Can't they get that creepy, disembodied smiley face to crack the whip and lead them somewhere?

I'm thinking I would have to sue for free shopping for the rest of my life...
/I hate snakes...

Just lower the price.

Where's Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?

Pygmy rattlesnakes are serious farking business. They are extremely aggressive. But, of course, instead of sympathy, FARK will just hurl insults towards this man for living in Florida and shopping at Wal*Mart.

Could have been worse. Could have been bees.

/"Get these motherfarkin BEES off my motherfarkin BUS!"
//bees on a bus!

What a terrible article. They can't even say how the snake got there? Did it come in with the shrubs? Was it put there by an angry customer? Who knows?

loomis:What a terrible article. They can't even say how the snake got there? Did it come in with the shrubs? Was it put there by an angry customer? Who knows?

Clearly, you'll just have to "Watch Local 6 News for more on this story. " in order to find out.

He's involved with voter registration and at the moment.

/my bad

You missed the "u" twice, subby
/peevish

I used to work at a Home Depot, in the garden department, and we would occasionally find frogs and snakes in some of the plants. Never found anything poisonous (that I know of), although we would usually don heavy gloves before removing the animal and releasing it in the woods out back.

i love that movie.

WE HAVE TO PUT A BARRIER BETWEEN US AND THE SNAKES!

Same thing happened at a Lowes here in FL about a year ago, a lady was bitten.

Pygmy Rattlesnakes are nasty! My cat found one on my screen porch where my kids were playing and luckily I noticed right away. It was a biatch trying to get him out.

Pygmy rattlers are one of six venomous snakes in Florida.

Man, what are the odds! Florida is pretty big. You end up finding one of only six venomous snakes in the whole state. That guy should play the lottery.

The snake was trying to apply for a managerial position. Seemed appropriate at the time.

Don't tread on me, fool!

Seems like this sort of thing happens more and more often these days...

Was that movie really good enough to use that line everytime anything involving snakes happens?

I didn't see it, so I guess I could shut up now...but jeez

If there are snakes crawling around walmart, they should be Chinese Needle Snakes. Stowaways in merchandise. After all, all the crap walmart sells comes from china.

haha he lives in florida and shops at walmart what a loser

Glenechocreek:The snake was trying to apply for a managerial position. Seemed appropriate at the time.

Overqualified

As someone who really hates snakes,,,I'd destroy the place trying to kill it.. Even after it bit me.

/Kill a snake and save the world from Samuel L. Jackson movies on airplanes.

"I used to work at a Home Depot, in the garden department, and we would occasionally find frogs and snakes in some of the plants. Never found anything poisonous (that I know of), although we would usually don heavy gloves before removing the animal and releasing it in the woods out back."

I love animals, and all, but is it really a good idea to introduce non-native species into the woods out back?

I have a severe phobia of snakes, even the little black ones, much less a rattler. I'd come back with explosives.

/ironically, Raiders of the Lost Ark is my favorite movie

I'll bet the guy saw it and tried to poke at it with a stick or something and got bit for his trouble. I wouldn't think a rattlesnake would strike unprovoked especially one with a basically minor venomous bite.

ome thing less to do in my life:

shop at walmart in florida

doglover - I would show you this morning's example of what a cold hearted killer I am, but I got booted for 24 hours last week for showing SuicidalWriter....

seminole87:Imo people who don't hate Negroes are planting these things all around the country, and they have set a trap, and when it is sprung they will jump out of the shrubbery and say "SEE WE TOLD YOU!"

this has to be the dumbest post i've ever read:

Imo people who don't hate Negroes

is there a new filter that I don't know about? because nobody could actually type that.

/nobody *I* want to know.

You know all those security scenarios we ran?

Well, we're smack in the middle of one we didn't think of.

Eddie Kim filled the Housewares aisle with poisonous snakes.

/THE SEQUEL FOR THE AGES

So, Pembroke Pines has finally been assimilated into Dade County...

I knew it was only a matter of time....

South America,,,, take it away!!!!!!

/got damned cubans in my county, dammit.
//not my county anymore.
///i keep moving north...

Cleanup in aisle three...

Mugato:I have a severe phobia of snakes, even the little black ones, much less a rattler. I'd come back with explosives.

/ironically, Raiders of the Lost Ark is my favorite movie

Not ironic.

I came for pictures of David Caruso.

/leaving disappointed
//YEAAAAAAAAH

Poor snake it was hungry.

/feeding day here
//pic in profile ;)

Mugato
"I have a severe phobia of snakes, even the little black ones, much less a rattler. I'd come back with explosives."

I don't know why people share things like that about themselves.

It is like saying, "Hey everyone, I am a complete pussy".

Especially if you are a man.

/just sayin'

retarded
"haha he lives in florida and shops at walmart what a loser"

Coming from someone who bothers enough to call themselves retarded and is actually retarded enough to pay 5 bucks a month for fark thanks.

Mugato:I have a severe phobia of snakes, even the little black ones, much less a rattler.


You and me both, brutha. I'm taking it as a sign. *sigh*

GoSurfing, you better start wearing a cup.

/just sayin'

Epossumondas

You know it is funny how fark works. People think I am a dumbass farker. I've been around here quite a bit longer than you.

After a further look at your profile, I've determined what is happening here, as it has happened to me many times before.

Sometimes I reply to what someone says. They feel overly insulted so they call in their friend to back them up and insult me. That or they log in to a different account.

From your profile,

"Mugato:
I heart him. I have many favorite Farkers, but Mugato is my only unhealthy fascination."

So you tell me. Are you in this thread telling me to wear a cup because Mugato's feelings were hurt?

/stop thinking all of us liters joined fark yesterday.

google kept giving me the wrong snake, this this is what you get :|

Mugato

Before I make an even bigger douche of myself, I'd just like to say I was just being light hearted with my comment. All I've ever done on fark is be a douche.

snakes??? in my walmart??

/it's more likely than you think.

jaylectricity:Was that movie really good enough to use that line everytime anything involving snakes happens?

Yes it was.

I didn't see it, so I guess I could shut up now...but jeez

You should shut up and get yer ass to the video store, pronto.

/wearing my SoaP t-shirt at work tonight

McKeesport Beer Baron:I'm thinking I would have to sue for free shopping for the rest of my life...

Probably does not have a case, the snake was a native species and probably just slivered in on its own don't know what the law is in Florida but I seem to remember Disney (maybe Universal) getting sued over a spider bite in one of its parks a few years ago and that case got kicked out of court.

Price rollbacks, mufugga! And there's not a GOT-dam thing you can do about it!