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(Livenews) Stupid Sting was shattered to find out his daughter excites Pete Doherty almost as much as a glistening spoonful of smack   (livenews.com.au) divider line 35
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Sybarite [TotalFark] 2008-07-09 10:02:04 AM  
Coco? Now there's a name custom made for the pole.

 
theewhiterhino 2008-07-09 11:08:08 AM  
As a father, I feel his pain. As a music fan, it couldn't make me giggle more. Pretentious ass that he is. But no kid deserves that kind of trouble in their life. If she truly has talent, she'll make her mark without his bad influence.

 
emocomputerjock 2008-07-09 11:16:20 AM  
I'm sure sting was happy to hear that his daughter was chilling with the guy who nailed Amy Winehouse.

 
deadsanta 2008-07-09 11:16:27 AM  
Wow, she's pretty cute. I'd be terrified if I was Sting: Cute teen daughter involved professionally and personally with a farked up I.V.-drug-using rocker... she's so doomed.

 
wpmulligan 2008-07-09 11:26:43 AM  
Truth hits everybody, truth hits everyone

 
hufnmouth 2008-07-09 11:28:22 AM  
She looks cute in that picture. In other pictures, not so much.

 
PhotoCindy 2008-07-09 11:33:32 AM  
Whoa. She looks exactly like her dad. That's freaky.

 
tortilla burger 2008-07-09 11:58:47 AM  
Sex, drugs, and rock&roll. Welcome to showbiz, Sting

 
Tissot 2008-07-09 12:01:26 PM  
I am sure many, many, many fathers thought the same thing about him when he was younger.

 
for good or for awesome 2008-07-09 12:05:20 PM  
Who the hell listens to Doherty's music anyway? When I see him my first instinct is to put him out of his misery.

 
guilt by association 2008-07-09 12:05:38 PM  
Who the fark names their kid Coco?

 
tricycleracer 2008-07-09 12:07:46 PM  
I guess Sting isn't always watching you.

 
DreamBrother 2008-07-09 12:10:35 PM  
I'd guess you'd call it homicide, 'cause you're a junkie, and she ain't your bride.

 
Kiler 2008-07-09 12:14:27 PM  
It's très jolie Coco....très jolie.

 
permaculture 2008-07-09 12:21:50 PM  
glistening spoonful

 
thespindrifter [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-09 12:36:04 PM  
She looks waaaay too much like her papa to get me excited.

www.handbag.com

Picture that with a spikey blonde crew-cut. No thanks.

 
pstawicki 2008-07-09 12:37:16 PM  
Daughter has a smokey Clair Danes kind of thing going. personally I think pete doherty belongs in jail and let them throw away the key. I mean how is this guy walking the street when he has had sex with sleeping women and helped addict groupies to things like heroin (both of which I saw pictures for on the net) I guess if someone eventually died they could do something but not until then.

 
mooseyfate 2008-07-09 12:51:11 PM  
pstawicki:Daughter has a smokey Clair Danes kind of thing going. personally I think pete doherty belongs in jail and let them throw away the key. I mean how is this guy walking the street when he has had sex with sleeping women and helped addict groupies to things like heroin (both of which I saw pictures for on the net) I guess if someone eventually died they could do something but not until then.

I'm sure if I made a videotape of myself injecting a sleeping woman with an unknown substance, with another video of myself injecting another mystery substance into my arm and then going all starry-eyed and sent them both to a police station with my address on the envelope, they'd have me in irons faster than you can say "Pete who?". I don't know if he's just paying people off or if the Brit police are just that spineless/ignorant/stupid, but there's got to be a reason why he's not in jail right now. And his claim to "fame" can't be it. I doubt that pathetic jerkoff could entertain a mongoloid, let alone an audience.

 
Infernal Wedgie 2008-07-09 12:57:34 PM  
Any dad in his right mind would get pissed off if his teenaged daughter started hanging out with miscreants. Sting is remarkably normal. Now he just needs to step up to the plate and kick Pete Doherty's ass. Problem is, he's Sting, and I don't exactly see him kicking any asses.

/he had a so-so song about being a wuss on 'Ten Summoner's Tales'
//at least he's pretty good at digging
///yeah, I know, not obscure

 
for good or for awesome 2008-07-09 01:18:52 PM  
Infernal Wedgie:Now he just needs to step up to the plate and kick Pete Doherty's ass. Problem is, he's Sting, and I don't exactly see him kicking any asses.

Really? Sting has kept himself in pretty good shape. If they went at it I'm guessing Doherty would be a grease spot.

 
mooseyfate 2008-07-09 01:32:04 PM  
for good or for awesome:Infernal Wedgie:Now he just needs to step up to the plate and kick Pete Doherty's ass. Problem is, he's Sting, and I don't exactly see him kicking any asses.

Really? Sting has kept himself in pretty good shape. If they went at it I'm guessing Doherty would be a grease spot.


Doherty is already a grease spot. His condition would be downgraded to "shiat-stain" if Sting every got a hold of his scrawny, malnourished ass.

 
Rob McKenna 2008-07-09 01:43:04 PM  
images.amazon.com

I will kill him.

 
GonzoNihilist 2008-07-09 02:16:22 PM  
If she were my daughter. I'd warn him (Doherty) once, to stay the fark away from my daughter.

 
deadwalk 2008-07-09 02:31:40 PM  
Rob McKenna:I will kill him.

Lovely Feyd...
He who controls the spice, controls the universe.

//can you shoot up with spice, or just munch on it?
///you CAN inject the water of life, i know that much.

 
cormac_zoso 2008-07-09 02:37:03 PM  
looks like she could make the ol' tent pole stand up straight

/lmao
//get a life sting ... or lock your daughter in the attic
///or lock her in my attic :)

 
An tSaoi 2008-07-09 04:04:47 PM  
I do know Sting's reputation. So I choose my words very carefully. You tell Sting to go fark himself.

 
Glenechocreek 2008-07-09 05:08:16 PM  
The tent's too big without you
The tent's too big without you

Without youuuuuuuu

 
davezog 2008-07-09 05:18:25 PM  
i33.tinypic.com

Look, that boy doesn't know his arsehole from his earhole.

 
Me and You 2008-07-09 05:56:24 PM  
At least it wasn't this Sting:

img53.imageshack.us

 
caknuck 2008-07-09 05:57:03 PM  
davezog:Look, that boy doesn't know his arsehole from his earhole.

That may explain why I felt like Sting crapped in my ears the first time I heard "Fields of Gold".

 
Zombie Eater 2008-07-09 06:02:36 PM  
Rob McKenna:I will kill him.

I came here for this. It took too farking long.

 
astoreth 2008-07-09 06:40:44 PM  
I am sure many, many, many fathers thought the same thing about him when he was younger.

I'm not so sure about that. I don't think Sting could ever have been classified as a biohazard. Not that I think any dad would have wanted their kid dating him back then, but still...

/Doherty's damn creepy

 
NYZooMan 2008-07-09 07:05:18 PM  
So hire someone to off him. No one will CARE!

 
Ape Shiat Nuts 2008-07-09 07:13:02 PM  
I'm sure that as soon as they got home Sting read his daughter the riot act:

"DON'T STAND, DON'T STAND SO, DON'T STAND SO CLOSE TO HIM!!"

 
mooseyfate 2008-07-09 07:13:13 PM  
An tSaoi:I do know Sting's reputation. So I choose my words very carefully. You tell Sting to go fark himself.

Normally you rub me the wrong way, but right now, brother... You're all right.

 
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