' went to Oxford and got a Comp Sci degree. So it's ironic that he's probably smarter than anyone making fun of him in this thread.

Many successful 'rappers' went to university, so I don't think we need to quote 'rapper' as if an education can't possibly make you one.

/is a die hard hip-hop head
//should probably stay away from this entire thread

 
King_Panther13 2008-07-09 04:16:06 PM  
I'm guessing (and hoping) that he's not one of those retarded "gangsta" rappers. (Isn't it just sad that Firefox's spell check says that "Gangsta" is a word?). If he was, then he probably deserved it...no more making poems about raping whores and "capping" people in the ass, when you're "Traumatized" by the oh-so-lowly police. But seriously, he probably was a decent indie artist or something. I know I would have shat myself if that happened to me.

 
gorgor 2008-07-09 04:20:17 PM  
Wrap Stars come in handy during Christmas.

 
colonel_bob 2008-07-09 04:22:11 PM  
OGC:Also not gangsta:

I came for the reference, and was not disappointed.

 
Lord Summerisle 2008-07-09 04:22:48 PM  
I bet he was flabbergasted.

 
An tSaoi 2008-07-09 04:25:55 PM  
Damn it feels good to be a gansta.

 
thatguyfred 2008-07-09 04:26:39 PM  
" In his blog, the self-proclaimed "rap star", said he had been looking forward to a gym session when "all hell broke loose". "



Serious lulz

 
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad 2008-07-09 04:32:05 PM  
SquirrelWithLargeNuts:This 'rapper' went to Oxford and got a Comp Sci degree. So it's ironic that he's probably smarter than anyone making fun of him in this thread.

I have a master's in electrical engineering so does that mean I can make a joke about this guy?

/don't want to offend anyone on the internet

 
chaddsfarkprefect 2008-07-09 04:34:18 PM  
thatguyfred:" In his blog, the self-proclaimed "rap star", said he had been looking forward to a gym session when "all hell broke loose". "

Serious lulz



Yeah, is gym Brit for jam?

 
The_Gallant_Gallstone [TotalFark] 2008-07-09 04:45:01 PM  
detroitdoesntsuckthatbad:have a master's in electrical engineering so does that mean I can make a joke about this guy?

Only if you got mad street cred

/FARK Guerillaz Representin'

 
cousndick 2008-07-09 04:47:13 PM  
img255.imageshack.us

Not impressed

 
fireisprogress 2008-07-09 04:47:45 PM  
I once woke up to an almost-plainclothes officer pointing a gun in my room, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/very surreal

 
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