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(Nerve) Interesting Fifty sexiest albums you must own: list includes all your favorite romantics such as Iggy and the Stooges, Captain Beefheart, Jesus and Mary Chain and Lou Reed   (nerve.com) divider line 65
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Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-07-07 06:12:10 PM  
Lou Reed: The Anti-Boner.

 
HappyHarryHardOn [TotalFark] 2008-07-07 06:15:57 PM  
Cagey B:Lou Reed: The Anti-Boner.

Its for when you want to seduce that drunk female dwarf with a hint of a beard

 
Cagey B [TotalFark] 2008-07-07 06:23:00 PM  
HappyHarryHardOn:Cagey B:Lou Reed: The Anti-Boner.

Its for when you want to seduce that drunk female dwarf with a hint of a beard


I always thought that Kraftwerk's "Autobahn" made the panties drop fastest in those situations.

 
lucyfer 2008-07-07 06:32:12 PM  
i have to give the list props for pj harvey, but is the top 50 lacking a certain top 5?

 
alexanderplatz 2008-07-07 06:34:36 PM  
lucyfer i have to give the list props for pj harvey, but is the top 50 lacking a certain top 5?

It's that sense of mystery that's so sexy.

 
JMcDub [TotalFark] 2008-07-07 06:48:09 PM  
Apparently the website is pretty sexy too....

/websense

 
Righteously Indignant [TotalFark] 2008-07-07 06:50:57 PM  
Some of those albums were questionable, but "Bad Moon Rising" most definitely does it for me.

/you have a genius and a sex maniac
//living together taking lots of drugs and farking all day

 
Boritom [TotalFark] 2008-07-07 07:00:10 PM  

 
strangeguitar 2008-07-07 07:15:48 PM  
i155.photobucket.com

 
Kublai Khan [TotalFark] 2008-07-07 07:50:21 PM  
What, no Dragonforce?

i220.photobucket.com

 
Procedural Texture [recently expired TotalFark] 2008-07-07 07:54:09 PM  
www.nerdcore.dewww.incredibleeagle.com

/that is all

 
Norad [TotalFark] 2008-07-07 08:13:35 PM  
What, no side one of "Led Zeppelin 4"?

 
shaft6969 [TotalFark] 2008-07-07 08:30:24 PM  
Nice list. No 1-5, navigating the entire list sucks, especially with the page subby used.

/and "sexy" doesn't seem to fit many of the albums either. Fail.

 
Lilmama [TotalFark] 2008-07-07 09:00:04 PM  
No Marvin Gaye? No Barry White? No Al Green? I'm outta here.

 
Purelilac [TotalFark] 2008-07-07 09:01:19 PM  
Golden Palominos: Pure

Even guys think it's sexy as hell.

 
Tacoby Bellisbury 2008-07-07 09:12:05 PM  
Procedural Texture:/that is all

peasantswithpitchforks.com

 
towatchoverme 2008-07-07 09:30:58 PM  
This thread makes me ...

www.steadyhealth.com

 
towatchoverme 2008-07-07 09:31:38 PM  
Aw crap ... SOOOO the wrong thread.

No more Shiraz for moi.

 
carmody 2008-07-07 09:35:34 PM  
If Roxy Music's Avalon isn't on this list, it's worthless. I didn't RTFA.

 
towatchoverme 2008-07-07 09:45:33 PM  
Astral Weeks but no Moondance?

Bullshiate.

If a girl sleeps with you when you're playing Astral Weeks, she was gonna sleep with you anyway.

On the other hand, Moondance combined with gin will make panties hit the floor so fast, she'll get a friction burn.

 
Roto-Rot 2008-07-07 09:48:29 PM  
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farkwatter 2008-07-07 09:56:11 PM  
carmody:If Roxy Music's Avalon isn't on this list, it's worthless. I didn't RTFA.

+1 Thanx First CD I ever bought.

 
grim_and_frostbitten 2008-07-07 11:41:34 PM  
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\unless you're jewish
\\i guess they kinda frown on that
\\\i woulda posted an A.C. album cover, but i'd reckon i'd get banned

 
Badafuco 2008-07-07 11:44:39 PM  
I didn't RTFA but I would submit Bob Marley-Ledgend.

I'm not some pot smoking hippie but that is a great make out album.

 
FeedTheCollapse 2008-07-07 11:50:04 PM  
Righteously Indignant:Some of those albums were questionable, but "Bad Moon Rising" most definitely does it for me.

though I wouldn't call a vast bulk of it sexy, can't fault them for Jesus and Mary Chain, My Bloody Valentine, Lou Reed, VU, etc.


that site was pretty crappy though. A, it's annoying as fark when people link to the middle of the list. B, where's the top 5? I had to open like 5 different pages to navigate around the list...

 
erratick 2008-07-08 01:31:40 AM  
Is that Dare Force cover made up?

It looks like 4 Ben Stillers and the font is unbelievable.

Seriously?

 
Asoka 2008-07-08 01:34:37 AM  
Christ in Heaven I love PJ Harvey.

