If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
Fark SearchWeb Fark

         more options... Create account

(Contact Music) Hero Shakira vows to continue the fight to free Colombian hostages whenever, wherever   (contactmusic.com) divider line 57
More: Hero  
•       •       •

1461 clicks; posted to Music » on 08 Jul 2008 at 12:00 PM   |  Make this a Fark FavoriteFavorite    |   share: Share on OMGTWITTER WEB2.0share on StumbleUponshare on Facebook  more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!

57 Comments   (+0 »)


Archived thread
First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
Hobodeluxe [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 09:33:49 AM  
img84.imageshack.us

Let's get this thread started

 
PC LOAD LETTER [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 10:04:18 AM  
Hobodeluxe:Let's get this thread started

Yes, please

 
MasterThief [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 10:14:24 AM  
Hobodeluxe:img84.imageshack.us

img503.imageshack.us

 
veedeevadeevoodee [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 10:56:42 AM  
Shakira vows to continue the fight to free Colombian hostages her img.fark.com whenever, wherever

i151.photobucket.com

/ FTFY

 
Mugato [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 11:07:58 AM  
a242.ac-images.myspacecdn.com

If you insist.

 
Tacoby Bellisbury 2008-07-08 11:48:04 AM  
but what about Sharkira?

 
Diogenes [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 11:49:30 AM  
Meh. She's part Lebanese, so she's practically a terrorist herself.

 
Flab [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 11:51:15 AM  
Sybarite, someone should tell her that's not good for her knees.

 
emocomputerjock 2008-07-08 12:02:50 PM  
I just broke my pants.

 
biyaaatci 2008-07-08 12:07:19 PM  
She's a day younger than me, so I figure we have this incredible mutual spiritual astrological bs bond. Plus, her body is perfection to me, so I feel that I deserve her.

 
DWitchiewoman 2008-07-08 12:11:06 PM  
This woman is so smoking hot, no matter what she does men & women alike will pay attention.

I'm watchin' you Shakira

 
bigmf [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 12:13:28 PM  
Diogenes:Meh. She's part Lebanese, so she's practically a terrorist herself.

Part Lebanese? Does that mean she's bi? Is a threesome possible?

 
Disgruntled Postal Worker 2008-07-08 12:14:18 PM  
i173.photobucket.com



/Colombian Gold

 
I_Love_Cheesecake 2008-07-08 12:22:33 PM  
The real - and best - Shakira, before she started dyeing her hair blonde:

img253.imageshack.us

/her best album, by far

 
I Like Bread 2008-07-08 12:24:42 PM  
I will grab my father's old sniper rifle and march down there to get the hostages myself if I can get my hands on that rump.

 
mamoru [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 12:29:11 PM  
Wow. I'm amazed that so far there has been no mention of FARC or TotalFARC involved.

It's almost as if you all are distracted by something. :-/

 
Dialectic 2008-07-08 12:30:25 PM  
Hobodeluxe

I'd love to FARC that ass!

 
ihatedumbpeople 2008-07-08 12:31:11 PM  
In case it hasn't been said yet, I've got a hostage in my pants she can free anytime.

 
DWitchiewoman 2008-07-08 12:31:46 PM  
I Like Bread:
I will grab my father's old sniper rifle and march down there to get the hostages myself if I can get my hands on that rump

see?

Behold the power of booty

 
ItsJustJake 2008-07-08 12:32:04 PM  
That is one Magnificent Woman.

 
SherKhan 2008-07-08 12:38:04 PM  
img261.imageshack.us

You heard me. I said penis goes there.

 
pedXing 2008-07-08 12:39:10 PM  
can you motorboat butt cheeks?

 
emocomputerjock 2008-07-08 12:40:15 PM  
SherKhan:You heard me. I said penis goes there.

And I would be the man to put it there my friend. By God's will, I would be that man.

 
182 2008-07-08 12:42:25 PM  
pedXing:can you motorboat butt cheeks?

YES!

 
coco ebert [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 12:51:44 PM  
pedXing:can you motorboat butt cheeks?

You just need a bigger boat.

 
hip_replacement 2008-07-08 12:56:02 PM  
182:pedXing:can you motorboat butt cheeks?

YES!


thats how you get pink eye

 
Lizard 2008-07-08 12:56:14 PM  
pedXing 2008-07-08 12:39:10 PM
can you motorboat butt cheeks?

The answer is.......YES!

