Makes me proud to be a Southerner.

"Dove into the mudhole" is one of those Southern euphamisms that we all know and love so much. Those wacky klansmen!

Yee-ha!

If it was a movie, it would be a trailer.

thought this was a play by play of Jena Bush's wedding

FAILWIN wedding trifecta in play?

Rednecks in Ireland!?

And they all voted for Bush. And will vote for McCain, since he's not black.

Assuming they even vote.

Rob tossed his bride's Dixie flag garter belt into a crowd of clinking beer cans.

Rawni met Rob when she was a fifth-grader in Pennsylvania. They dated in high school but eventually lost touch, going their separate ways and marrying other people.


/Fail.

The name "Rawni" just screams of redneck

And yet this marriage will probably last longer than yours.

So... congrats? Things went according to plan? Good job?

//Theme weddings are silly, but I've seen far sillier than the described one.

At least they don't put on airs.

Bride trifecta now in play.

Beats any wedding I've ever been to.

I enjoy the ignorance of people making anti-redneck jokes/comments on a Kentucky-based web site.

/overjoyed to live in the South

This is the same town that holds the Summer Redneck Games. (pops)

Unfortunately it's 45 minutes away from me.

Laugh at rednecks if you must but they're much more fun to be around then any other class of people.

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm:Rob tossed his bride's Dixie flag garter belt into a crowd of clinking beer cans.

Rawni met Rob when she was a fifth-grader in Pennsylvania. They dated in high school but eventually lost touch, going their separate ways and marrying other people.


/Fail.

It's not really south vs. north anymore. It's redneck vs. everyone else. Sure, they're still mostly confined to the south, but they're borderless. You can easily identify them from the accent. Growing up in rural Pennsylvania I knew several people from families that had been in PA for generations but sounded like they'd been inbred in some LA bayou.

You guys are slow.

KidneyStone:I enjoy the ignorance of people making anti-redneck jokes/comments on a Kentucky-based web site.

/overjoyed to live in the South

are you implying that Kentucky is part of the south?

farkING RETARD coont'S NAME'S "RAWNI" LIKE BRAWNI, THE QUICKER PICKERUPER.

MIguy:Laugh at rednecks if you must but they're much more fun to be around then any other class of people.

You don't know any carnies.

Pennsylvania: The South of the North

MIguy:Laugh at rednecks if you must but they're much more fun to be around then any other class of people.

No. They aren't.

for those of you hating on Pennsylvania....

THE WEDDING WAS IN OHIO, MORANS!

Epiphany

Rednecks in Ireland!?

Dublin is a town east of Macon, GA. You go through there on your way to the coast.

rufus-t-firefly:

And they all voted for Bush. And will vote for McCain, since he's not black.

Go away, please. Just go away. Nobody laughed.

spankymacfarland2001:MIguy:Laugh at rednecks if you must but they're much more fun to be around then any other class of people.

No. They aren't.

Yars they is cooter

little boy has some ears on him don't he? wow

MIguy:Laugh at rednecks if you must but they're much more fun to be around then any other class of people.

If your idea of a good time is hearing about "uppity n*ggers", than yes, they are a blast.

JSieverts
for those of you hating on Pennsylvania....

THE WEDDING WAS IN OHIOGEORGIA, MORANS!


FTFY

The Aristocrats!

JSieverts:for those of you hating on Pennsylvania....

THE WEDDING WAS IN OHIO, MORANS!

Epic fail.

Shouldn't that be "dived into a mudhole"?

/grammar redneck

you are all right....there are a couple Dublins, and I chose the wrong one

mea culpa

louiedog:JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm:Rob tossed his bride's Dixie flag garter belt into a crowd of clinking beer cans.

Rawni met Rob when she was a fifth-grader in Pennsylvania. They dated in high school but eventually lost touch, going their separate ways and marrying other people.


/Fail.

It's not really south vs. north anymore. It's redneck vs. everyone else. Sure, they're still mostly confined to the south, but they're borderless. You can easily identify them from the accent. Growing up in rural Pennsylvania I knew several people from families that had been in PA for generations but sounded like they'd been inbred in some LA bayou.

I was referring to the use of the confederate flag. I know that they say penn is Pittsburgh philly and Alabama in between. Well I was born in Alabama and we don't like these northern hillbillys making a mockery of our flag. It is people like this that give the flag a bad name, by far the most racist people I have ever met have been from Pennsylvania.

"It's a nice day for a white wedding...It's a nice day for a white wedding...The south will rise againnnnn..."

\think that's how it goes

Rednecks know how to PARTY! They also know how to beat their wives, hate black people, drop out of school, and generally suck the marrow out of this country, built by people that actually sacrificed and worked hard to better their surroundings.

/grew up in Oklahoma
//never going back

JimmyCarter'sSecondTerm:I was referring to the use of the confederate flag. I know that they say penn is Pittsburgh philly and Alabama in between. Well I was born in Alabama and we don't like these northern hillbillys making a mockery of our flag. It is people like this that give the flag a bad name, by far the most racist people I have ever met have been from Pennsylvania.

Inquiring minds want to know... What, exactly, gives that flag a good name?

rufus-t-firefly:And they all voted for Bush. And will vote for McCain, since he's not black.

Assuming they even vote.

Give me a good ole' boy any day over you caterwalling
whimpering libtard farkers

/that's right

Frank N Stein:Inquiring minds want to know... What, exactly, gives that flag a good name?

The Dukes of Hazzard, baybee! hee hee haw haw heh heh heh heh HEE HEE HEE hawww!

the confederate flag is a mere symbol of a byegone way of life. a bygone way of life, that involved whipping black people. for not working. then rubbing salt in the whipped black person's bleeding wounds. and a way of life that condoned treason. because whipping negroes and rubbing salt in the wounds was an innocent way of life.

kilgorn:Give me a good ole' boy any day over you caterwalling
whimpering libtard farkers

So, you're into boys then? You're on the wrong web site...

kilgorn:Give me a good ole' boy any day over you caterwalling
whimpering libtard farkers

/that's right

*clicks profile*

Yep. That was about the gayest thing I've read on Fark today.

FTFA: Eric Outler won Bobbin' for Pigs Feet, where eight people bobbed in troughs of water for raw pigs feet.

I'm all for fun & games, but I think I'd pass on this one.

Frank N Stein:Inquiring minds want to know... What, exactly, gives that flag a good name?

It has pretty colors.

That is a veritable buffet of redneck cliche horrors.

Frank N Stein:kilgorn:Give me a good ole' boy any day over you caterwalling
whimpering libtard farkers

/that's right

*clicks profile*

Yep. That was about the gayest thing I've read on Fark today.

Hook line and sinker.....Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Rawni met Rob when she was a fifth-grader in Pennsylvania. They dated in high school but eventually lost touch, going their separate ways and marrying other people.

he didn't meet his own sister until she was in the fifth grade?