 
Whatthefark 2008-07-08 01:44:48 AM  
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Me and the rocker chicks had many good times listening to Lovedrive back in the day. It has a great rhythm for a hard rock album.

 
simian04 2008-07-08 02:03:12 AM  
Asoka:Christ in Heaven I love PJ Harvey.

You too, huh?

 
simian04 2008-07-08 02:04:05 AM  
She Wants Revenge is ok for teh seksi.

 
snags 2008-07-08 02:18:43 AM  
chocolate and cheese better be on this farking list.

 
Krantzstone 2008-07-08 02:31:13 AM  
Cagey B:HappyHarryHardOn:Cagey B:Lou Reed: The Anti-Boner.

Its for when you want to seduce that drunk female dwarf with a hint of a beard

I always thought that Kraftwerk's "Autobahn" made the panties drop fastest in those situations.


I was thinking Aphex Twin's 'Come To Daddy'.

 
Galaxy of Prawns 2008-07-08 02:41:15 AM  
How in the hell is Prince not on that list? I've never connected music and sex that closely, but his stuff just makes me wanna cut the talkin' and git down 2 tha luv'n.

 
Kuta 2008-07-08 02:42:01 AM  
A classic:

g-ecx.images-amazon.com

And this is the secret weapon (seriously):
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sonnyboy11 2008-07-08 02:52:18 AM  
I just got back from a Stevie Wonder concert. If this list lacks any Stevie Wonder on it, then it fails.

No one's more romantic than Stevie.

/Talking Book ftw

 
goodbomb 2008-07-08 03:42:28 AM  
Let's Dance my ass. Ziggy much? T-Rex is good call. Stevie too.

 
deadsanta 2008-07-08 03:52:53 AM  
The list has Brian Jonestown Massacre on it, ergo it fails. That is the worst farking band I have ever paid money to see. WTF is sexy about shiat songs by a band that's only ever half there, when they bother to show up at all?

It gives me great pleasure to see them going nowhere fast, with more ex-band members than major symphony orchestras can boast of.

/hates that farking band.

 
nppyinzer 2008-07-08 04:50:03 AM  
I will be upset if the top three isn't Marvin Gaye, Al Green, and Prince... does that make me gay?

 
Gulper Eel [TotalFark] 2008-07-08 07:22:43 AM  
I'm assuming Marvin Gaye and Al Green will be in the remaining top 5. They damn well better be, to counteract the hipster idiocy in the rest of the list.

Where the hell is Lisa Stansfield on this list, anyway? I mean, what she did with Barry White's "Never Never Gonna Give You Up"...daaaaaaaaamn.

 
The Dynamite Monkey 2008-07-08 08:47:55 AM  
nppyinzer:I will be upset if the top three isn't Marvin Gaye, Al Green, and Prince... does that make me gay?

If you can't get some while playing her an Al Green record... you should quite right there. Al does all the heavy lifting for you, you just have to come in and close!

 
sound of a douchebag hitting the floor 2008-07-08 09:22:20 AM  
images.amazon.com

Really, what's sexier than a man who married his cousin singing 'bout civil rights?

/Some things will never change

 
ten thousand miles that way 2008-07-08 09:42:22 AM  
www.chezlubacov.org
You're a Woman, I'm a Machine.


Best album to have sex too, bar none.

 
MikoSquiz 2008-07-08 09:55:15 AM  
Captain Beefheart tends to show up on lists of Albums It's Impossible To Get Laid To.

 
LemSkroob 2008-07-08 10:39:26 AM  
ZEP'S HOUSES OF THE HOLY FTW!!!

 
FeedTheCollapse 2008-07-08 10:53:08 AM  
simian04:She Wants Revenge is for people who've never heard of Joy Division or Suicide and shop at Hot Topic

ftfy

 
biyaaatci 2008-07-08 10:58:12 AM  
Agree with the PJ Harvey, but it should have been Stories From the City, Stories from the Sea.

 
grahammi 2008-07-08 11:18:54 AM  
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FTW!

 
Dammit-Hi 2008-07-08 11:37:23 AM  
biyaaatci:Agree with the PJ Harvey, but it should have been Stories From the City, Stories from the Sea.

Seconded
"This is Love" = great farking song

 
Uzzah 2008-07-08 11:54:47 AM  
snags:chocolate and cheese better be on this farking list.

My girl soaks her panties every time she hears "Spinal Meningitis Got Me Down."

/actually, "Voodoo Lady" and "Freedom of '76" are good tunes for sexing, and even "Baby biatch" has a certain charm, so long as your lady isn't listening closely to the lyrics.

 
Teddy Hopper 2008-07-08 01:23:41 PM  
In the past there was much good lovin' to:
Tuesday Night Music Club - Sheryl Crow
Mazzy Star - Fade into you
Not that i'm particularly a big fan of these artists, but they served a purpose...

currently: the ravonettes, milo, silversun pickups, MGMT kinda get me and wifey d going.


/list is useless withoug 2 Live crew.
//wut?

 
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