 
SherKhan 2008-07-08 12:56:56 PM  
At first she was like this

www.shakiraweb.nl

but then she didn't want to waste a drop and she was like this

img267.imageshack.us

 
Rickenbacker 2008-07-08 01:22:26 PM  
SherKhan:You heard me. I said penis goes there.

Thread over..SherKhan wins!

/bunk, I shall be in it

 
puckhead 2008-07-08 01:36:49 PM  
SherKhan:At first she was like this
but then she didn't want to waste a drop and she was like this


and that, sir, is why you are on the favourite list.

 
Happathetic 2008-07-08 01:40:39 PM  
man, she's lucky that her breasts are small and humble (so you don't confuse them with mountains).

 
Bolo Jungle [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 01:44:45 PM  
She is gorgeous, but she's a fidget - a cute little fidget, but a fidget. She is literally 3 feet 7 inches tall (fact)

 
I_Love_Cheesecake 2008-07-08 02:07:01 PM  
ClintBartonWannabe:We will continue until we see all of them free. Our eyes and lips will not rest until we see and kiss those who remain captives of those without conscience

Hummina, hummina.


^
Jabba's sister?


I think that's the legendary Mercedes Sosa.

 
rickycal78 2008-07-08 02:22:10 PM  
Bolo Jungle:She is gorgeous, but she's a fidget - a cute little fidget, but a fidget. She is literally 3 feet 7 inches tall (fact)

That just means I can do circus tricks with her in bed easier.
Lay back, put her on top and spin her around like a top.

/also less likely to think I'm "small"
//what?

 
sound of a douchebag hitting the floor 2008-07-08 02:30:12 PM  
Whatever.

 
degreeless 2008-07-08 03:04:08 PM  
i13.photobucket.com

 
TeddyRooseveltsMustache [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 03:16:44 PM  
Shakira is really Wonder Woman?

 
bwesb 2008-07-08 03:33:52 PM  
Nice pics but geez what a bandwagon move.

By the way, Shakira, your fiancee is a douche-bag who hits everything in high heels.

Good luck.

 
TheNewJesus 2008-07-08 03:34:21 PM  
I would like to take a moment to thank the IT dorks here for blocking virutally all image hosts.

Thanks, homos.

 
Mike B's Bush 2008-07-08 03:44:22 PM  
why would a mexican care about Colombians?

 
mooseyfate 2008-07-08 03:45:13 PM  
Shakira, Shakira. I would march into the heart of Colombia armed only with a broken spork and a trash can lid to free those hostages if it meant I got to spend just one hour having a chat with the back of your uterus. Troof.

bwesb:Nice pics but geez what a bandwagon move.

By the way, Shakira, your fiancee is a douche-bag who hits everything in high heels.

Good luck.


I think that's why she's shiatcanning him.

/my girlfriend is a huge Shakira (Pre-US Debut, circa I_Love_Cheesecake's post) fan, so she keeps up with this stuff

 
ClintBartonWannabe 2008-07-08 04:07:04 PM  
I_Love_Cheesecake:ClintBartonWannabe:We will continue until we see all of them free. Our eyes and lips will not rest until we see and kiss those who remain captives of those without conscience

Hummina, hummina.


^
Jabba's sister?

I think that's the legendary Mercedes Sosa.


More like Mercedes Benz cube van

 
Colour_out_of_Space 2008-07-08 04:18:22 PM  
I think I screwed up my GIS...

img228.imageshack.us

 
zunkus 2008-07-08 04:50:28 PM  
Easily one of the hottest women on the planet!

 
bwesb 2008-07-08 05:17:54 PM  
I think that's why she's shiatcanning him.

La cola empieza AQUI!

 
Sarcastica75 [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 05:50:35 PM  
I am not a fan of her singing voice, pero como colombiana, i am getting a kick out of this thread and of the Shakira pics.

 
DWitchiewoman 2008-07-08 05:58:11 PM  
I really thought there would be more hot pics of Shakira in here by this time of day.

(sigh)

 
aspAddict 2008-07-08 08:24:58 PM  
I would hit that in front of my wife AND her divorce lawyer...

 
Klippoklondike 2008-07-08 09:07:47 PM  
Sarcastica75

I am not a fan of her singing voice, pero como colombiana, i am getting a kick out of this thread and of the Shakira pics.

I thought you typed Perry Como there for a second...was confused

 
Insolent 2008-07-08 10:50:40 PM  
i244.photobucket.com

just a little higher......

 
Displayed 50 of 57 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all


[Continue Farking]