When I stepped off dat train, wit a gun in muh grill...
I nearly pissed my pants, and gave off a shrill...
Now my street cred is out da door...
Prolly ain't gonna have no one buy muh records no mo.

Nzube Udezue, 21, a University of Oxford graduate


but no, he's a rapper

And this is suprising how? If you were minding your own business and you got thrown to the ground with guns drawn, you'd be a little traumatised.

FTFA: "I'm shocked, confused, scared and embarrassed all at the same time"

I like to call it 'shoconscarassed'.

He's lucky he didn't get seven shots to the head like that poor Brazilian guy.

Tacoby Bellisbury:Nzube Udezue, 21, a University of Oxford graduate


but no, he's a rapper

"In his blog, the self-proclaimed "rap star""

"But the computer science graduate had been promoting his music in Southampton and was returning home."

I see the computer grad student too, but rapper being traumatised is a better headline.

Omarion. I'm praying for him.

robisfunky:FTFA: "I'm shocked, confused, scared and embarrassed all at the same time"

I like to call it 'shoconscarassed'.

"Hand me my brown trousers" "shoconscarassed"? Or just "shoconscarassed"?

I guessed they all learned after Tupac and Biggie.

gangsta?

ultraholland:He's lucky he didn't get seven shots to the head like that poor Brazilian guy.

How can 7 shots take out a brazillion guys?

HowAboutNo:gangsta?

you know, those three little terd-like wannbees NEVER get old.

robisfunky:FTFA: "I'm shocked, confused, scared and embarrassed all at the same time"

I like to call it 'shoconscarassed'.

Oh dammit, now I've Chacarron in my head.

Straight outta Oxford,
Crazy Mofo known as Zuby....

Guns don't kill people!! Bullets do!

/agrees with Chris Rock
//make bullets $5000 apiece

Rap isn't music. He was promoting the thug life.
SHOOT HIM!!!

Even McLovin is more gangsta than this guy

50 cent would think that guy is a pussy. He got shot in the face. IN THE FACE!

ObscureNameHere:ultraholland:He's lucky he didn't get seven shots to the head like that poor Brazilian guy.

How can 7 shots take out a brazillion guys?

They stand in 7 nice straight lines.

Also not gangsta:

Tacoby Bellisbury:And this is suprising how? If you were minding your own business and you got thrown to the ground with guns drawn, you'd be a little traumatised.

Why do these people drag me into every Farkin story?

G.d.

So much for his "street cred".

ObscureNameHere:ultraholland:He's lucky he didn't get seven shots to the head like that poor Brazilian guy.

How can 7 shots take out a brazillion guys?

You're lucky I wasn't drinking anything otherwise you'd own me one keyboard and laptop

/lol'd

Ika7734:ObscureNameHere:ultraholland:He's lucky he didn't get seven shots to the head like that poor Brazilian guy.

How can 7 shots take out a brazillion guys?

They stand in 7 nice straight lines.

But still -- that's a hell of a powerful pistol. Must be using a 'Desert Eagle' with teflon bullets or something.

ObscureNameHere:How can 7 shots take out a brazillion guys?

Extremely good shot placement?

i am the infidel:ObscureNameHere:How can 7 shots take out a brazillion guys?

Extremely good shot placement?

That, or, maybe a MIRACLE! Like Loaves and Fishes, only with an armed and dangerous messiah.

Tacoby Bellisbury:Nzube Udezue, 21, a University of Oxford graduate


but no, he's a rapper

Not just a rapper, a rap STAR who happened to be on his way to the gym in 26 minutes when he was detained.

robisfunky:FTFA: "I'm shocked, confused, scared and embarrassed all at the same time"

I like to call it 'shoconscarassed'.

God, I hope this catches on. I done lol'd

This was on my local news, happened right near where I live.

Tacoby Bellisbury:And this is suprising how? If you were minding your own business and you got thrown to the ground with guns drawn, you'd be a little traumatised.

This. I can't imagine what must have been going through his mind when he stepped off the train to find himself looking down the barrels of a load of guns.

ObscureNameHere:ultraholland:He's lucky he didn't get seven shots to the head like that poor Brazilian guy.

How can 7 shots take out a brazillion guys?

It's a variation of the "One Bullet Theory"

This 'rapper' went to Oxford and got a Comp Sci degree. So it's ironic that he's probably smarter than anyone making fun of him in this thread.

liam76:"In his blog, the self-proclaimed "rap star""

"But the computer science graduate had been promoting his music in Southampton and was returning home."

I see the computer grad student too, but rapper being traumatised is a better headline.

He is a graduate, not a graduate student.

Now this is gangsta...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LNA3cTvc1xk

SquirrelWithLargeNuts:This 'rapper' went to Oxford and got a Comp Sci degree. So it's ironic that he's probably smarter than anyone making fun of him in this thread.

Many successful 'rappers' went to university, so I don't think we need to quote 'rapper' as if an education can't possibly make you one.

/is a die hard hip-hop head
//should probably stay away from this entire thread

I'm guessing (and hoping) that he's not one of those retarded "gangsta" rappers. (Isn't it just sad that Firefox's spell check says that "Gangsta" is a word?). If he was, then he probably deserved it...no more making poems about raping whores and "capping" people in the ass, when you're "Traumatized" by the oh-so-lowly police. But seriously, he probably was a decent indie artist or something. I know I would have shat myself if that happened to me.

Wrap Stars come in handy during Christmas.

OGC:Also not gangsta:

I came for the reference, and was not disappointed.

I bet he was flabbergasted.

Damn it feels good to be a gansta.

" In his blog, the self-proclaimed "rap star", said he had been looking forward to a gym session when "all hell broke loose". "



Serious lulz

SquirrelWithLargeNuts:This 'rapper' went to Oxford and got a Comp Sci degree. So it's ironic that he's probably smarter than anyone making fun of him in this thread.

I have a master's in electrical engineering so does that mean I can make a joke about this guy?

/don't want to offend anyone on the internet

thatguyfred:" In his blog, the self-proclaimed "rap star", said he had been looking forward to a gym session when "all hell broke loose". "

Serious lulz


Yeah, is gym Brit for jam?

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad:have a master's in electrical engineering so does that mean I can make a joke about this guy?

Only if you got mad street cred

/FARK Guerillaz Representin'

Not impressed

I once woke up to an almost-plainclothes officer pointing a gun in my room, so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.

/very surreal