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(Starpulse) Amusing Chris Martin defends his children Apple and Moses' names; says he's also keen to the name "Chewbacca"   (starpulse.com) divider line 19
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Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-07-09 10:54:15 AM  
I've always wondered, how did Chewbacca and the other wookiees for that matter, express what their names were? Or did humans just name them?

/shouldn't be drinking this early
//during school

 
Supercheeks [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-09 11:00:22 AM  
Funny he should think a name is "just noise" because that's exactly what I think of Coldplay's music.

 
kblair4 [TotalFark] 2008-07-09 11:00:34 AM  
Mugato:I've always wondered, how did Chewbacca and the other wookiees for that matter, express what their names were? Or did humans just name them?

I guess we'll never know. Chewie never had to introduce himself. His one introduction came from Ben Kenobi.

/of course, a human did write the story

 
assegai [TotalFark] 2008-07-09 01:39:49 PM  
Haha, that's a great question. Maybe he wrote it.

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-07-09 02:10:12 PM  
Supercheeks:Funny he should think a name is "just noise" because that's exactly what I think of Coldplay's music.

Coldplay is the new U2. Both bands have a mediocre sound. Seriously, all of both bands songs sound the same.

 
GoteamVenture 2008-07-09 02:13:37 PM  
CHEWBACCA WHAT A WOOKIE! CHEWIE!!!!!

 
cormac_zoso 2008-07-09 02:43:35 PM  
i'd name my daughter "cumquat" ... nothing bad any other kid could ever come up with for that name

/homer ... 'nothing rhymed with bart'
//moses is okay
///apple ... not so much
////mmmmmmm cumquat

 
TSE 2008-07-09 03:21:36 PM  
TeddyRooseveltsMustache:Supercheeks:Funny he should think a name is "just noise" because that's exactly what I think of Coldplay's music.

Coldplay is the new U2. Both bands have a mediocre sound. Seriously, all of both bands songs sound the same.



Seriously? So you mean "Bullet The Blue Sky" sounds the same as "Yellow"?

You're a farking musical genius, you are.

 
Mike B's Bush 2008-07-09 03:21:52 PM  
You know how I know youre gay?

 
sure haven't 2008-07-09 03:36:34 PM  
To me, people spelling their names oddly for no farking reason is infinitely more retarded than stupid child names.

"Hi I'm Azshleieghieh"
"Nice to meet you Azshleieghieh, my name is Thommb"

No idea why, it just really irks me.

 
iron_city_ap 2008-07-09 03:44:14 PM  
sure haven't , Snowflakes.

 
Slu 2008-07-09 04:25:25 PM  
TSE:TeddyRooseveltsMustache:Supercheeks:Funny he should think a name is "just noise" because that's exactly what I think of Coldplay's music.

Coldplay is the new U2. Both bands have a mediocre sound. Seriously, all of both bands songs sound the same.


Seriously? So you mean "Bullet The Blue Sky" sounds the same as "Yellow"?

You're a farking musical genius, you are.


You are a farking reading comprhension genius, you are.

It says that all U2 songs sound the same and all Coldplay songs sound the same. It says nothing about U2 songs sound like Coldplay songs.

And he is right about that.

 
Slu 2008-07-09 04:26:33 PM  
And names are just noises, Chris Martin should change his name to what I hear when somebody says it: Pretentious Douchebag.

 
TSE 2008-07-09 05:58:09 PM  
Slu:You are a farking reading comprhension genius, you are.

It says that all U2 songs sound the same and all Coldplay songs sound the same. It says nothing about U2 songs sound like Coldplay songs.

And he is right about that.


Ok we must have learned different dialects of English then. I know what I read, I'm not going to argue about it.

 
IMDWalrus [TotalFark] 2008-07-09 06:48:03 PM  
Slu:TSE:TeddyRooseveltsMustache:Supercheeks:Funny he should think a name is "just noise" because that's exactly what I think of Coldplay's music.

Coldplay is the new U2. Both bands have a mediocre sound. Seriously, all of both bands songs sound the same.


Seriously? So you mean "Bullet The Blue Sky" sounds the same as "Yellow"?

You're a farking musical genius, you are.

You are a farking reading comprhension genius, you are.

It says that all U2 songs sound the same and all Coldplay songs sound the same. It says nothing about U2 songs sound like Coldplay songs.

And he is right about that.


"Both bands" = "Coldplay and U2"

"All of Coldplay and U2's songs sound the same" is not the same as "All of Coldplay's songs sound the same, and all of U2's songs sound the same." Seems clear to me that TSE's interpretation is perfectly valid.

/don't blame his reading skills on your lack of writing skills
//get a brain! morans

 
RevMercutio [TotalFark] 2008-07-09 07:10:43 PM  
Mugato:I've always wondered, how did Chewbacca and the other wookiees for that matter, express what their names were? Or did humans just name them?

/shouldn't be drinking this early
//during school


The humans around Chewie understood his language, they just couldn't speak it.

 
itkeepsrepeating 2008-07-09 10:17:29 PM  
hold on, so one of the kids is Apple Martin I?

/and if female, when will she turn 18?

 
danduran 2008-07-10 01:11:25 AM  
Slu:TSE:TeddyRooseveltsMustache:Supercheeks:Funny he should think a name is "just noise" because that's exactly what I think of Coldplay's music.

Coldplay is the new U2. Both bands have a mediocre sound. Seriously, all of both bands songs sound the same.


Seriously? So you mean "Bullet The Blue Sky" sounds the same as "Yellow"?

You're a farking musical genius, you are.

You are a farking reading comprhension genius, you are.

It says that all U2 songs sound the same and all Coldplay songs sound the same. It says nothing about U2 songs sound like Coldplay songs.

And he is right about that.


So you mean to say 'The Fly', 'Lemon', 'I Will Follow', 'Sometimes You Can't Make It On Your Own' and 'Desire' all sound the same? Musical genius, you are.

 
Sherjo311 2008-07-10 10:17:14 AM  
Allow me to settle this musical debate in a calm and orderly fashion.

BOTH U2 AND COLDPLAY BOTH SUCK EQUALLY

 
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