Let's get this thread started

Hobodeluxe:Let's get this thread started

Yes, please

Shakira vows to continue the fight to free Colombian hostages her whenever, wherever



/ FTFY

If you insist.

but what about Sharkira?

Meh. She's part Lebanese, so she's practically a terrorist herself.

Sybarite, someone should tell her that's not good for her knees.

I just broke my pants.

She's a day younger than me, so I figure we have this incredible mutual spiritual astrological bs bond. Plus, her body is perfection to me, so I feel that I deserve her.

This woman is so smoking hot, no matter what she does men & women alike will pay attention.

I'm watchin' you Shakira

Diogenes:Meh. She's part Lebanese, so she's practically a terrorist herself.

Part Lebanese? Does that mean she's bi? Is a threesome possible?

/Colombian Gold

The real - and best - Shakira, before she started dyeing her hair blonde:



/her best album, by far

I will grab my father's old sniper rifle and march down there to get the hostages myself if I can get my hands on that rump.

Wow. I'm amazed that so far there has been no mention of FARC or TotalFARC involved.

It's almost as if you all are distracted by something. :-/

Hobodeluxe

I'd love to FARC that ass!

In case it hasn't been said yet, I've got a hostage in my pants she can free anytime.

I Like Bread:
I will grab my father's old sniper rifle and march down there to get the hostages myself if I can get my hands on that rump

see?

Behold the power of booty

That is one Magnificent Woman.

You heard me. I said penis goes there.

can you motorboat butt cheeks?

SherKhan:You heard me. I said penis goes there.

And I would be the man to put it there my friend. By God's will, I would be that man.

pedXing:can you motorboat butt cheeks?

YES!

pedXing:can you motorboat butt cheeks?

You just need a bigger boat.

182:pedXing:can you motorboat butt cheeks?

YES!

thats how you get pink eye

pedXing 2008-07-08 12:39:10 PM
can you motorboat butt cheeks?

The answer is.......YES!

At first she was like this



but then she didn't want to waste a drop and she was like this

SherKhan:You heard me. I said penis goes there.

Thread over..SherKhan wins!

/bunk, I shall be in it

SherKhan:At first she was like this
but then she didn't want to waste a drop and she was like this

and that, sir, is why you are on the favourite list.

man, she's lucky that her breasts are small and humble (so you don't confuse them with mountains).

She is gorgeous, but she's a fidget - a cute little fidget, but a fidget. She is literally 3 feet 7 inches tall (fact)

ClintBartonWannabe:We will continue until we see all of them free. Our eyes and lips will not rest until we see and kiss those who remain captives of those without conscience

Hummina, hummina.


^
Jabba's sister?

I think that's the legendary Mercedes Sosa.

Bolo Jungle:She is gorgeous, but she's a fidget - a cute little fidget, but a fidget. She is literally 3 feet 7 inches tall (fact)

That just means I can do circus tricks with her in bed easier.
Lay back, put her on top and spin her around like a top.

/also less likely to think I'm "small"
//what?

Whatever.

Shakira is really Wonder Woman?

Nice pics but geez what a bandwagon move.

By the way, Shakira, your fiancee is a douche-bag who hits everything in high heels.

Good luck.

I would like to take a moment to thank the IT dorks here for blocking virutally all image hosts.

Thanks, homos.

why would a mexican care about Colombians?

Shakira, Shakira. I would march into the heart of Colombia armed only with a broken spork and a trash can lid to free those hostages if it meant I got to spend just one hour having a chat with the back of your uterus. Troof.

bwesb:Nice pics but geez what a bandwagon move.

By the way, Shakira, your fiancee is a douche-bag who hits everything in high heels.

Good luck.

I think that's why she's shiatcanning him.

/my girlfriend is a huge Shakira (Pre-US Debut, circa I_Love_Cheesecake's post) fan, so she keeps up with this stuff

I_Love_Cheesecake:ClintBartonWannabe:We will continue until we see all of them free. Our eyes and lips will not rest until we see and kiss those who remain captives of those without conscience

Hummina, hummina.


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Jabba's sister?

I think that's the legendary Mercedes Sosa.

More like Mercedes Benz cube van

I think I screwed up my GIS...

Easily one of the hottest women on the planet!

I think that's why she's shiatcanning him.

La cola empieza AQUI!

I am not a fan of her singing voice, pero como colombiana, i am getting a kick out of this thread and of the Shakira pics.

I really thought there would be more hot pics of Shakira in here by this time of day.

(sigh)

I would hit that in front of my wife AND her divorce lawyer...

Sarcastica75

I am not a fan of her singing voice, pero como colombiana, i am getting a kick out of this thread and of the Shakira pics.

I thought you typed Perry Como there for a second...was confused

just a little higher......