Coco? Now there's a name custom made for the pole.

As a father, I feel his pain. As a music fan, it couldn't make me giggle more. Pretentious ass that he is. But no kid deserves that kind of trouble in their life. If she truly has talent, she'll make her mark without his bad influence.

I'm sure sting was happy to hear that his daughter was chilling with the guy who nailed Amy Winehouse.

Wow, she's pretty cute. I'd be terrified if I was Sting: Cute teen daughter involved professionally and personally with a farked up I.V.-drug-using rocker... she's so doomed.

Truth hits everybody, truth hits everyone

She looks cute in that picture. In other pictures, not so much.

Whoa. She looks exactly like her dad. That's freaky.

Sex, drugs, and rock&roll. Welcome to showbiz, Sting

I am sure many, many, many fathers thought the same thing about him when he was younger.

Who the hell listens to Doherty's music anyway? When I see him my first instinct is to put him out of his misery.

Who the fark names their kid Coco?

I guess Sting isn't always watching you.

I'd guess you'd call it homicide, 'cause you're a junkie, and she ain't your bride.

It's très jolie Coco....très jolie.

glistening spoonful

She looks waaaay too much like her papa to get me excited.



Picture that with a spikey blonde crew-cut. No thanks.

Daughter has a smokey Clair Danes kind of thing going. personally I think pete doherty belongs in jail and let them throw away the key. I mean how is this guy walking the street when he has had sex with sleeping women and helped addict groupies to things like heroin (both of which I saw pictures for on the net) I guess if someone eventually died they could do something but not until then.

pstawicki:Daughter has a smokey Clair Danes kind of thing going. personally I think pete doherty belongs in jail and let them throw away the key. I mean how is this guy walking the street when he has had sex with sleeping women and helped addict groupies to things like heroin (both of which I saw pictures for on the net) I guess if someone eventually died they could do something but not until then.

I'm sure if I made a videotape of myself injecting a sleeping woman with an unknown substance, with another video of myself injecting another mystery substance into my arm and then going all starry-eyed and sent them both to a police station with my address on the envelope, they'd have me in irons faster than you can say "Pete who?". I don't know if he's just paying people off or if the Brit police are just that spineless/ignorant/stupid, but there's got to be a reason why he's not in jail right now. And his claim to "fame" can't be it. I doubt that pathetic jerkoff could entertain a mongoloid, let alone an audience.

Any dad in his right mind would get pissed off if his teenaged daughter started hanging out with miscreants. Sting is remarkably normal. Now he just needs to step up to the plate and kick Pete Doherty's ass. Problem is, he's Sting, and I don't exactly see him kicking any asses.

/he had a so-so song about being a wuss on 'Ten Summoner's Tales'
//at least he's pretty good at digging
///yeah, I know, not obscure

Infernal Wedgie:Now he just needs to step up to the plate and kick Pete Doherty's ass. Problem is, he's Sting, and I don't exactly see him kicking any asses.

Really? Sting has kept himself in pretty good shape. If they went at it I'm guessing Doherty would be a grease spot.

for good or for awesome:Infernal Wedgie:Now he just needs to step up to the plate and kick Pete Doherty's ass. Problem is, he's Sting, and I don't exactly see him kicking any asses.

Really? Sting has kept himself in pretty good shape. If they went at it I'm guessing Doherty would be a grease spot.

Doherty is already a grease spot. His condition would be downgraded to "shiat-stain" if Sting every got a hold of his scrawny, malnourished ass.

I will kill him.

If she were my daughter. I'd warn him (Doherty) once, to stay the fark away from my daughter.

Rob McKenna:I will kill him.

Lovely Feyd...
He who controls the spice, controls the universe.

//can you shoot up with spice, or just munch on it?
///you CAN inject the water of life, i know that much.

looks like she could make the ol' tent pole stand up straight

/lmao
//get a life sting ... or lock your daughter in the attic
///or lock her in my attic :)

I do know Sting's reputation. So I choose my words very carefully. You tell Sting to go fark himself.

The tent's too big without you
The tent's too big without you

Without youuuuuuuu

Look, that boy doesn't know his arsehole from his earhole.

At least it wasn't this Sting:

davezog:Look, that boy doesn't know his arsehole from his earhole.

That may explain why I felt like Sting crapped in my ears the first time I heard "Fields of Gold".

Rob McKenna:I will kill him.

I came here for this. It took too farking long.

I am sure many, many, many fathers thought the same thing about him when he was younger.

I'm not so sure about that. I don't think Sting could ever have been classified as a biohazard. Not that I think any dad would have wanted their kid dating him back then, but still...

/Doherty's damn creepy

So hire someone to off him. No one will CARE!

I'm sure that as soon as they got home Sting read his daughter the riot act:

"DON'T STAND, DON'T STAND SO, DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO HIM!!"

An tSaoi:I do know Sting's reputation. So I choose my words very carefully. You tell Sting to go fark himself.

Normally you rub me the wrong way, but right now, brother... You're all right.